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Old 12-16-2015, 09:42 PM   #1
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Default Worst song titles

I swear, Being Beige has got to be the worst song title, evar.

What the hell does Beige mean? It doesn't really index any emotion. Maybe indifference? But the song doesn't sound like indifference at all. What the hell was he thinking.

 
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Old 12-17-2015, 12:45 AM   #2
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Song title represents the sound of the song. Sounds beige as fuck (boring/bland/safe).

 
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Old 12-17-2015, 03:54 AM   #3
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Old 12-17-2015, 03:54 AM   #4
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Old 12-17-2015, 03:54 AM   #5
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Old 12-17-2015, 03:55 AM   #6
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Old 12-17-2015, 06:47 AM   #7
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Oh I thought we were just doing crogan ones, in which case

Appels + Oranjes
That's the Way My Love Is
Widow Wake My Mind
Astral Planes
Oceania
Pale Horse

I mean it's hard to choose a short list, let alone a few winners.

 
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Old 12-17-2015, 07:11 AM   #8
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I like that title a lot. The song's protagonist is postulating that he is entirely indifferent to his lover leaving, following infidelity, but his vulnerability gradually cracks through the surface. Being Beige = Pretending not to care. Fits the song well I think.

 
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Old 12-17-2015, 07:27 AM   #9
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"Baby Let's Rock!" – 3:41
"Yeah!" – 3:06
"That's the Way (My Love Is)"
"(Come On) Let's Go!"
"One and All (We Are)"
"Anaise!"
"Run2me"

 
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Old 12-17-2015, 10:49 AM   #10
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"Baby Let's Rock!" 3:41
"Yeah!" 3:06
"That's the Way (My Love Is)"
"(Come On) Let's Go!"
"One and All (We Are)"
"Anaise!"
"Run2me"
These... I mean, can you get more generic than "Come On, Let's Go!"?

Just seeing the title, I was already hating the song before I ever listened to it. Makes it an uphill climb from there.

 
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Old 12-17-2015, 11:14 AM   #11
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Old 12-17-2015, 02:42 PM   #12
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"Mayonaise" is pretty stupid. Even more cause it's a fucking great song.

 
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Old 12-17-2015, 02:45 PM   #13
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Oh I thought we were just doing crogan ones, in which case

Appels + Oranjes
That's the Way My Love Is
Widow Wake My Mind
Astral Planes
Oceania
Pale Horse

I mean it's hard to choose a short list, let alone a few winners.
I think "Pale Horse" is a great name.

 
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Old 12-18-2015, 02:14 AM   #14
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serious question - is there a worse song title from any band than the crying tree of mercury?

 
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Old 12-18-2015, 02:34 AM   #15
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serious question - is there a worse song title from any band than the crying tree of mercury?
Geek U.S.A.?

 
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Old 12-18-2015, 02:59 AM   #16
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Old 12-18-2015, 10:33 AM   #17
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Geek is a good song though so it makes it okay

 
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Old 12-18-2015, 11:12 AM   #18
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(Come On) Let's Go! typically gets the most eye rolls from people I know. That being said, I actually consider it one of the stronger Zeitgeist tracks.

 
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Old 12-18-2015, 11:16 AM   #19
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I actually didn't even bother listening because I hated the title so much

 
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Old 12-18-2015, 11:45 AM   #20
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Old 12-19-2015, 09:06 PM   #21
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Old 12-19-2015, 10:36 PM   #22
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Old 12-21-2015, 11:30 AM   #23
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Pretty Pretty STAR is super cringe-worthy

 
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Old 12-21-2015, 11:36 AM   #24
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but so is the music. which makes it an apt title.

so, in a way, it is a good title.

think about that.

 
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Old 12-21-2015, 02:03 PM   #25
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"Baby Let's Rock!" 3:41
"Yeah!" 3:06
"That's the Way (My Love Is)"
"(Come On) Let's Go!"
"One and All (We Are)"
"Anaise!"
"Run2me"
lol this is pretty much my list exactly. Baby, Let's Rock is the only super offensive one missing from your list.

 
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Old 12-21-2015, 03:40 PM   #26
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lol this is pretty much my list exactly. Baby, Let's Rock is the only super offensive one missing from your list.
Isn't this the first one on the list?

 
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Old 12-21-2015, 04:32 PM   #27
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nice try we all know you edited it in real quick like

 
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Old 12-24-2015, 12:34 PM   #28
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Roccasins.

 
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Old 12-24-2015, 03:20 PM   #29
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u like barrett? piper at the gates of dawn is da shit yo.

you heard the melvins cover interstellar overdrive? fucking visceral senesentness all over that bitch.

 
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Old 12-24-2015, 05:08 PM   #30
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