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Old 01-13-2018, 01:35 PM   #1
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Default there's a bat in my house again

It's in the baseboard heater so I have the heat shut off.

Maintenance is coming over to help take the thing apart and snatch it up. Wildlife Control wanted $129 to come get it? They're not government funded?

Would prefer to have maintenance say "call them and have them bill us"

Wish us luck.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 01:48 PM   #2
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Old 01-13-2018, 01:52 PM   #3
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These are the things that make me drink

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 01:53 PM   #4
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this is bat country

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 01:53 PM   #5
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i had one once, it kept flying from one side to the other in my room

up until my fake father would eh, bat it out of my window

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 01:57 PM   #6
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If it was flying around I could have gotten rid of it by now. I can't take the faceplate off of this heater and try to catch it at the same time.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 01:57 PM   #7
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Old 01-13-2018, 01:58 PM   #8
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Got the classic Batman theme cued up for when he gets here.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:00 PM   #9
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:11 PM   #11
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IDK why I have to be part of this "team"

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:19 PM   #12
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I'm wearing a ski mask and thick leather gloves

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:22 PM   #13
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But then again, aren't you always?

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:26 PM   #14
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Im jelly

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:29 PM   #16
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But then again, aren't you always?
fair enough

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:32 PM   #17
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:39 PM   #18
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Well we got it.

He unscrewed the 2nd half of the register and I snatched it up with a towel and threw it outside. Took about 30 seconds.


 
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:44 PM   #19
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Which park are y'all playin' basketball?

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:47 PM   #20
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HOPE YOU LIKE SNOW, FUCKO

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:48 PM   #21
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PHEW!

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:49 PM   #22
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HOPE YOU LIKE SNOW, FUCKO
"WAIT, NO! I HATE SNOW. OH GOD"

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:57 PM   #23
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surveillance footage

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 03:34 PM   #24
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I'm a hero

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 03:44 PM   #25
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HOPE YOU LIKE SNOW, FUCKO
This was what Schwarzenegger's Mr. Freeze said to Batman in a deleted scene of Batman & Robin.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 04:34 PM   #26
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I got one in my basement somehow last summer. Just flapped around in a circle all confused and scared. I just switched off all the lights and opened the back door. Flew right out.

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 06:23 PM   #28
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bat was still on the ground where I tossed it, so when I went out to clear off my car I tossed it in a bush.

i think i originally tossed it right where a van was getting ready to leave so its exhaust was blowing on it for about a half an hour.

oops. what are the odds?

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 06:24 PM   #29
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tl;dr

i'm a hero

 
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:08 PM   #30
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lover of animals

scholar

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