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Old 04-17-2017, 05:56 AM   #1
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Default we dropped a bag of groceries in the hallway

anyone up for a beer-infused / olive oil infused chocolate easter bunny?

that sounds like a limp bizkit album title.

i didn't know olive oil smelled so rank though, jesus.

also, smearing olive oil all over the stairs and shared hallway is a good way of getting your neighbours killed. we might set a camera up.

 
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Old 04-17-2017, 06:24 AM   #2
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Old 04-18-2017, 04:14 AM   #3
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you bought an easter bunny after easter?
did you get a big discount?

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 04:19 AM   #4
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OMG THAT'S FUNNY I ALSO LIKE SETTING UP TRAPS FOR MY NEIGHBOURS LOL I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE ON THIS BOARD I AM ALSO ON SUBREDDIT /"ACCIDENTAL"DEATHS WHICH S/N IS YOU? I WOULD LOVE IT IF U CAN POST THE VIDEO U PROMISED IF U DONT FEEL COMFTABLE POSTING IT HERE YOU CAN ALSO PM IT TO ME IT'S KO JUST LET ME KNOW OK?THANKS I'LL BE WAITING FOR UR MESSAGE

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 04:37 AM   #5
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I should've set up a trap for my religious freak neighbor who would loudly fuck near my bedroom wall.

That's right i'm calling you out, neighbor.

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 09:03 AM   #6
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I feel this

There are days where I just drop all of the things

Sometimes I'll give up and just make a game out of it and just throw tons of other stuff down on top of the stuff I dropped, b/c who gives a f

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 01:21 PM   #7
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OMG THAT'S FUNNY I ALSO LIKE SETTING UP TRAPS FOR MY NEIGHBOURS LOL I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE ON THIS BOARD I AM ALSO ON SUBREDDIT /"ACCIDENTAL"DEATHS WHICH S/N IS YOU? I WOULD LOVE IT IF U CAN POST THE VIDEO U PROMISED IF U DONT FEEL COMFTABLE POSTING IT HERE YOU CAN ALSO PM IT TO ME IT'S KO JUST LET ME KNOW OK?THANKS I'LL BE WAITING FOR UR MESSAGE


so many great ideas!

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 01:33 PM   #8
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Old 04-18-2017, 02:29 PM   #9
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also, smearing olive oil all over the stairs and shared hallway is a good way of getting your neighbours killed. we might set a camera up.
just think of it as lubricating their travel down the stairs

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 02:29 PM   #10
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they will arrive at the bottom a lot faster they should thank you really

 
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they will arrive at the bottom a lot faster they should thank you really
Imagine how different our lives could be if, whenever we felt most like apologizing, instead we said "your welcome

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 02:39 PM   #12
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You're welcome for your loss.

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Imagine how different our lives could be if, whenever we felt most like apologizing, instead we said "your welcome
my new mantra for self-empowerment is "never complain, never explain"

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 02:55 PM   #14
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my new mantra for self-empowerment is "never complain, never explain"
Shames such a subtle tempter tho I have to get up at 420a every day just to talk back the stories of "I'm sorry for being a human being oops

 
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