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Old 04-24-2017, 09:47 AM   #661
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has the urge to kick children off the ledge if they're sitting on or next to one. I sure do! Amsterdam canals are so much fun

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:49 AM   #662
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Hey this thread is all about projection not confessions!

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:51 AM   #663
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jesus. i tried!

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:56 AM   #664
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(You're impossible!)

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Old 04-24-2017, 09:59 AM   #665
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is the Netphorian version of Schrodinger's cat

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:59 AM   #666
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ok i'm not good at this

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 01:12 PM   #667
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ok i'm not good at this
photo on driver's license/state ID is more than 5 years old

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 01:25 PM   #668
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Has pooped his pants on public.

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 01:36 PM   #669
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Has pooped his pants on public.
last time I pooped my pants was in 1st grade. I was at recess and had to go really bad but my social anxiety was too bad to ask an adult and then what if I went to the bathroom and came back and everyone was gone?!?! these are the things I worried about back then

so I shit my pants instead

went through the rest of the day with shit pants. no one said anything. got home and my mom was like omg wtffff

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 01:37 PM   #670
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around the same age I once shit myself at the park because I didn't want to go home and thought I could just keep holding it. I will never forget my father's voice as he tried to clean me up, "I have never seen anything like this."

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 01:42 PM   #671
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Rbg loves to poop

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 01:51 PM   #672
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photo on driver's license/state ID is more than 5 years old
that is pretty scarily accurate!

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 01:52 PM   #673
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I thought you just got your license!

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 01:52 PM   #674
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It's good to go.

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 01:53 PM   #675
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I should check when my passport expires

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 01:54 PM   #676
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v v dense pubes

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 01:54 PM   #677
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sorry

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 01:57 PM   #678
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I thought you just got your license!
I did about half a year ago but the pic on it is a lot older!

I had a new one made but it was so downright ridiculous that i used my older one. A clerk said that i didn't look like it anymore, but 10 minutes later i tried another clerk and she thought it was fine

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:04 PM   #679
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Told someone he loved them and they didn't believe it.

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:06 PM   #680
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:'( yes

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:46 PM   #681
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v v dense pubes
How did you know??

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:49 PM   #682
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he knows pubes

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:52 PM   #683
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Are you assuming that I assume that he knows pubes

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:54 PM   #684
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are you assuming that i was assuming?

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 03:50 PM   #685
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Assumptionception

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 04:32 PM   #686
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Has been splashed with water while walking on the sidewalk by a random car on a rainy day.

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 05:43 PM   #687
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Y r u so mean

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Old 04-24-2017, 05:44 PM   #688
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Are you still upset about being wrong about the Wata guitar paint stripped of the neck by her bear hands thing?

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 05:59 PM   #689
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Has been splashed with water while walking on the sidewalk by a random car on a rainy day.
This hasn't happened to me

 
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Old 04-24-2017, 06:05 PM   #690
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has been shit on by bird
In fact I have... birds earned my undying hatred from that day.

 
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