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Old 04-24-2017, 10:19 AM   #661
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unfortunately i do not have a set pajama set

i wanna bunny

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:36 AM   #662
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Wears perfume but lies to others about it so they think he naturally smells that way.

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:40 AM   #663
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nope. actually who does that


has ratted out a kid in school at some point

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:44 AM   #664
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(what? no one, no one does that.)
(I never ratted anyone in my life!)

Always feels the urge to deposit a coin when he sees people's buttcracks sticking out when they are sitting down.

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:46 AM   #665
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i imagine sliding a credit card, but you got as close as currency so that'll count!

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:47 AM   #666
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has the urge to kick children off the ledge if they're sitting on or next to one. I sure do! Amsterdam canals are so much fun

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:49 AM   #667
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Hey this thread is all about projection not confessions!

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:51 AM   #668
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jesus. i tried!

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:56 AM   #669
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(You're impossible!)

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Old 04-24-2017, 10:59 AM   #670
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is the Netphorian version of Schrodinger's cat

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 10:59 AM   #671
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ok i'm not good at this

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:12 PM   #672
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ok i'm not good at this
photo on driver's license/state ID is more than 5 years old

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:25 PM   #673
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Has pooped his pants on public.

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:36 PM   #674
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Has pooped his pants on public.
last time I pooped my pants was in 1st grade. I was at recess and had to go really bad but my social anxiety was too bad to ask an adult and then what if I went to the bathroom and came back and everyone was gone?!?! these are the things I worried about back then

so I shit my pants instead

went through the rest of the day with shit pants. no one said anything. got home and my mom was like omg wtffff

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:37 PM   #675
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around the same age I once shit myself at the park because I didn't want to go home and thought I could just keep holding it. I will never forget my father's voice as he tried to clean me up, "I have never seen anything like this."

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:42 PM   #676
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Rbg loves to poop

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:51 PM   #677
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photo on driver's license/state ID is more than 5 years old
that is pretty scarily accurate!

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:52 PM   #678
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I thought you just got your license!

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:52 PM   #679
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It's good to go.

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:53 PM   #680
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I should check when my passport expires

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:54 PM   #681
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v v dense pubes

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:54 PM   #682
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sorry

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:57 PM   #683
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I thought you just got your license!
I did about half a year ago but the pic on it is a lot older!

I had a new one made but it was so downright ridiculous that i used my older one. A clerk said that i didn't look like it anymore, but 10 minutes later i tried another clerk and she thought it was fine

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 03:04 PM   #684
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Told someone he loved them and they didn't believe it.

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 03:06 PM   #685
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:'( yes

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 03:46 PM   #686
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How did you know??

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 03:49 PM   #687
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he knows pubes

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 03:52 PM   #688
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Are you assuming that I assume that he knows pubes

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 03:54 PM   #689
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are you assuming that i was assuming?

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 04:50 PM   #690
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Assumptionception

 
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