Attacked by poisonous spider in car

[Eulogy]

Just set your car on fire. A tired joke I know but really

How else can you be sure

[Trotskilicious]

they really arent very common around humans otherwise ppl would die all the time

[run2pee]

Yeah and bites aren't super common even when they're encountered but my GF did get bit twice in an apt complex on the same street, so I'm taking my infestation pretty serious. Both times she got bit it was 'cause the spider was hangin out in some jeans she left on the floor.

[Trotskilicious]

what tangled webs we unweave

[yo soy el mejor]

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GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS

[sppunk]

I put my bare foot in a shoe that had two scorpions inside once. Wasn't stung somehow. Miracles happen.

[yo soy el mejor]

i was stung twice in one week by a bee (different culprit, of course) in high school. in one instance i just fell outside in the grass and when i went to push myself off the ground i was stung by a bee as his dying act. it was perfect timing.

never stung before or after and i'm the type who swats like crazy and aims to kill. the conservatory has bees everywhere and forget trying to take a relaxing lunch break outside.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by hnibos

i have never really seen a big spider besides the ones with long legs that i think are absolutely harmless. i live in florida

same here, also florida. i see one on in a upper corner once in a while and just let it be

[yo soy el mejor]

same here when i lived in texas. in my childhood bedroom i would occasionally see daddy long legs climbing my bedroom wall and i was okay with that. junebugs really grossed me out, though. in the mornings, when i had to walk in the backyard to feed the dogs, they were grouped on the back-porch making all kinds of noise.

but i do love a symphony of bugs.

[Mals Marola]

my pop just found a relatively large snake outside his house & then a coupla seconds afterward i spotted a dark little mouse

you'd think if the fucker was gonna hang around tormenting them they might as well eat any of the out-lingering rats or what the hell!

spiders are just assholes

[buzzard]

Girl On Snapchat Thinks She's Saving A Turtle But Ends Up Killing A Tortoise

[Cool As Ice Cream]

wow lol

[Elijah Moon]

I was stung by a wasp last summer and the summer before. One of the times I was in the psych hospital and I told this grumpy patient named Chris that I'd been stung and he said, "Serves you right!" It's not like I'd antagonized it or anything. Jeez Chris

[hnibos]

Probably does serve your right, fucking jerk

[Elijah Moon]

I shouldn't have been wearing that skirt

[run2pee]

Man wasps! I stepped on one over Labor Day weekend and couldn't do anything but hold ice on it for like 36 hours! Incredibly painful

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

same here when i lived in texas. in my childhood bedroom i would occasionally see daddy long legs climbing my bedroom wall and i was okay with that. junebugs really grossed me out, though. in the mornings, when i had to walk in the backyard to feed the dogs, they were grouped on the back-porch making all kinds of noise.

but i do love a symphony of bugs.

There's a rumor about daddy long legs round here that says daddy long legs is the most deadliest poisonous spider of all time but his fangs are too small to bite humans. Never bothered to research or bust this myth

Also agreed to the symphony of bugs; it's amazing the tiny lil aliens can make such loud sounds. Sometimes the cicadas round here get loud enough to hurt the ears a lil bit

[The exploding boy]

that is in fact a myth. The daddy long legs thing. Also, many different types of arachnids are referred to as daddy longlegs (the term not being the proper one for any of them) and the ones most commonly called that in north america are actually not spiders but opiliones or more commonly, harvestmen, which is a different order of arachnids than spiders. In the order or harvestmen there are five suborders and many species but i am not sure what's the actual exact name of the north american "daddy longlegs"

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by Elijah Moon

I was stung by a wasp last summer and the summer before. One of the times I was in the psych hospital and I told this grumpy patient named Chris that I'd been stung and he said, "Serves you right!" It's not like I'd antagonized it or anything. Jeez Chris

Chris's are grumpy

[noyen]

was this you?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/09/26...l-spider-with/