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View Poll Results: Would you fuck the pope or the presiden?
I would fuck President Donald Trump's orange ass 0 0%
I would fuck Pope Francis's kind old ass 2 20.00%
This is a joke option duovamp is so clever 2 20.00%
Shitposting 2 20.00%
I wish they would fuck me simultaneously from both ends then both go behind to DP me 4 40.00%
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Old 04-18-2017, 08:41 AM   #1
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Default Pope or President: which would you fuck

Obviously Donnie is the lesser of the two in attractiveness, but how would it feel to bend the leader of the free world over that desk?

Would the Pope leave his hat on?

Something to think about.
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Old 04-18-2017, 09:49 AM   #2
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Obviously Donnie is the lesser of the two in attractiveness, but how would it feel to bend the leader of the free world over that desk?

Would the Pope leave his hat on?

Something to think about.
Feel like I'm gettin F'd by don every morning when i wake up in this piece of shit doomed ass hateful fucken sexist nationstate

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 09:59 AM   #3
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America is his cum rag.

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 10:08 AM   #4
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i bet the pope would be a giver

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 06:17 PM   #5
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i would do president Hillary Clinton

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 06:20 PM   #6
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Don't offer her a cigar afterwards. Trigger warning.

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 07:32 PM   #7
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I would do President Sarah Palin. Heck I'd eat her pooter.

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 09:41 PM   #8
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Im the Netphoria expert on perving old dudes but i would literally rather be celibate from all genders than to get anywhere near babyhands trump.
Francis ain't a catch but he's miiiiiiles above agent orange chicken.

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 04:16 PM   #9
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I broke the rules and went with sarah. i said id eat her ass.

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 04:21 PM   #10
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I broke the rules and went with sarah. i said id eat her ass.
Dude bro man that's not nice she's a lady

She's a lady that can see alaska from her house in russia or whoever

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 07:42 PM   #11
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Only classy ladies deserve to have their pooters licked clean.

I am Fulltoke. I have spoken.

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 07:36 AM   #12
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Gonna try that one at the next party i'm at. Thanks

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 07:51 AM   #13
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Just make sure she's classy.

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 07:56 AM   #14
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Hey gurl, I gotcha the best seat in the house!
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Old 04-20-2017, 08:32 AM   #15
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Hehh.

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 08:34 AM   #16
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Hey did I make you uncomfortable?!

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 08:41 AM   #17
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Do you really want to lick buttholes

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 08:41 AM   #18
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Can you lick fig's? She has a hard time cleaning hers due to her weight

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 08:44 AM   #20
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bonnie, it's weed day, not get drunk as fuck in the morning day

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 09:57 AM   #21
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I don't drink but haha

 
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Old 04-20-2017, 12:26 PM   #22
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Jude Law is Pope. Now how would you answer?


 
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Old 04-20-2017, 12:40 PM   #23
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Yung Pope would make a great MC name.

 
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