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View Poll Results: WHICH. IKEA. PIECE. OF. CRAP.
HOVSTEN GRAY WHITE 0 0%
LJUNGEN BLUE 2 25.00%
LJUNGEN GRAY 2 25.00%
NOLHAGA DARK GRAY 1 12.50%
NOLHAGA GRAY BEIGE 2 25.00%
REMVALLEN BLUE WHITE 1 12.50%
Voters: 8. You may not vote on this poll

 
 
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Old 06-17-2017, 01:29 AM   #1
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Default WHICH STOCKSUND SHOULD I GET?

You've all seen my apartment. Now help me pick which color cover to get for my new cat chair. Also which legs??
REMVALLEN BLUE:
http://www.ikea.com//us/en/images/pr...E575044_S4.JPG
NOLHAGA GRAY BEIGE
http://www.ikea.com//us/en/images/pr...E556245_S4.JPG
NOLHAGA DARK GRAY
http://www.ikea.com//us/en/images/pr...E556243_S4.JPG
LJUNGEN GRAY
http://www.ikea.com//us/en/images/pr...E575042_S4.JPG
LJUNGEN BLUE
http://www.ikea.com//us/en/images/pr...E575040_S4.JPG
HOVESTEN GRAY WHITE
http://www.ikea.com//us/en/images/pr...E594078_S4.JPG



BONUS: which SIGNE mat should I get for our bathroom (full disclosure: it may be all of them)

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 01:44 AM   #2
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I can picture myself smoking weed in one of those.

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 02:12 AM   #3
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The blue one would look great covered in rats and that fat nougat cat

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 04:50 AM   #4
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LJUNGEN GRAY

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 06:47 AM   #5
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WISH I COULD HELP YOU BUT I'M FOREIGN

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 07:00 AM   #6
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The blue one because it's an actual colour

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 07:33 AM   #7
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The blue one would look great covered in rats and that fat nougat cat
Fig is the fat one. Nougat is 6 lbs

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 07:33 AM   #8
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Fig is like at least double possibly tribble? I don't know? How do you weight a cat without also weighing yourself?

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 07:41 AM   #9
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Tell him to stand on the scale for a few seconds.

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 07:45 AM   #10
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So I meet with my mom and she starts with "fig is a real pain in the ass" and it's because she's obsessed with food. Obese housecat is obsessed with food. I never would have guessed

 
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Fig gets violent over hot fries, just like her mother (myself)

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 07:49 AM   #12
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http://livethemma.ikea.se/wp-content...nspiration.jpg
It used to come in LJUNGEN LIGHT RED :"( but not anymore

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 02:24 PM   #13
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the 2nd one - grey beige

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 02:40 PM   #14
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That's my fav too. Blue is second

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 02:46 PM   #15
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Have you seen them in person? The blue one would work as long as it's not too vibrant.

My two cents.

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 03:51 PM   #16
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That's my worry. We're gonna look at em all first of course. You need to go thru the show room, get lunch, then do the shopping. That's IKEA.

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 03:54 PM   #17
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We have the cheapest couch: the karlstad in Nissa gray. I like the other covers more but they've been discontinued for a good while. It's a cheap but functional couch. This chair costs nearly as much! So my worry is that if we try to "match" grays that they will clash. If the blue isn't offensive in person I will go with that, or at least buy another cover.

I actually like IKEA furniture like couches because you can wash the covers of them. I would never scotch guard a couch and I have rats and I eat on the couch so I prefer to be able to launder it (also why I like handknotted rugs). Most of the other furniture I would not bother with.

 
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Old 06-17-2017, 03:57 PM   #18
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When I told Mike's mom we were looking for a new couch she had me go to the design within reach website and showed me something like $3000-$5000 and I was like are you serious in my head

We borrowed a small SUV and bought a karlstad.

 
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Old 06-23-2017, 10:07 PM   #19
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We got the NOLHAGA GREY BEIGE. Thank you to all that voted! I was very sure I wanted blue but we could not commit to that color. Mike's vote had a lot of weight. https://i.imgur.com/bbvQEEq.png

 
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Old 06-24-2017, 12:37 PM   #20
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My pale and mottled bloated corpse is enjoying a different place to push out farts and board
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The blue one would look great covered in rats and that fat nougat cat
https://i.imgur.com/Bp1teKG.png

 
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