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04-14-2013, 01:52 AM
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**************
 
Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.
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Nugget with Butterfinger Wings
despite all my weight I can still sort of masturbate
the world is a french fry, soaked in gre-ee-ease secret employers, only want thin-and-pretties and what do i eat, when i get hu-u-ngry kit kat lasagna, cheez whiz and bacon bit spaghetti even though i'm o-bese and oh so slow i will suck your soul, like a cream-filled doooo-nut despite all my weight i am still gonna eat all your cake despite all my weight i will still have that gallon milkshake someone will say my employment options are what's at stake despite all my weight i am still gonna eat all your cake now i'm naked, looking like a white whale you know i'll eat it, as long as it's on sale and what do you want, that isn't on the menu you vegan hippie, i may as well eat you even though i'm o-bese and oh so slow i will suck your soul like a 3 liter sooooda despite all my weight i will still eat what's on your plate despite all my weight i can still sort of masturbaaate someone will say i'm a useless waste of space despite all my weight i will drain your emotional STATE sell me all your cheap junk food tell me i don't have a clue jesus was a handsome jew now stuff my face til i turn blue jesus was a handsome jew, for you despite all my weight i will still have a large milkshake despite all my weight i will drain your emotional state then someone will say i should brush my teeth 3 times a day despite all my weight i am still gonna eat all that CAAAAKE ...drain...state... sell me all your cheap junk food tell me i don't have a clue jesus was a handsome jew for youu a 12pk of bud and a whole cheesecake 20pc mcnuggets and a donut that is glazed i don't give a fuck that i'm so overweight now hand me that industrial sized jar of mayonnaise |
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04-14-2013, 02:43 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
 
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cool haven't heard a BWBW parody before
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04-14-2013, 04:00 AM
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Amish Hoe Fighter
Location: Humboldt, CA, USA
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That makes me want to write parody pumpkins songs
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04-14-2013, 05:13 AM
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Ownz
 
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Maybe this isn't as funny without the context. The O-board has (at least partially) redeemed itself.
http://www.smashingpumpkins.com/boar...pic=22429&st=0 |
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04-14-2013, 05:48 AM
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Registered User
 
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It says the topic doesn't exist. Do you need an o-board account to view it?
If so, not worth it. |
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04-14-2013, 06:05 AM
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Ownz
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Oh well. It was basically a fat fuck whinging for 4 pages that everyone discriminates against fat people and using that as an excuse to wallow in self-pity and not do anything with his life. Oh yes, and trying to get everyone to feel sorry for him whilst at the same time attacking anyone who tried to offer advice/sympathy. Key phrase: "Die of cancer". Duly shot down in flames.
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04-14-2013, 03:50 PM
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Saturday Night Goth
 
Location: POLLOS
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05-05-2013, 05:13 PM
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Banned
 
Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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all i'm sayin is that people don't need to be mean to fatties
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05-05-2013, 07:10 PM
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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we're pretty fucking mean to ourselves u know
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05-05-2013, 08:47 PM
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Through Silver In Buds
Location: Centralia
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not gonna lie, I sighed bemusedly at "jesus was a handsome jew, for you"
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05-06-2013, 06:34 PM
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Virgo
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son of a bitch with hamburger wings
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05-06-2013, 06:36 PM
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Virgo
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song title by SP was originally inspired by chicken wings in the sauce description - FACT
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05-08-2013, 02:34 PM
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Virgo
Posts: 42,781
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multi-track with butch vig fader wings
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05-09-2013, 12:47 PM
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Whore of Saul Goodman
Location: Gotham
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Damn, I thought it said "Muggles with Butterfly Wings". I've been waiting for a more indept Corgan/Voldemort/song writing-thread.
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05-09-2013, 12:54 PM
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Whore of Saul Goodman
Location: Gotham
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05-11-2013, 04:24 PM
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Registered User
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Are you ever clothed?
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05-12-2013, 01:21 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
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Hungry, hungry again
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06-11-2015, 03:03 PM
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**************
Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.
Posts: 8,661
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AAAZTECCCC
give me back my favorite SP song! please? |
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06-11-2015, 03:35 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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