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Old 08-20-2017, 10:48 PM   #1
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Question may you kill yourself by sticking a fork in the electrical outlet?

what could happen if you didn't kill yourself? paralysis?

 
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Old 08-20-2017, 10:55 PM   #2
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reconnect your dead body with your lost mind?

 
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Old 08-20-2017, 11:49 PM   #3
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What is happening here that I'm not aware of?

 
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Old 08-21-2017, 12:10 AM   #4
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Old 08-21-2017, 12:04 PM   #6
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what could happen if you didn't kill yourself? paralysis?
you won't die. actually if you are wearing shoes and not touching anything else, you could stick a fork in an electrical socket without feeling anything at all, since electricity only travels where it has a path to ground. if you jammed a fork in each hand in both sides of the outlet it would be unpleasant but you'd live.

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Old 08-21-2017, 12:41 PM   #7
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Old 08-21-2017, 02:27 PM   #8
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you won't die. actually if you are wearing shoes and not touching anything else, you could stick a fork in an electrical socket without feeling anything at all, since electricity only travels where it has a path to ground. if you jammed a fork in each hand in both sides of the outlet it would be unpleasant but you'd live.

source: am licensed electrician and electrical engineering technologist.
so it is true i could jump in the air and do this and not feel a thing?

 
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Old 08-21-2017, 02:59 PM   #9
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so it is true i could jump in the air and do this and not feel a thing?
yup.

 
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Old 08-21-2017, 03:31 PM   #10
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Old 08-21-2017, 05:52 PM   #11
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I don't think you can die from such a minor shock but maybe you should check to make sure it doesn't work?

 
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