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Old 04-18-2017, 02:33 AM   #1
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Default holy cow this halogen lamp just exploded over me

I was sitting on the toilet and the heat lamp guy just EXPLODED over my facking head raining hot shards of glass down onto me. I got little cuts and burns on my legs

I started cleaning up but I keep getting tiny cuts on my hands from shards I can't see. I don't think I can run the vacuum this late, it's almost 4. fml is this normal?

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 02:38 AM   #2
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LAVA LAMP COMBUSTS OVERHEAD, MAN DIES ON TOILET

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 02:40 AM   #3
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million dollar lawsuit
money in the bank fellas

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 03:05 AM   #4
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better post about it on Netphoria

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 03:07 AM   #5
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I got it mostly cleaned up but I'm sure I will step on some tiny shards in the morning

It totally singed the carpet

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 03:09 AM   #6
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I was gonna post a pic but photobucket is not working

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 04:08 AM   #7
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OMG IT IS FOUR AM I AM SITTING ON THE TOILET AND PHOTOBUCKET IS NOT WORKING FML IS THIS NORMAL

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 04:15 AM   #8
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more like haloGAY lamp right lol lol

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 04:16 AM   #9
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Old 04-18-2017, 04:16 AM   #10
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Old 04-18-2017, 04:37 AM   #11
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Old 04-18-2017, 10:30 AM   #12
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Breeg, may I ask why did you have the heat lamp on whilst sitting on the john?

I usually would rather have a cooling sensation during those ... special private times

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 10:35 AM   #13
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lot of things here:

1. "heat lamp guy exploded on my face"

2. sitting on the toilet at 4 in the morning on a school night does not sound like a good routine you've set up for yourself

3. carpet in the bathroom

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 10:43 AM   #14
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Breeg, may I ask why did you have the heat lamp on whilst sitting on the john?

I usually would rather have a cooling sensation during those ... special private times
I like to be warm

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 10:50 AM   #15
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Same, can't deal with a cold bathroom.

Or worse, stepping barefoot on the cold tiles.

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 10:59 AM   #16
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cold tiles with shards of glass on them

so done with that drama

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 02:40 PM   #17
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Breeg, may I ask why did you have the heat lamp on whilst sitting on the john?

I usually would rather have a cooling sensation during those ... special private times
bad habit. I tend to flip on both lights when I go into the bathroom. I'm glad it didn't happen in the morning when I was in the shower though cause the glass went into the tub too. The bulb actually exploded, I've never seen anything like it.

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lot of things here:

1. "heat lamp guy exploded on my face"

2. sitting on the toilet at 4 in the morning on a school night does not sound like a good routine you've set up for yourself

3. carpet in the bathroom
1. that's exactly what happened

2. I don't need no fuckin school man teachers are just there to brainwash everyone into thinking homosexuals and racial minorities are people

3. they are quick-drying rugs so you don't trail water all over the place when you get out of the shower

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 02:41 PM   #18
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guys there were tiny shards of bulb that landed inside my underpants and when I re-pantsed myself, they cut up my thighs


also I was stoned as shit and a big ass lightbulb rained glass and fire down on my head, it made a crazy burning/sizzling/crackling sound too. I don't think you all are appreciating how traumatic this was

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 02:48 PM   #19
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That's what you get for ignoring me. There will be more where that came from!

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 03:30 PM   #20
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One time I tried to heat a cup of tea on the stove and the cup exploded there was not a shred of cup left on the stove

I wasn't traumatized I've been chasing that rush ever since

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 05:21 PM   #21
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guys there were tiny shards of bulb that landed inside my underpants and when I re-pantsed myself, they cut up my thighs


also I was stoned as shit and a big ass lightbulb rained glass and fire down on my head, it made a crazy burning/sizzling/crackling sound too. I don't think you all are appreciating how traumatic this was
Some people pay money for that.

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 06:18 PM   #22
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this is so metal

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 07:37 PM   #23
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I know! As I was reading I resolved to ask rbg if he was high and yep sure enough he was stoned. What a magnificent experience! I honour it and, by extension, you too: rbg.

 
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