Open Letter to James Iha

NovaFritz · 06-27-2006, 11:55 PM

James,

I know you and the Corgan have had a whole history of troubles and tribulations. We have all experienced firsthand his overbearing ego and bombastic blatherings of conquering the musical world. He plans to bring back the Pumpkins, but we all know that without you it won't be the same.

So I ask you, as the more calm and collected individual to call Billy and save the Legacy of the Pumpkins from TFE part deux. Please join up, it won't be the same without you. Give the TSP a call!

Signed,
a guy on Netphoria

billex doux · 06-27-2006, 11:57 PM

way to kiss ass, bucko.

better than new · 06-27-2006, 11:57 PM

firsthand?

PkPhuoko · 06-27-2006, 11:57 PM

James,

We all know you didn't like being Billys bitch but lets be honest, your other ventures have sucked. The faster you realise you'll never be more than "that asian guy in smashing pumpkins" the faster you'll start getting a paycheck again.

sweet17 · 06-27-2006, 11:59 PM

Dear James,

You're probably better off. Good man.

wpc33 · 06-28-2006, 12:57 AM

Dear James. Every SP fan in the world wants you in. Billy and Jimmy want you in. Casual "fans" want you in, and for you. If you don't want in, then wtf is your big problem?

wHATcOLOR · 06-28-2006, 01:14 AM

James,

Have I ever told you about my good friend Paul H?

Sincerely,
Jerome

Rider · 06-28-2006, 01:18 AM

LOL like James was ever invited back.

Ugly · 06-28-2006, 01:23 AM

Dearest James,

Stop being a hipster.

Beggingly,
Everybody

Luke de Spa · 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wpc33

Dear James. Every SP fan in the world wants you in. Billy and Jimmy want you in. Casual "fans" want you in, and for you. If you don't want in, then wtf is your big problem?

yeah man, everyone wants you to go do something with this guy you can't stand, what's your problem?!

edit: EDIT!!

tcm · 06-28-2006, 01:39 AM

hey James,

that stool sample was bullshit. you're a dead man.

your friend,
t.c. muncher

TuralyonW3 · 06-28-2006, 01:39 AM

Dear James,

That time when I ran into you at the Pink Flamingo in Austin at SXSW 2005, you were kind of an asshole. Yeah you gave me an autograph but didn't smile once and acted weird about shaking my hand. Perhaps you could send me some rare SP memorabilia to make up for this affront.

Sincerely,
TuralyonW3

tcm · 06-28-2006, 01:49 AM

ps. jk. don't want the feds on me over a silly little death threat. they're always taking stuff seriously.

tcm · 06-28-2006, 01:50 AM

pps. lol @ The Feds. that was totally unintentional, man

.

davin · 06-28-2006, 02:07 AM

Dear James,

It really bothered me that you cut your hair when mine was finally starting to get long.

P.S. Your singing voice sucks.

-Davin

Esty · 06-28-2006, 02:34 AM

Dear James,

I know that you won't be in the new SP and I can honestly say, good for you. Let billy fail by himself. That way everyone will know that sp was not just billy fucking corgan.

Signed,

Esty

Floppy Nono · 06-28-2006, 02:42 AM

Dear everyone who posted in this thread so far except esty

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/125/Copyofcrying2.jpg

Esty · 06-28-2006, 02:44 AM

Be fair flops, not everyone deserves that.

Floppy Nono · 06-28-2006, 02:44 AM

ok esty...who do you feel deserves immunity in here?

TuralyonW3 · 06-28-2006, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Floppy Nono

ok esty...who do you feel deserves immunity in here?

why don't you decide for yourself and not be his bitch

Esty · 06-28-2006, 02:52 AM

Everyone but wpc33, billy doux, turdefkbfkbf, and novafritz.

Esty · 06-28-2006, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

why don't you decide for yourself and not be his bitch

Don't worry, he'll never take your spot.

Floppy Nono · 06-28-2006, 02:54 AM

i already fucking did...i was asking his opinion...why don't you shut the fuck up like the jpeg says or do you have some other grievances to air to james iha...maybe you feel bad he's asian...see if he can fix that

TuralyonW3 · 06-28-2006, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Floppy Nono

i already fucking did...i was asking his opinion...why don't you shut the fuck up like the jpeg says or do you have some other grievances to air to james iha...maybe you feel bad he's asian...see if he can fix that

i do feel bad that he's asian, he didn't have enough emotions to stand up to billy

Floppy Nono · 06-28-2006, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

i do feel bad that he's asian, he didn't have enough emotions to stand up to billy

i've seen asians kill a man with just some bamboo and a fish...james just didn't have any balls and when he finally came around and found some he quickly learned he generally sucks in everything he does including hair styles and coloring

Esty · 06-28-2006, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

i do feel bad that he's asian, he didn't have enough emotions to stand up to billy

I think the problem is that he did stand up to him, and billy can't have none of that shit in HIS band, you stupid bitch.

TuralyonW3 · 06-28-2006, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Floppy Nono

i've seen asians kill a man with just some bamboo and a fish...james just didn't have any balls and when he finally came around and found some he quickly learned he generally sucks in everything he does including hair styles and coloring

James couldn't even speak any Japanese

Obscured & Blue · 06-28-2006, 08:07 AM

We love you James, you can do it!!!!!

zbeast78 · 06-28-2006, 09:13 AM

to James Iha,

"baby come back, you can blame it all on me.
i was wrong, and i just can't live without you"
- billy burke

topleybird · 06-28-2006, 09:25 AM

James,

Are you still looking for Turok cheat codes? 'Cause I gots the mad hookup, yo.

--T. Bird

06-27-2006, 11:55 PM	#1
NovaFritz Apocalyptic Poster Location: luna Posts: 2,721	Open Letter to James Iha James, I know you and the Corgan have had a whole history of troubles and tribulations. We have all experienced firsthand his overbearing ego and bombastic blatherings of conquering the musical world. He plans to bring back the Pumpkins, but we all know that without you it won't be the same. So I ask you, as the more calm and collected individual to call Billy and save the Legacy of the Pumpkins from TFE part deux. Please join up, it won't be the same without you. Give the TSP a call! Signed, a guy on Netphoria

06-27-2006, 11:57 PM	#3
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06-27-2006, 11:57 PM	#2
billex doux Demi-God Location: a well wisher Posts: 291	way to kiss ass, bucko.

06-27-2006, 11:57 PM	#4
PkPhuoko Minion of Satan Posts: 6,302	James, We all know you didn't like being Billys bitch but lets be honest, your other ventures have sucked. The faster you realise you'll never be more than "that asian guy in smashing pumpkins" the faster you'll start getting a paycheck again.

06-27-2006, 11:59 PM	#5
sweet17 Ownz Location: Toronto Posts: 763	Dear James, You're probably better off. Good man.

06-28-2006, 12:57 AM	#6
wpc33 Apocalyptic Poster Location: Cheating on my wife with Kurt Cobain's wife. He'll live. Posts: 2,174	Dear James. Every SP fan in the world wants you in. Billy and Jimmy want you in. Casual "fans" want you in, and for you. If you don't want in, then wtf is your big problem?

06-28-2006, 01:14 AM	#7
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,245	James, Have I ever told you about my good friend Paul H? Sincerely, Jerome

06-28-2006, 01:18 AM	#8
Rider Minion of Satan Location: I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler Posts: 9,517	LOL like James was ever invited back.

06-28-2006, 01:39 AM	#11
tcm Braindead Location: Le look de Corgan Posts: 17,922	hey James, that stool sample was bullshit. you're a dead man. your friend, t.c. muncher

06-28-2006, 01:39 AM	#12
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,684	Dear James, That time when I ran into you at the Pink Flamingo in Austin at SXSW 2005, you were kind of an asshole. Yeah you gave me an autograph but didn't smile once and acted weird about shaking my hand. Perhaps you could send me some rare SP memorabilia to make up for this affront. Sincerely, TuralyonW3

06-28-2006, 01:49 AM	#13
tcm Braindead Location: Le look de Corgan Posts: 17,922	ps. jk. don't want the feds on me over a silly little death threat. they're always taking stuff seriously.

06-28-2006, 01:50 AM	#14
tcm Braindead Location: Le look de Corgan Posts: 17,922	pps. lol @ The Feds. that was totally unintentional, man .

06-28-2006, 02:07 AM	#15
davin Physiopathic Paralysis Location: Carcosa Posts: 10,701	Dear James, It really bothered me that you cut your hair when mine was finally starting to get long. P.S. Your singing voice sucks. -Davin

06-28-2006, 02:34 AM	#16
Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,474	Dear James, I know that you won't be in the new SP and I can honestly say, good for you. Let billy fail by himself. That way everyone will know that sp was not just billy fucking corgan. Signed, Esty

06-28-2006, 02:42 AM	#17
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	Dear everyone who posted in this thread so far except esty http://img75.exs.cx/img75/125/Copyofcrying2.jpg

06-28-2006, 02:44 AM	#18
Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,474	Be fair flops, not everyone deserves that.

06-28-2006, 02:52 AM	#21
Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,474	Everyone but wpc33, billy doux, turdefkbfkbf, and novafritz.

06-28-2006, 02:54 AM	#23
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	i already fucking did...i was asking his opinion...why don't you shut the fuck up like the jpeg says or do you have some other grievances to air to james iha...maybe you feel bad he's asian...see if he can fix that

06-28-2006, 08:07 AM	#28
Obscured & Blue Ownz Location: The Netherlands Posts: 543	We love you James, you can do it!!!!!

06-28-2006, 09:13 AM	#29
zbeast78 Ownz Posts: 806	to James Iha, "baby come back, you can blame it all on me. i was wrong, and i just can't live without you" - billy burke

06-28-2006, 09:25 AM	#30
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 6,568	James, Are you still looking for Turok cheat codes? 'Cause I gots the mad hookup, yo. --T. Bird