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Old 08-12-2017, 08:08 AM   #2581
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Too long and boring to get into on a Friday night. Suffice it to say, my mom and my oldest sister have a way of making everything about them.
how about a saturday morning?

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Old 08-12-2017, 08:17 AM   #2582
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I woke up decided to turn this ship(t) around.

 
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Old 08-13-2017, 08:28 PM   #2583
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good job, it's hard to admit it
i'm on the verge of losing my mind. maybe i've already lost my mind. I'm going through every day and people just see what I'm showing them. it's getting harder and harder to not "crack up"

I don't know how i did this for so long

Can't fucking do it anymore


 
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Old 08-13-2017, 08:54 PM   #2584
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i feel the same in my life

though i would not wish to cheapen your sentiment, as i am not in great physical pain like you

 
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Old 08-13-2017, 08:59 PM   #2585
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You fellas just need to cheer up.

All the way to the bank.

 
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Old 08-13-2017, 10:34 PM   #2586
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I was born under a bad opinion

 
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Old 08-13-2017, 10:46 PM   #2587
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you can't ever just grab a fistful of blueberries and go to town

 
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Old 08-13-2017, 10:47 PM   #2588
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too many of those little shits have retained minute portions of stem

 
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Old 08-13-2017, 10:48 PM   #2589
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i feel the same in my life

though i would not wish to cheapen your sentiment, as i am not in great physical pain like you
pain is a state of mind

 
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Old 08-13-2017, 10:50 PM   #2590
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and percentage of blueberry stem retention

 
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Old 08-13-2017, 10:50 PM   #2591
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apologies

 
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Old 08-13-2017, 10:56 PM   #2592
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One must lay down the groundwork for uninhibited enjoyment.

Kind of like when I have to scrape all that disgusting white shit off of an entire mandarin's worth of wedges.

 
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Old 08-13-2017, 10:59 PM   #2593
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but terrible things can happen when one unshells a pound of Brazil nuts in anticipation of the Great Reward

 
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Old 08-13-2017, 10:59 PM   #2594
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also great things

 
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Old 08-13-2017, 11:38 PM   #2595
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Wine is concentrated grape stems and seeds

 
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Old 08-14-2017, 01:49 AM   #2596
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I love black raspberry jam

 
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Old 08-14-2017, 08:59 AM   #2597
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I love pearl jam

 
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Old 08-14-2017, 08:59 AM   #2598
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not really, but I had to take that op

 
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Old 08-16-2017, 04:55 AM   #2599
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You fellas just need to cheer up.

All the way to the bank.
just in your mind

willpower, like me

 
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Old 08-16-2017, 04:56 AM   #2600
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too many of those little shits have retained minute portions of stem
that bugs me too

i check all the berries when i wash them

 
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Old 08-16-2017, 06:05 PM   #2601
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If anyone wants to be friends with my original Facebook then now is the time

 
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Old 08-16-2017, 06:11 PM   #2602
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BONNIEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are back. So am I.

<3

 
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Old 08-16-2017, 09:41 PM   #2603
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If anyone wants to be friends with my original Facebook then now is the time
friend request sent

 
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Old 08-16-2017, 09:44 PM   #2604
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Picked at least a quart of blackberries from my yard tonight. yummy!

took a few Tramadol and drank some Pinot Noir. On my third glass.

took a bath and shaved my entire body. not joking.


I'm going to start getting laser hair removal. I can't stand having body hair or facial hair. I fucking hate it.

 
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Old 08-16-2017, 09:50 PM   #2605
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my dysmorphia is out of control right now. thank gawd i'm on vacation starting friday

 
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Old 08-16-2017, 11:39 PM   #2606
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took a bath and shaved my entire body.

 
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Old 08-17-2017, 08:42 AM   #2607
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i h8 my body hair, too. i don't do anything about it, though.

Ż\_(ツ)_/Ż

 
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Old 08-17-2017, 08:47 AM   #2608
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Try it sometime it's badass; you'll need some cocoa butter or comparable creams tho

 
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Old 08-17-2017, 12:30 PM   #2609
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Happy Birthday rosy bifocals

 
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Old 08-17-2017, 06:06 PM   #2610
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you ever consider shutting the fuck up?

 
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