Friday/Saturday drunk or otherwise thread

[fuzzyroes]

Dude! RBG, she clearly misses you man. How can you be bummed out about this?! This sounds awesome!

[redbreegull]

I know she misses me but it's much more complex than that. She seems really committed to this guy even though she doesn't really seem to love him and even told our mutual friend she doesn't know if she loves him (they have been together for 3 years). I think it's about the kind of life they are able to have together because he has $$$ and a skill that can get him a job anywhere

[redbreegull]

who the fuck knows fuck everything

[crabshack]

I wonder when was the last time rbg had a meaningful relationship all on his own? Like a lover that he found and cultivated into a romance, as opposed to some dirty hippy poly hookup.

[crabshack]

Maybe ILP can back him up here.

[yo soy el mejor]

you get what you give

[yo soy el mejor]

mostly

[yo soy el mejor]

the rest is luck followed by getting what you give

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I know she misses me but it's much more complex than that. She seems really committed to this guy even though she doesn't really seem to love him and even told our mutual friend she doesn't know if she loves him (they have been together for 3 years). I think it's about the kind of life they are able to have together because he has $$$ and a skill that can get him a job anywhere

She probably still has a flame burning bright for you deep inside, and wants to check in to see if it's for real before fully committing to Mr Money Bags. You should do all you can to woo her if you really still have desires of being with her.

[FoolofaTook]

I've had a great day. After a couple of months of three to four hours of sleep a night I finally got 12 hours in the last 24! And then I went and got my ears irrigated so now I can hear every dulcet tone from Wata's "bear-handed-stripped" axe.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

That always feels great. Hate running on empty.

[FoolofaTook]

Yeah I feel like a reborn christian.

And my ears! Wowie! A whole new whole!

[FoolofaTook]

It was really ticklish (tooklish?) when she stuck the nozzle in and squirted in deep. And I think I got some waxy warm water spilled on my sunn shirt. but it was all worth it.

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by crabshack

I wonder when was the last time rbg had a meaningful relationship all on his own? Like a lover that he found and cultivated into a romance, as opposed to some dirty hippy poly hookup.

did you miss the thread where I told everyone about my 7 girlfriends

[redbreegull]

this woman doesn't even count

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

did you miss the thread where I told everyone about my 7 girlfriends

This is monte.txt worthy.

Beautiful

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

this woman doesn't even count

How exactly does a woman"not count"?

[FoolofaTook]

I'd go for a dirty hippy poly (wtf is this? O well no matter) hookup. As long as she was sweet and relatively cute and the dirt was washable.

U know what I'm sayin'?

[ohnoitsbonnie]

I've had seven girlfriends and none of them are fake

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by crabshack

How exactly does a woman"not count"?

She was never my girlfriend, so she doesn't count among the 7

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Sorry rbg. Be safe. Be ok. Please.

[FoolofaTook]

You guys don't want to talk about my irrigation? What about the Melvins? Or Park Chan Wook's the Handmaiden?

What's up guys?

[redbreegull]

god made dirt and dirt don't hurt

[FoolofaTook]

It also doesn't. taste tpo good.

I just bought another pack of smokes I can't afford. Threw away a pack last night. Now I'm thinking about flushing this pack away even tho I smoked only one smoke.

[crabshack]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

She was never my girlfriend, so she doesn't count among the 7

So these women don't matter unless you have deemed them your girlfriend? Help me out here...

[FoolofaTook]

Pathetic troll.

[FoolofaTook]

Poor crabshack just wants to be taken srsly.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

god made dirt and dirt don't hurt

Legionella? E. coli? Parasites?

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

It also doesn't. taste tpo good.

I just bought another pack of smokes I can't afford. Threw away a pack last night. Now I'm thinking about flushing this pack away even tho I smoked only one smoke.

Petrichor tastes good

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

It also doesn't. taste tpo good.

I just bought another pack of smokes I can't afford. Threw away a pack last night. Now I'm thinking about flushing this pack away even tho I smoked only one smoke.

do it