Describe Bands Obtusely

[Shallowed]

Someone do Sp. I would, but I'd rather stick with ones which are harder to fuck up.

[I'm Hardcore]

Big Black - like faceplanting into a treadmill while the bastard son of Henry Rollins and Hunter S yell at you from the pulpit.

[mercurial]

Originally Posted by christian zombie vampires

monotonix - led zeppelin fucking the strokes in the ass with a strap on while the strokes rim henry rollins while gogol bordello watches

Lunatic gypsies + crotch-thrusting grooves + language barrier = fun times!!



Benji Hughes - If Luther Vandross and Pavarotti are anything to go by, combining ‘husky gent’ and crooning can take you places… but I suppose anywhere is a place if you’re coming from a career as a house painter. Benji’s sound is unique, and by unique, I mean somewhat like Beck if he’d started exclusively eating Krispy Kremes and stopped buying deodorant.

Never mind the odour of last night’s mustard in his beard – let Benji’s hefty working class frame lean in close and whisper in your ear “if you ever want to find another lover like me, you’re gonna have to get so low, it’s gonna set you back a million years...”

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by mercurial

Lunatic gypsies + crotch-thrusting grooves + language barrier = fun times!!



Benji Hughes - If Luther Vandross and Pavarotti are anything to go by, combining ‘husky gent’ and crooning can take you places… but I suppose anywhere is a place if you’re coming from a career as a house painter. Benji’s sound is unique, and by unique, I mean somewhat like Beck if he’d started exclusively eating Krispy Kremes and stopped buying deodorant.

Never mind the odour of last night’s mustard in his beard – let Benji’s hefty working class frame lean in close and whisper in your ear “if you ever want to find another lover like me, you’re gonna have to get so low, it’s gonna set you back a million years...”

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[Sonic Johnny]

Mr Bungle - If music was ice-cream, going into a baskin robbins and asking for one of every flavour in a giant bucket. then eating it with a shovel while listening to audiobooks on how to speak italian.