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Old 02-09-2018, 11:52 AM   #1
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Default post in this thread when you are pizza

i am pizza at the moment

can I get an amen

 
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Old 02-09-2018, 12:09 PM   #2
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AMEN!

 
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Old 02-09-2018, 12:50 PM   #3
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Old 02-09-2018, 12:52 PM   #4
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That looks like someone who'd sing in a nu metal band.

 
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Old 02-09-2018, 01:14 PM   #5
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On a sadder note, Pizza the Hut, famed half-man, half-pizza, was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretch limo. Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car, and ate himself to death.


 
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Old 02-09-2018, 01:21 PM   #6
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JAM THE RADAR!

 
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Old 02-09-2018, 01:59 PM   #7
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Old 02-09-2018, 05:25 PM   #8
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Old 02-09-2018, 07:28 PM   #9
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What happened to Toby?

 
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Old 02-09-2018, 07:29 PM   #10
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Old 02-09-2018, 08:09 PM   #11
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pizza in the mornin'...

 
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Old 02-09-2018, 08:28 PM   #12
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What happened to Toby?
pizzaiolo lyfe happened

 
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Old 02-09-2018, 09:28 PM   #13
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they say he was making pizza when he accidentally slit his own throat using a rolling pizza cutter.

he was, indeed, rollin' again. : (

 
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Old 02-10-2018, 02:07 AM   #14
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Someone asked for extra red sauce.

 
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Old 02-11-2018, 09:39 PM   #15
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pizza in the mornin'...
oh heeeeeeeelllll yeah

 
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Old 02-11-2018, 09:58 PM   #16
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it's not bad, but i'd rank having pizza pretty low on my list of favorite morning activities.

 
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Old 02-11-2018, 10:14 PM   #17
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Do you know what garlic bread is?

 
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Old 02-11-2018, 10:16 PM   #18
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Yes, I love it. Had it today in fact. We usually eat it with churrasco.

 
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Old 02-11-2018, 10:16 PM   #19
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I mean no, ew, garlic. I'm a vampire you wanna kill me?!?!!??!

 
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Old 02-11-2018, 10:29 PM   #20
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LABELLE!!!

ACH MEIN GOTT IN HIMMEL

 
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Old 02-11-2018, 10:29 PM   #21
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WARUM

 
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Old 02-13-2018, 04:40 PM   #22
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oh heeeeeeeelllll yeah
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it's not bad, but i'd rank having pizza pretty low on my list of favorite morning activities.
I wanted someone to finish the jingle


 
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Old 02-13-2018, 04:49 PM   #23
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Oh yeah I know jingles of brands that don't exist here from when I was 6 years old by heart.

 
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Old 02-13-2018, 04:52 PM   #24
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Right?

 
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Old 02-13-2018, 04:53 PM   #25
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I really wish

 
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Old 02-13-2018, 07:33 PM   #26
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I wanted someone to finish the jingle

these were bogo today at my store and i bought two boxes. call it regression

 
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Old 02-13-2018, 08:26 PM   #27
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Old 02-13-2018, 11:26 PM   #28
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i've never had one of those and now definitely don't want to!

 
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Old 02-13-2018, 11:51 PM   #29
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wtf no deep dish is so good

 
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Old 02-14-2018, 02:28 AM   #30
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the criticisms are real

 
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