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Old 08-25-2017, 12:38 AM   #1
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Default i'm going to Montréal

what should i do besides funnel poutine into my gullet

 
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Old 08-25-2017, 12:46 AM   #2
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You could try using a tube instead of a funnel.

 
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Old 08-25-2017, 01:08 AM   #3
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You could fill that backpack-shaped water bottle of yours with poutine and take occasional sips of it.

 
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Old 08-25-2017, 01:10 AM   #4
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I'm going to Tokyo.

 
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Old 08-25-2017, 03:21 AM   #5
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Wherever you go

Lick a lamp post- it's free and gratifying

 
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Old 08-25-2017, 03:28 AM   #6
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don't go to montreal. it's a trap!

 
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Old 08-25-2017, 07:28 AM   #7
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Go to an Montreal Impact match

https://www.impactmontreal.com/en/schedule

 
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Old 08-25-2017, 10:14 AM   #8
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Play pinball at North Star Machines À Piastres

 
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Old 08-25-2017, 10:16 AM   #9
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Drink at the bars until 3am, instead of 2am or 1am or whenever you're used to

 
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Old 08-25-2017, 10:23 AM   #10
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Go to the Biodome and check out the animals

 
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Old 08-25-2017, 10:28 AM   #11
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Meet up with T&T and talk shit about Netphoria(ns)

 
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Old 08-25-2017, 04:32 PM   #12
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Get some of them cheesy fries

 
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Old 08-25-2017, 04:49 PM   #13
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Get your Poutine at La Banquise or you're doing it wrong
Take a nice stroll in the old port, choose a good restaurant, get yourself a beaver tail for a nice delicious dessert treat
Get drunk on Crescent street
Take a 50/50 crapshoot chance asking a local for directions and maybe get bitched out for being in their province and not speaking French
Come to the Mile End and fucking burn the whole stinking shitpile down

 
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Old 08-26-2017, 02:18 AM   #14
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Those Canadians sound like assholes.

 
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Old 08-26-2017, 06:39 PM   #15
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Je connais un peu de français et j'essaierai de le parler. Ensuite, je vais aller á Paris - alors je dois pratiquer la langue.

 
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Old 08-26-2017, 06:39 PM   #16
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Old 08-26-2017, 06:40 PM   #17
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One syllable because of decreased lung function due to smoking

 
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Old 08-26-2017, 09:18 PM   #18
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You should come to Vancouver next. We can party

 
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Old 08-26-2017, 09:43 PM   #19
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Oh yeah I should. Thanks for the invitation

 
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Old 08-26-2017, 10:10 PM   #20
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Sure, you can come and party! You can stay over, I'll sleep on the sofa

 
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Old 08-26-2017, 10:10 PM   #21
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haha just kidding

 
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Old 08-26-2017, 11:09 PM   #22
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I can pay for a hotel but thanks

 
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Old 08-26-2017, 11:27 PM   #23
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I definitely want to pass through Vancouver, but the list of Netphorians I would trust with meeting in person is very small and does not ******* you, fuzzy.

 
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Old 08-27-2017, 04:37 AM   #24
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you should agree to meet up with fuzzy and then murder him. make it look like an accident. (piss on the gamecube.)

 
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Old 08-27-2017, 08:26 AM   #25
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Bienvenidos a Montréal

 
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Old 08-27-2017, 08:30 AM   #26
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Uh, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh
Montréal, uh, uh
Underground City, bringin the heat, uh
Haha, can y'all feel that
Can y'all feel that
Jig it out, uh

 
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Old 08-27-2017, 04:05 PM   #27
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Je connais un peu de français et j'essaierai de le parler. Ensuite, je vais aller á Paris - alors je dois pratiquer la langue.
Good stuff man. Not saying you should keep your head down or anything really, but after living here for my whole life, as a rule I speak in french first when out on the town and I'm ordering or buying shit. It just makes life easier. And if it's shitty enough often you'll find they're bilingual too, take pity, and try to speak in English for your sake out of pity, heh

Had a friend who came from Kentucky to live with her boyfriend up here, she had enough bad experiences with public transit employees who refused to address her in english that it was enough of a factor to help her decide to head back home after a few years when things didn't work out with him. Just didn't feel welcome enough to stay.

 
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Old 08-29-2017, 01:39 AM   #28
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if public transit employees spoke english they'd get a better job

 
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Old 08-29-2017, 01:40 AM   #29
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personally i think la Banquise sucks

 
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Old 08-29-2017, 01:43 AM   #30
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your friend could just move to italy and expect all public transit employees to speak english too

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