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Old 04-18-2017, 09:30 PM   #151
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come to america, we smoke, then we fight, then bonnie calls 911 when you overpower me and break my nose
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Old 04-18-2017, 09:40 PM   #152
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If Disco King weren't in storage, awaiting the seasonal thaw, he might have suggested that 'breegull find his new weed guy with bitcoin and Tor.

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 07:05 AM   #153
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Run to me what kind of mower did you end up getting? I have all sorts of household tips if you need them.
Wow thanks! Ok I have a few Qs

What to do when the (possibly drunk or on pills) plumber almost burns your house down trying to sodder the leaky pipe in the cieling with a giant blowtorch?

(But seriously, when do i put grass seeds down in the bare patches of lawn? If we work together, we can make this thread reaaaaaaally boring for everyone else Real Quick)

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 07:34 AM   #154
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Old 04-19-2017, 07:40 AM   #155
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I think a netphorian group of people would be the only people with enough scare factor to peer pressure me into doing mary jane.

Take that to mean what you want.

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 08:19 AM   #156
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Wow thanks! Ok I have a few Qs

What to do when the (possibly drunk or on pills) plumber almost burns your house down trying to sodder the leaky pipe in the cieling with a giant blowtorch?

(But seriously, when do i put grass seeds down in the bare patches of lawn? If we work together, we can make this thread reaaaaaaally boring for everyone else Real Quick)
The fall, because cool nights and warm days (and soil, warmed from the entire summer) is best for their roots and shoots. Prepare your lawn in the late summer. As in, take up the parts you don't want (either with weeds/crabgrass/compacted soil) and amend the parts of the lawn where nothing is growing with some high quality top soil. Not timberline from Home Depot. Splurge on good stuff. If you don't do that then at least remove thatch (dead grasses) by raking and maybe spreading a thin layer of good soil over the whole lawn. You can also rent an aerator, which will put tiny holes in your soil. This to improve the permeability of the soil. Just imagine that you have a nice substrate to put down roots in. Think like the grass

Also if you need help on which grasses to grow then call your county's agricultural extension. I am serious they will help you

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 08:21 AM   #157
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You'd need to order it online but I reccomend some clover too. It won't give up on you

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 09:29 AM   #158
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Wow! Can never spread enough rep to the helpfullest bon bon, thanx

 
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Old 04-19-2017, 10:10 AM   #159
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Wow thanks. I left out a lot of info because there's so much when it comes to lawns

 
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