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Old 04-19-2017, 08:50 PM   #1
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Default Why did these dumb sheets come with a stupid drawstring bag that matches

What the fuck am i supposed to do with this now? What is it even for, when will I need this to put the sheets into? They go on a bed or in a closet not into a bag into the closet what so my whole life now is putting sheets into a bag and then also into a fucking closet all the time?

And just where the fuck am I supposed to keep it while the sheets are on the bed? I'm only going to lose this, shit!!!!!!!

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 08:55 PM   #2
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The downside of any fancy dress event is traveling to and from the venue while looking a right pillock to anybody not invited.

You now have a ghost costume carry bag.

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 08:56 PM   #3
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perhaps it is for those who are in certain airports, waiting for their flights to Narita in 2 hrs?

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 08:56 PM   #4
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just tossin' balls up in the air here

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 08:56 PM   #5
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don't shoot the messenger

(buuu-huuuu-rn the witch)

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 08:57 PM   #6
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i would like to clarify i didn't mean my own testicles before, but actual clown balls

you know, the big, sticky, red, swollen ones

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 09:03 PM   #7
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i love the bags that sheet sets come into, never had a drawstring one but these:



i use one to put all my medicines in (i take a lot of medicine and get 3 month supplies of everything) and one for school/office supplies. they are the best.

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 09:57 PM   #8
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Give them to your kids when they go trick or treating if you don't lose them by then

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 09:57 PM   #9
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The bags, not the kids

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 10:13 PM   #10
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i dont know about you guys, but in my neighborhood all the cool kids used pillow cases when we demanded candy from strangers

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 10:27 PM   #11
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These are all bitchin notions and thanks and everything but sometimes i get sad about all the things that there are, sometimes I can't relax because there's a thing in my hand all the sudden and I don't know where to put it or what to do other than give up and sit down

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 10:31 PM   #12
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Like it's a lot of pressure and stress and just too much sometimes to find responsible ways to reuse and recycle all the fucken shit that ends up in my fucken room

Life is short why is there all this useless mountains of shit in it

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 10:37 PM   #13
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I thought that giving up and sitting down is relaxing.

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 10:43 PM   #14
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I get stressed out about all the stuff too. I feel like I'm drowning in it. I crave minimalism

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 11:47 PM   #15
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What the fuck am i supposed to do with this now?
make a noose

everyone knows people buying sheets are depressed. that's depressing af. the sheet company is just doing you a solid

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 07:33 AM   #16
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I've never been trick or treating as a kid

Should start now as an adult.

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 07:36 AM   #17
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"yo, whatchu got in that bag?"

"mah sheets brah. clean as a mafucka."

"respek"

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 07:38 AM   #18
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Old 04-20-2017, 02:26 PM   #19
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i don't think i've ever been trick or treating either. i wasn't that into halloween growing up and i'm certainly not now.

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 02:49 PM   #20
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i don't think i've ever been trick or treating either. i wasn't that into halloween growing up and i'm certainly not now.
It's a pretty weird ritual that's for sure

Did the shit out of it when a kid tho, fave costumes = super mario (thanks mom for the sewing) and an old man i did after discovering I could add badass wrnkles to my face under some panty hose, passing as old in the dark

Lotta falling down across folks lawns, wailing helplessly as I dropped my cane etc

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 02:54 PM   #21
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Halloween was always my favorite holiday because it's not celebrated here.

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 03:00 PM   #22
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could add badass wrnkles to my face under some panty hose, passing as old in the dark

Lotta falling down across folks lawns, wailing helplessly as I dropped my cane etc
trying this in the neighborhood 2nite

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 03:22 PM   #23
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It's a pretty weird ritual that's for sure

Did the shit out of it when a kid tho, fave costumes = super mario (thanks mom for the sewing) and an old man i did after discovering I could add badass wrnkles to my face under some panty hose, passing as old in the dark

Lotta falling down across folks lawns, wailing helplessly as I dropped my cane etc
I love this

I loved Halloween and autumn in general. Now it feels like it goes by too quickly for me to enjoy

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 05:08 PM   #24
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You're supposed to stuff the fitted sheet in there, since it has been proven that folding one is impossible.

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 05:37 PM   #25
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You're supposed to stuff the fitted sheet in there, since it has been proven that folding one is impossible.
...for you. *smugface*

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 06:19 PM   #26
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What the fuck am i supposed to do with this now? What is it even for, when will I need this to put the sheets into? They go on a bed or in a closet not into a bag into the closet what so my whole life now is putting sheets into a bag and then also into a fucking closet all the time?

And just where the fuck am I supposed to keep it while the sheets are on the bed? I'm only going to lose this, shit!!!!!!!
I use them to store audio/guitar cables.

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 06:27 PM   #27
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that's a better idea than mine, which is to store them in a huge tangled mass on the floor

 
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...for you. *smugface*

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 08:01 PM   #29
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it's like shooting sheets in a bag

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 09:57 PM   #30
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They make good travel bags or junkie bags or weeeeed bags they are silly though I notice them with flannel sheets the most.

 
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