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Old 06-02-2008, 10:04 PM   #31
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how old is she?????
has a place to crash

 
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:04 PM   #32
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It means that you are seriously lacking in B12 complex... please eat a multivitamin.

 
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:07 PM   #33
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im moving in with my bf in less than a month. we are renting a house together. it has a big back yard and I am really excited. I want a bird bath.

he had a dream that I cheated on him infront of him but I am not. I have had that same dream about him too, what does that mean?
i thought you were already living with him and he had his TV beat off room or whatever it was

 
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:07 PM   #34
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how old is she?????
She's 53.

 
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:10 PM   #35
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She's 53.
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:11 PM   #36
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yummy yummy yummy i got booze in my tummy
and i feel like doing something rash

 
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:13 PM   #37
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i thought you were already living with him and he had his TV beat off room or whatever it was
nah that was when we were looking for houses

I dont think this house is big enough for him to have his own room so he is going ot have to stop being a spoiled brat

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Old 06-02-2008, 10:49 PM   #38
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A girl I was interested in last year banged my roommate and friend zoned me

 
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:50 PM   #39
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I'm old. What does 'friend zoned me' mean

 
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:56 PM   #40
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Old 06-03-2008, 12:14 AM   #41
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i went on my first date proper with my new girlfriend today. fuck she's so cool. she drinks her coffee blacker than me, likes more obscure music than i do, plays pretty much every single instrument better than i do AND she's pretty.

I'm pretty stoked that a totally amazing chick like this has chosen to waste her time with a loser like me and it seems like she's actually pretty into me. i'm seeing her again on thursday.

sorry to ruin your thread guys.
just to let you know the prospect of dating a chick with cool taste in music and books and movies and shit seems great but things like that rarely work out

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 12:20 AM   #42
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im moving in with my bf in less than a month. we are renting a house together. it has a big back yard and I am really excited. I want a bird bath.

he had a dream that I cheated on him infront of him but I am not. I have had that same dream about him too, what does that mean?
In all honesty, you were both probably thinking/worrying about it, consciously or subconsciously. Maybe right before bed?

I dunno, don't listen to me.

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 01:14 AM   #43
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im moving in with my bf in less than a month. we are renting a house together. it has a big back yard and I am really excited. I want a bird bath.
THEN THIS THREAD IS CLEARLY NOT FOR YOU.

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:01 AM   #44
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I had a fling end pretty badly recently, that made things awkward. It's winter down here too, it's a laaaaaame time to be single folks.

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:03 AM   #45
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Don't move in together. You'll regret it. Just live apart and fuck each other often.

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:04 AM   #46
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it's a laaaaaame time to be single folks.

it might get lonely but THANK THA LORD I FREE

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:04 AM   #47
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Nimrod's Son ...what am I to do?

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:07 AM   #48
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some jaded folks in here, shizzilation nizzilation

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 11:18 AM   #49
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My roommate's girlfriend left him for his best friend a few weeks ago and he's been in major mope town for the last little bit. Apparently the best friend wrote to the girlfriend while he was on a business trip professing his love for her, and she dumped my roommate so she could date the best friend when the friend got back.

With friends like those, who needs enemies?

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 12:11 PM   #50
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im scared to ever again live with a dude cause apparently it screws things up. un f unf unf

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 12:15 PM   #51
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oh, ******'s back!

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 12:22 PM   #52
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*spins*

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 10:00 PM   #53
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Don't move in together. You'll regret it. Just live apart and fuck each other often.
that sounds much more expensive

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 10:21 PM   #54
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that sounds much more expensive
It gets more expensive should you find yourself having to move out and start all over again.

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 10:33 PM   #55
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It gets more expensive should you find yourself having to move out and start all over again.
Judge Judy advises that couples moving in together should get a place that each of them can afford individually, that way if things go sour and one person moves out...

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 10:36 PM   #56
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starla seems pretty bitter when it comes to relationships

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 10:38 PM   #57
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only one person is screwed and not both. gosh, judge judy and her endless wisdom :blushes:

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Old 06-03-2008, 10:43 PM   #58
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children, do not fuck your 19 year old neighbor who has a crazy ex-army boyfriend

especially when she has some personality disorder and he has PTSD, alcoholic w/ guns, and at age 22 is divorced with a dead child

and when her door is 5 feet from yours

seriously, don't do it.

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 10:49 PM   #59
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LOL

oh man, good luck with that

 
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Old 06-03-2008, 10:54 PM   #60
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it's over

 
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