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Old 11-20-2018, 01:59 PM   #1
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Old 11-20-2018, 02:21 PM   #2
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does (s)he agree that ACAB?

 
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Old 11-20-2018, 02:27 PM   #3
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Old 11-20-2018, 02:27 PM   #4
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Old 11-20-2018, 02:35 PM   #5
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Old 11-20-2018, 02:42 PM   #6
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Old 11-20-2018, 02:42 PM   #7
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wait fuck no that one doesnt work

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Old 11-20-2018, 02:45 PM   #8
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Hanging out in a cop's house, arrest my ass

 
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Old 11-20-2018, 03:04 PM   #9
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Is the cop there? What's the decor situation like. Any music or film collections you can share some highlights from? Are you tempted to steal something small like a napkin so you can say that you stole from a cop once?

 
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Old 11-20-2018, 03:07 PM   #10
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Are there candles in the bathroom? Is the refrigerator clean? Stocked? What about the pantry? Does this cop eat well?

 
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Old 11-20-2018, 03:08 PM   #11
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Old 11-20-2018, 03:08 PM   #12
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Old 11-20-2018, 04:06 PM   #13
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Old 11-20-2018, 04:56 PM   #14
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Is the cop there? What's the decor situation like. Any music or film collections you can share some highlights from? Are you tempted to steal something small like a napkin so you can say that you stole from a cop once?
Yeah, she's here. She's my daughter's best friend's mom. Only been on the force maybe a year or two?
Not much in the way of decor but the house is like, very lived-in wood floors creaky steps and that is my vibe. I want their house.
A couple bookshelves but relatively lame books (a hodgepodge of CS Lewis, more than a few Bibles, but then like some history stuff and random how to guides). Her husband came home with a stack of Half Price Books. They have like two cats and a dog.

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Are there candles in the bathroom? Is the refrigerator clean? Stocked? What about the pantry? Does this cop eat well?
They have three bathrooms but one is almost outhouse sized. Some parts of the house are less lived in and therefore pretty messy. They have chickens in the backyard.

 
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Old 11-20-2018, 04:58 PM   #15
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We all played Monopoly and I picked her brain about her job. I asked about reporting a barking dog (the house we own has such a dog next door).

She's super skittish, it seems. Like, ALERT. She was on her phone a lot because she was trying to get a half shift tomorrow so she could see 21 Pilots with her kids.

 
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Old 11-20-2018, 04:58 PM   #16
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does (s)he agree that ACAB?
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Old 11-20-2018, 05:31 PM   #17
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Old 11-20-2018, 05:39 PM   #18
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Can you reach her gun? Will you reach her gun?

 
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Old 11-20-2018, 07:23 PM   #19
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Old 11-20-2018, 07:58 PM   #20
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did you play her some goat rainbow songs? particularly bastards in blue?

hey i can't find them on youtube anymore. link pls?

 
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Old 11-20-2018, 08:01 PM   #21
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oh i found jesus loves capitalism

where's the rest?

 
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Old 11-20-2018, 10:52 PM   #22
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I can't remember what happened to whichever of the Goat songs were on YouTube. I know some KC group video'd one of our songs - it was the same show we got cut short because the owner didn't like our anti cop songs.

EDIT: yeah it's the capitalism song ur talking about. I still have the videos from other shows somewhere on my external HDD.

I did use the audio from a bunch of videos (that we personally taped) for CD-Rs that we "sold" at what ended up being out last gig.

 
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Old 11-20-2018, 10:58 PM   #23
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Old 11-21-2018, 09:55 PM   #24
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Old 11-21-2018, 10:22 PM   #25
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Old 11-22-2018, 05:00 PM   #26
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I can't remember what happened to whichever of the Goat songs were on YouTube. I know some KC group video'd one of our songs - it was the same show we got cut short because the owner didn't like our anti cop songs.

EDIT: yeah it's the capitalism song ur talking about. I still have the videos from other shows somewhere on my external HDD.

I did use the audio from a bunch of videos (that we personally taped) for CD-Rs that we "sold" at what ended up being out last gig.
ok, well if you ever get to 'em again i'd love a copy

 
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Old 11-24-2018, 05:43 PM   #27
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Old 11-24-2018, 06:01 PM   #28
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What was the most surprising object in her home?

 
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Old 11-24-2018, 07:45 PM   #29
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