Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology

Rider · 01-23-2007, 07:49 PM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html

Tom Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien \

Karl Connor · 01-23-2007, 07:51 PM

you win this time xenu! i;ll get you yet, i will

redbull · 01-23-2007, 07:51 PM

i think this might actually be appropriate here:

WITH THE LIGHTS OUT
ITS LESS DANGEROUS

Pretzel Logic · 01-23-2007, 07:51 PM

fuck Scientology. Catholicism RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

gpub · 01-23-2007, 07:55 PM

I bet Travolta is pissed

Karl Connor · 01-23-2007, 07:56 PM

issac hayes, too

Rider · 01-23-2007, 07:56 PM

I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler.

yo soy el mejor · 01-23-2007, 08:02 PM

if a willow bore hickory nuts it would be a hickory tree but it doesnt

Boycott Graceland · 01-23-2007, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karl Connor

issac hayes, too

i thought he was all stroked out

Future Boy · 01-23-2007, 08:14 PM

Has he been seen in public since he left south park?

Boycott Graceland · 01-23-2007, 08:23 PM

i haven't heard anything from him. i remember hearing that all the retarded statements that were being made by his publicist in his behalf/the reason he left south park was because of his scientologist handlers, who were basically in control of his public image after his stroke.

Helena Handbasket · 01-23-2007, 11:30 PM

I had this dream a few weeks ago that Tom Cruise was screaming at me, right in my face going "ON THE MORNING OF THE CATHOLICS, THE FACE OF TRUE EVIL WILL ARISE!!"

Rider · 01-23-2007, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helena Handbasket

I had this dream a few weeks ago that Tom Cruise was screaming at me, right in my face going "ON THE MORNING OF THE CATHOLICS, THE FACE OF TRUE EVIL WILL ARISE!!"

Wow.

Ever · 01-23-2007, 11:32 PM

He needs to have something supernatural happen to him to gain credibility

01-23-2007, 07:49 PM	#1
Rider Minion of Satan Location: I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler Posts: 9,517	Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html Tom Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion. The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world. And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion. A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. “Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.” Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien \

01-23-2007, 07:51 PM	#2
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,932	you win this time xenu! i;ll get you yet, i will

01-23-2007, 07:51 PM	#3
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,016	i think this might actually be appropriate here: WITH THE LIGHTS OUT ITS LESS DANGEROUS

01-23-2007, 07:51 PM	#4
Pretzel Logic Apocalyptic Poster Location: someone more...punk rock? Posts: 3,562	fuck Scientology. Catholicism RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

01-23-2007, 07:55 PM	#5
gpub Minion of Satan Location: You's guys dont's likes the Toki... Well fucks you's Posts: 5,782	I bet Travolta is pissed

01-23-2007, 07:56 PM	#6
Karl Connor ADMlNISTRATOR Posts: 18,932	issac hayes, too

01-23-2007, 08:02 PM	#8
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	if a willow bore hickory nuts it would be a hickory tree but it doesnt

01-23-2007, 08:14 PM	#10
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,965	Has he been seen in public since he left south park?

01-23-2007, 08:23 PM	#11
Boycott Graceland Socialphobic Location: leprechaun julius Posts: 10,323	i haven't heard anything from him. i remember hearing that all the retarded statements that were being made by his publicist in his behalf/the reason he left south park was because of his scientologist handlers, who were basically in control of his public image after his stroke.

01-23-2007, 11:30 PM	#12
Helena Handbasket Apocalyptic Poster Location: grove street Posts: 4,262	I had this dream a few weeks ago that Tom Cruise was screaming at me, right in my face going "ON THE MORNING OF THE CATHOLICS, THE FACE OF TRUE EVIL WILL ARISE!!"

01-23-2007, 11:32 PM	#14
Ever Minion of Satan Location: ☆.。.:*・゜`★ Posts: 8,203	He needs to have something supernatural happen to him to gain credibility