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Old 02-02-2002, 07:03 PM   #31
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rare moment of advice from melancholia:

if she's a virgin, make sure to go with a good sense of humor, because mentally, you know what to do, but physically, you don't... so you're going to spend about 15 minutes trying to figure it out.

those 15 minutes can be either the funniest, or most humiliating moments of your entire life... especially when you think to yourself, one of the following: "where the fuck is the hole?", "this looks so easy on TV", and "man, if i had this on video, i'd kill myself"

make sure that you go for round two later on... it really redeems your self esteem...and most importantly, it's not going to be perfect, don't expect it to be... sometimes laughter in the bedroom is better than anything.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif good luck there, big boy. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

*jenn*

 
Old 02-02-2002, 07:05 PM   #32
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Quote:
Originally posted by melancholia:
rare moment of advice from melancholia:

if she's a virgin, make sure to go with a good sense of humor, because mentally, you know what to do, but physically, you don't... so you're going to spend about 15 minutes trying to figure it out.

those 15 minutes can be either the funniest, or most humiliating moments of your entire life... especially when you think to yourself, one of the following: "where the fuck is the hole?", "this looks so easy on TV", and "man, if i had this on video, i'd kill myself"

make sure that you go for round two later on... it really redeems your self esteem...and most importantly, it's not going to be perfect, don't expect it to be... sometimes laughter in the bedroom is better than anything.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif good luck there, big boy. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

*jenn*
Well, that might of helped about 12 hours ago. Now we just have to wait for Glenn to come back. I hope he didn't jump off anything tall..
http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

 
Old 02-02-2002, 07:06 PM   #33
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Quote:
Originally posted by melancholia:
rare moment of advice from melancholia:

if she's a virgin, make sure to go with a good sense of humor, because mentally, you know what to do, but physically, you don't... so you're going to spend about 15 minutes trying to figure it out.

those 15 minutes can be either the funniest, or most humiliating moments of your entire life... especially when you think to yourself, one of the following: "where the fuck is the hole?", "this looks so easy on TV", and "man, if i had this on video, i'd kill myself"

make sure that you go for round two later on... it really redeems your self esteem...and most importantly, it's not going to be perfect, don't expect it to be... sometimes laughter in the bedroom is better than anything.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif good luck there, big boy. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

*jenn*

trust me, this slut REALLY knows what shes talking about. you should always take advice from this dumbfuck. *nods*

 
Old 02-02-2002, 07:07 PM   #34
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Quote:
Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
Well, that might of helped about 12 hours ago. Now we just have to wait for Glenn to come back. I hope he didn't jump off anything tall..
http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

shit, i really should have looked at the time of his post... aww...

 
Old 02-02-2002, 07:08 PM   #35
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Quote:
Originally posted by nevermind:

trust me, this slut REALLY knows what shes talking about. you should always take advice from this dumbfuck. *nods*
actually, you should...when you lose your virginity, you'll know what i'm talking about too.

 
Old 02-02-2002, 07:12 PM   #36
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Quote:
Originally posted by melancholia:
actually, you should...when you lose your virginity, you'll know what i'm talking about too.
lol. BUUUURRRRN!!

what else whore? hmm? hehe.


 
Old 02-02-2002, 07:14 PM   #37
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Originally posted by nevermind:
lol. BUUUURRRRN!!

what else whore? hmm? hehe.

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Old 02-02-2002, 07:17 PM   #38
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Kris should like, totally attack people on blamo again. With all the fucking sex threads there he'd have a field day.

 
Old 02-02-2002, 07:20 PM   #39
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Originally posted by Mr Snatch-O-Rama:
Kris should like, totally attack people on blamo again. With all the fucking sex threads there he'd have a field day.
uh oh. gettin a it personal now eh??

i feel the butterflies....er..no. thats just you being a dipshit. sorreh.


 
Old 02-02-2002, 07:20 PM   #40
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cactuar sexor odds...


put it in the wrong hole- 3:1
meant to put it in the wrong hole- 2:1
got a hot karl- 10:1
squirt after 10 seconds - 5:1
didn't squirt- 8:1
fitty tucking- 2:1
gave oral- 3:2
went for seconds- even

bettling lines close in half an hour

 
Old 02-02-2002, 07:22 PM   #41
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Quote:
Originally posted by nevermind:
uh oh. gettin a it personal now eh??

i feel the butterflies....er..no. thats just you being a dipshit. sorreh.


*CUM* I get off on being attacked by you *CUM*

 
Old 02-02-2002, 07:43 PM   #42
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Quote:
Originally posted by bittertrance:
cactuar sexor odds...


put it in the wrong hole- 3:1
meant to put it in the wrong hole- 2:1
got a hot karl- 10:1
squirt after 10 seconds - 5:1
didn't squirt- 8:1
fitty tucking- 2:1
gave oral- 3:2
went for seconds- even

bettling lines close in half an hour
What about the odds that nothing happened after all?

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Old 02-02-2002, 07:45 PM   #43
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lie:
What about the odds that nothing happened after all?


which would be the same as the odds of any sane minded person actually even considering fucking you.

 
Old 02-02-2002, 07:46 PM   #44
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Bullshit. You're fat, and always sweaty. Honestly, unless you are pocketing some ruffies, it isn't happening.

 
Old 02-02-2002, 07:47 PM   #45
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Quote:
Originally posted by nevermind:

which would be the same as the odds of any sane minded person actually even considering fucking you.
Welcome back.

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Old 02-02-2002, 07:47 PM   #46
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Quote:
Originally posted by Affectation:
Bullshit. You're fat, and always sweaty. Honestly, unless you are pocketing some ruffies, it isn't happening.
and unless you do meth, you're not cool.

http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif

aint that right affecafag??


 
Old 02-02-2002, 07:47 PM   #47
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lie:
Welcome back.

avoid the facts and get formal, figures.


thank you http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif


 
Old 02-02-2002, 08:01 PM   #48
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Quote:
Originally posted by nevermind:
avoid the facts and get formal, figures.
Yeah, well, I was just thinking, enough about me. Let's talk about you for a change. I wouldn't want to be impolite.


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Old 02-02-2002, 08:02 PM   #49
nevermind
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lie:
Yeah, well, I was just thinking, enough about me. Let's talk about you for a change. I wouldn't want to be impolite.



how considerate.

 
Old 02-02-2002, 08:11 PM   #50
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do just like american pie, set a webcam so netphoria can watch your first night

 
Old 02-02-2002, 11:21 PM   #51
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Head. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/redface.gif

 
Old 02-02-2002, 11:26 PM   #52
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Awesome.

 
Old 02-03-2002, 01:04 AM   #53
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good stuff. tonight it's my turn.

 
Old 02-03-2002, 01:44 AM   #54
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cactuar:
Head. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/redface.gif
loser

 
Old 02-03-2002, 02:19 AM   #55
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Quote:
Originally posted by ZERO:
good stuff. tonight it's my turn.
You're going to give Glenn head tonight??? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif



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Old 02-03-2002, 02:19 AM   #56
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Quote:
Originally posted by So very sad about me:
You're going to give Glenn head tonight??? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif

Yeah. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif

 
Old 02-03-2002, 02:19 AM   #57
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Quote:
Originally posted by So very sad about me:
You're going to give Glenn head tonight??? http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/eek.gif

Yeah. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif

 
Old 02-03-2002, 02:20 AM   #58
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cactuar:
Yeah. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif
Yeah. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/cool.gif


 
Old 02-03-2002, 06:34 AM   #59
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no one will ever, ever ask you "but did you get head?" again. for that, congrats.

 
Old 02-03-2002, 06:35 AM   #60
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reading this thread reminded me of being touched for the very first time

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