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Old 01-22-2018, 03:39 AM   #1
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Angry Official thread for harassing rap messages

Having exhausted all other options, and because we live in an age in which duels are not acceptable, I am throwing down. It's time to settle this once and for all. with hip hop. Fuzzy, I challenge you to a rap battle. Netphoria at large will be the judge and the loser has to leave the board... forever.



Please use headphones and it turn the fuck up

yooo
yoooooo
YO

my name is redbreegull and I'm back on the scene
but you may know me by the acronym for red blue and green
I got a cute little doggy and a kindness regime
and I was lurkin' on this board back in 2003
now fuzzy I know you started late in the game
but I would clue you in if you would turn on your brain
with your bootlicking ways and your racist behavior
you're like a right wing christian sans lord and savior
between you and I you will never come first
not when you're making vague come ons to yo soy the worst
so I'm dropping sick beats and they're directed your way
cause I'm MCIS and fool you're TGBK

now you whine and you moan don't wanna fight anymore
but you start it again why don't I show you the door?
you were gambling and broke and passed out drunk on the floor
back when I dropped my first post in 2004
now I'm spitting hot raps cause they're burning my mouth
you're just a dude who belongs in the slaveholding south
but if I crossed a line or if I made you feel bad
then just give me a minute I'm busy fuckin your dad
so I'm hoping the time that I took (LOL)
will convince to recheck your head is screwed on well
before you're like tom petty freefallin' in hell
to never let a man touch you with styling gel

so consider this to be my lesson in kindness
it doesn't mean niceties or racial blindness
it's inclusive only to those who don't hate
no one's humanity is up for your debate
that's the paradox of tolerance but so it goes
but you'll get by by buying vintage spaghettios
you still think prejudice and bigotry are good for a laugh
I know I'm six years old but son you FIVE AND A HALF
you wanna know the real difference 'tween you and me?
it ain't a high school diploma or a college degree
it ain't the cards you're missing from within your deck
it's your basic fundamental lack of respect
your disdain for knowledge and real education
perpetually stick you in your station
boy you're just a forklift drivin' ne'er-do-well
your soul is empty as the 49th parallel
not even a scholar of canine biology
your intellect is shorter than kimani's typology
so let me be brief you are fucked in the head
but I'm awaiting your reply cause you know I'm not dead

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Old 01-22-2018, 03:45 AM   #2
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lol

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 03:52 AM   #3
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I'm not a rapper
SO STOP RAPPIN AT ME

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 04:31 AM   #4
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the final round, this should be good.

are we betting on the knock-out diss track? money in the bank, fellas.


 
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Old 01-22-2018, 04:52 AM   #5
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Old 01-22-2018, 04:52 AM   #6
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Can't wait

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 07:53 AM   #7
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all ya'll throwin' round injustice
you hammer in insults and engage in malpractice
straight up
i'm not flappin' my gums but i'm cryin' out, it's drastic
all ya'll need learn love each other, ain't no reason to keep bringing it down on each other
we all have treasures and we all have mothers
you follow?
all this conflict - HOLLOW
i ain't crucifyin' no mothafuckas but i'm sayin
if you wanna keep on playin
you just go ahead and find another place to do so
cause this mothafucka here? i'm from ABRUZZO
and if ya'll mothafuckas wanna get a piece of this shiiiiiet
all ya gotta do is keep arguing up in this bitch

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 08:29 AM   #8
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all ya'll throwin' round injustice
you hammer in insults and engage in malpractice
straight up
i'm not flappin' my gums but i'm cryin' out, it's drastic
all ya'll need learn love each other, ain't no reason to keep bringing it down on each other
we all have treasures and we all have mothers
you follow?
all this conflict - HOLLOW
i ain't crucifyin' no mothafuckas but i'm sayin
if you wanna keep on playin
you just go ahead and find another place to do so
cause this mothafucka here? i'm from ABRUZZO
and if ya'll mothafuckas wanna get a piece of this shiiiiiet
all ya gotta do is keep arguing up in this bitch
First of all, I'm not your friend.
So stop looking at me.

And second, I'm not a rapper.
SO STOP RAPPIN AT ME

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 09:05 PM   #9
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I know I'm six years old... and impatient.


good evening, and welcome to the live battle.

entering the ring from the right - fuzzy.

for the lazy ones in the audience who didn't pick up the flyer at the door:

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Having exhausted all other options, and because we live in an age in which duels are not acceptable, I am throwing down. It's time to settle this once and for all. with hip hop. Fuzzy, I challenge you to a rap battle. Netphoria at large will be the judge and the loser has to leave the board... forever.



Please use headphones and it turn the fuck up

yooo
yoooooo
YO

my name is redbreegull and I'm back on the scene
but you may know me by the acronym for red blue and green
I got a cute little doggy and a kindness regime
and I was lurkin' on this board back in 2003
now fuzzy I know you started late in the game
but I would clue you in if you would turn on your brain
with your bootlicking ways and your racist behavior
you're like a right wing christian sans lord and savior
between you and I you will never come first
not when you're making vague come ons to yo soy the worst
so I'm dropping sick beats and they're directed your way
cause I'm MCIS and fool you're TGBK

now you whine and you moan don't wanna fight anymore
but you start it again why don't I show you the door?
you were gambling and broke and passed out drunk on the floor
back when I dropped my first post in 2004
now I'm spitting hot raps cause they're burning my mouth
you're just a dude who belongs in the slaveholding south
but if I crossed a line or if I made you feel bad
then just give me a minute I'm busy fuckin your dad
so I'm hoping the time that I took (LOL)
will convince to recheck your head is screwed on well
before you're like tom petty freefallin' in hell
to never let a man touch you with styling gel

so consider this to be my lesson in kindness
it doesn't mean niceties or racial blindness
it's inclusive only to those who don't hate
no one's humanity is up for your debate
that's the paradox of tolerance but so it goes
but you'll get by by buying vintage spaghettios
you still think prejudice and bigotry are good for a laugh
I know I'm six years old but son you FIVE AND A HALF
you wanna know the real difference 'tween you and me?
it ain't a high school diploma or a college degree
it ain't the cards you're missing from within your deck
it's your basic fundamental lack of respect
your disdain for knowledge and real education
perpetually stick you in your station
boy you're just a forklift drivin' ne'er-do-well
your soul is empty as the 49th parallel
not even a scholar of canine biology
your intellect is shorter than kimani's typology
so let me be brief you are fucked in the head
but I'm awaiting your reply cause you know I'm not dead

and now please a round of applause for fuzzy joining us tonight

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 08:27 AM   #10
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Is beatboxing cultural appropriation?

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 08:37 AM   #11
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Is beatboxing cultural appropriation?
i dunno, but check out this guy who took his bar mitzvah one step too many


 
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Old 01-22-2018, 09:28 AM   #12
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Sick are my flows and fuzzy are my roes
Whizzing on you all like you're Nintendos.

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 10:23 AM   #13
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it's out motherfuckers. lmk if lyrics are necessary

headphones on, volume up

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 10:43 AM   #14
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"kindness regime"

lololololololololololololololol

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 10:44 AM   #15
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You sound exactly like I imagined

top shelf

 
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:12 AM   #16
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I did do some experimental demo takes to find a cool sounding rap voice, and I think I've got it down, I'm gonna use that distortion on the voice like Zach uses in Rage. I sound all raspy with a low tone and shit

I just don't know if I'm gonna get it done in like 10 days or whenever I said the deadline would be.
the deadline is in fact Sunday, February 4th.

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 10:45 AM   #17
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Dude even covered Girl From North Country a while back, IIRC

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 10:47 AM   #18
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Lmao

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 10:49 AM   #19
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I'm your only subscriber. Hah! Suck it.

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 11:10 AM   #20
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Holy crap it was a lot better than I expected. Nicely done!

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 11:22 AM   #21
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The Notorious R.B.G

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 11:54 AM   #22
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"Your intellect is shorter than Kimani's typology."

Roasting two turkeys in one oven.

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 12:36 PM   #23
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heh, me likey

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 12:38 PM   #24
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fucking awesome!

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 01:13 PM   #25
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fucking righteous. nice sp ref at the end

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 02:38 PM   #26
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guys I gotta warn you this sick beat will be down for awhile later, I noticed a few minor production errors I need to fix and then re-up

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 03:17 PM   #27
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you've already rendered the SP reunion obsolete

 
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Old 01-22-2018, 06:33 PM   #28
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Final version is up.

Lil' Breegy featuring Tango the dog on backup vocals, an array of sounds I recorded at my house, and a few samples I stole from youtube. Disclaimer: Free Fallin, Everlasting Gaze, and Sweet Child O' Mine belong respectively to a dead guy and two washed up has-beens.

 
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Fucken amazing, cant wait for the rebuttal

 
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