Vid of Stephen Colbert zinging bush/ administration at press conference gala

beef curtains · 04-30-2006, 02:31 PM

holy shit.

and bush was there!

http://www.crooksandliars.com/

FearFactory · 04-30-2006, 02:38 PM

I'll check it out, but I definitely think this is on the wrong board.

wHATcOLOR · 04-30-2006, 02:43 PM

http://movies.crooksandliars.com/WH-Dinner-Colber.mov

awesome so far!!!

FearFactory · 04-30-2006, 03:02 PM

I especially loved the part about it not being like re-arranging chairs on the Titanic, but rather re-arranging chairs on the Hindenburg and the end when bush just nodded at him when he walked by.

Toast · 04-30-2006, 03:17 PM

so painful to watch yet so funny

Ghetto_Squirrel · 04-30-2006, 03:19 PM

The boxing with a glacier remark was the only kind of funny part.

The rest was pretty bland -- I was waiting for a Cheney gun joke -- but it was apparently enough to make the party apparatchiks squirm.

04-30-2006, 03:26 PM

i liked where he said 'mayor welcome to the chocolate city with the marshmellow core..."

BeautifulLoser · 04-30-2006, 03:32 PM

Hahahaha, wow.... That's good stuff.

BeautifulLoser · 04-30-2006, 03:42 PM

ROFL, that video at the end was great...

topleybird · 04-30-2006, 03:56 PM

In future news, Stephen Colbert is dead.

Boseph · 04-30-2006, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghetto_Squirrel

I was waiting for a Cheney gun joke -- but it was apparently enough to make the party apparatchiks squirm.

That video was only half of his monologue.

It begins with: "Wow. Wow, what an honor. The White House correspondents' dinner. To actually sit here, at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush, to be this close to the man. I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You know what? I'm a pretty sound sleeper -- that may not be enough. Somebody shoot me in the face. Is he really not here tonight? Dammit. The one guy who could have helped."

Pretty funny.

Boseph · 04-30-2006, 05:50 PM

In fact, here a video of the first half:

http://video.freevideoblog.com/video...6CBD83E27F.htm

Bush looks pretty pissed on more than one occasion.

D. · 04-30-2006, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghetto_Squirrel

The boxing with a glacier remark was the only kind of funny part.

The rest was pretty bland -- I was waiting for a Cheney gun joke -- but it was apparently enough to make the party apparatchiks squirm.

i agree with you.

TuralyonW3 · 04-30-2006, 06:13 PM

this guy has balls

neopryn · 04-30-2006, 06:28 PM

enjoy that metaphor, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is

if i ever become religious, i'm pretty sure this man be will the object of my worship

neopryn · 04-30-2006, 06:34 PM

whether you be hindu, jewish, or muslim, i don't mind. there are infinite ways to accept jesus christ as your personal savior.

blackfaerie · 04-30-2006, 06:50 PM

edit: nevermind.

blackfaerie · 04-30-2006, 06:54 PM

wait, he only spoke for 15 minutes? there's not more?

Elvis The Fat Years · 04-30-2006, 07:01 PM

I used to make my blackfaerie doll and Ken doll have sex

blackfaerie · 04-30-2006, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

I used to make my blackfaerie doll and Ken doll have sex

you have a blackfaerie doll?!

Nimrod's Son · 04-30-2006, 07:34 PM

Wait a second, beef curtains convinced me that Colbert is a Bible thumping Bush lover

WAS I MISLED?!

Nimrod's Son · 04-30-2006, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackfaerie

you have a blackfaerie doll?!

Easy to make

Buy a Barbie
Cut half it its hair off
With a sharpie, draw tattoos all over it
give it some pills
Fill it with ketchup
repeatedly jab it with fish hooks and hang it from a lamp

blackfaerie · 04-30-2006, 08:48 PM

my hair is halfway down my back now!

and it's only two tattoos for another two weeks.

PLUS, no more drugs. i've been clean for a year now.

Quiet CD · 04-30-2006, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FearFactory

I especially loved the part about it not being like re-arranging chairs on the Titanic, but rather re-arranging chairs on the Hindenburg and the end when bush just nodded at him when he walked by.

I laughed the hardest at that moment, maybe the hardest i've ever laughed in my whole life. Notice how few people were laughing at the really amazing analogies.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 04-30-2006, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quiet CD

I laughed the hardest at that moment, maybe the hardest i've ever laughed in my whole life.

Mia Figaro · 04-30-2006, 09:17 PM

I don't understand why they'd let Colbert do that.. It makes freedom of speech look like it's actually tolerated.

Fattening Ass · 04-30-2006, 09:40 PM

<3 Colbert. Big Cajones

beef curtains · 05-01-2006, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

Wait a second, beef curtains convinced me that Colbert is a Bible thumping Bush lover

WAS I MISLED?!

he's been masquerading as one for the past few years just to get the honor to speak there!

Dead · 05-01-2006, 02:10 AM

I like it.

Mablak · 05-01-2006, 05:05 AM

He was hilarious as usual. That was intense though, basically saying he didn't respect Bush right to his face. I also wonder how he was allowed to even give that presentation, my faith in free speech has increased a bit.

04-30-2006, 02:31 PM	#1
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	Vid of Stephen Colbert zinging bush/ administration at press conference gala holy shit. and bush was there! http://www.crooksandliars.com/

04-30-2006, 02:38 PM	#2
FearFactory Socialphobic Location: the stars Posts: 10,489	I'll check it out, but I definitely think this is on the wrong board. __________________ I'm tired of searching for myself.

04-30-2006, 06:54 PM	#18
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	wait, he only spoke for 15 minutes? there's not more? __________________ I used to make my Barbie doll and Ken doll have sex, while Stacey watched. I was a sick, sick child. Sometimes I made Stacey get in on the action.

04-30-2006, 08:48 PM	#23
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	my hair is halfway down my back now! and it's only two tattoos for another two weeks. PLUS, no more drugs. i've been clean for a year now. __________________ I used to make my Barbie doll and Ken doll have sex, while Stacey watched. I was a sick, sick child. Sometimes I made Stacey get in on the action.

04-30-2006, 02:43 PM	#3
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,247	http://movies.crooksandliars.com/WH-Dinner-Colber.mov awesome so far!!!

04-30-2006, 03:02 PM	#4
FearFactory Socialphobic Location: the stars Posts: 10,489	I especially loved the part about it not being like re-arranging chairs on the Titanic, but rather re-arranging chairs on the Hindenburg and the end when bush just nodded at him when he walked by.

04-30-2006, 03:17 PM	#5
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,281	so painful to watch yet so funny

04-30-2006, 03:19 PM	#6
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	The boxing with a glacier remark was the only kind of funny part. The rest was pretty bland -- I was waiting for a Cheney gun joke -- but it was apparently enough to make the party apparatchiks squirm.

04-30-2006, 03:26 PM	#7
kristin xp Posts: n/a	i liked where he said 'mayor welcome to the chocolate city with the marshmellow core..."

04-30-2006, 03:32 PM	#8
BeautifulLoser Socialphobic Location: Middle of somewhere Posts: 13,754	Hahahaha, wow.... That's good stuff.

04-30-2006, 03:42 PM	#9
BeautifulLoser Socialphobic Location: Middle of somewhere Posts: 13,754	ROFL, that video at the end was great...

04-30-2006, 03:56 PM	#10
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 6,571	In future news, Stephen Colbert is dead.

04-30-2006, 05:50 PM	#12
Boseph Ownz Location: no hills, please Posts: 689	In fact, here a video of the first half: http://video.freevideoblog.com/video...6CBD83E27F.htm Bush looks pretty pissed on more than one occasion.

04-30-2006, 06:13 PM	#14
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,684	this guy has balls

04-30-2006, 06:28 PM	#15
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,847	enjoy that metaphor, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is if i ever become religious, i'm pretty sure this man be will the object of my worship

04-30-2006, 06:34 PM	#16
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,847	whether you be hindu, jewish, or muslim, i don't mind. there are infinite ways to accept jesus christ as your personal savior.

04-30-2006, 06:50 PM	#17
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	edit: nevermind.

04-30-2006, 07:01 PM	#19
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,420	I used to make my blackfaerie doll and Ken doll have sex

04-30-2006, 07:34 PM	#21
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,975	Wait a second, beef curtains convinced me that Colbert is a Bible thumping Bush lover WAS I MISLED?!

04-30-2006, 09:17 PM	#26
Mia Figaro Ownz Posts: 617	I don't understand why they'd let Colbert do that.. It makes freedom of speech look like it's actually tolerated.

04-30-2006, 09:40 PM	#27
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,819	<3 Colbert. Big Cajones

05-01-2006, 02:10 AM	#29
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,173	I like it.

05-01-2006, 05:05 AM	#30
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,411	He was hilarious as usual. That was intense though, basically saying he didn't respect Bush right to his face. I also wonder how he was allowed to even give that presentation, my faith in free speech has increased a bit.