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Old 01-21-2016, 01:40 PM   #61
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So, is your comedy like conservative comedy? Like, Larry the Cable Guy stuff?

Also do you discuss pegging in your routine

 
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Old 01-21-2016, 03:01 PM   #62
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Aim to be as good as this:


 
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Old 01-21-2016, 06:16 PM   #63
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Anyone ever see the standup of Tim Heidecker (of Tom Goes to the Mayor and Tim & Eric Awesome Show fame)? He did a few sets adopting a painfully unfunny and amateurish style that was, somehow, ultimately hilarious. One might call it Kaufmanesque but it's not even that sophisticated, it's just a straight up caricature of a wannabe standup failing really, really hard

 
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Old 01-21-2016, 08:54 PM   #64
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wow, this was awful to watch. poor guy

 
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Old 01-21-2016, 09:39 PM   #65
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I assume this has come and gone,
did you crash and burn
or did you win?
have you booked a second night?

 
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Old 01-21-2016, 11:08 PM   #66
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Oh no, I booked for the 5th March. I'm going in with a friend a couple of weeks earlier, to check out the other talent and try and get an idea of what the audience might be like.

 
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Old 01-21-2016, 11:40 PM   #67
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What kinda stuff are you covering in your set?

 
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Old 01-22-2016, 01:46 AM   #68
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wow, this was awful to watch. poor guy
Usually, I derive some schadenfreude from bombing comedians, but this just made me feel awful.

 
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Old 01-22-2016, 02:05 AM   #69
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march?

what tiny town do you live in where there's so few comedy nights you book 3 months in advance.

 
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Old 01-22-2016, 02:28 AM   #70
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It could have been sooner, I mean it could have been this weekend if I wanted it to be. But they allow bookings that far ahead so I choose to give myself time to check out the setup and develop my material.

 
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Old 01-22-2016, 02:33 AM   #71
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What kinda stuff are you covering in your set?
Just general observational stuff. I thought about having some kind of more pronounced shtick, but it's a lot of work for me to write that way, and a lot harder for me to deliver it. I'll find it much easier to just be myself, and that's the kind of comedy I most enjoy.

 
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Old 01-22-2016, 03:11 AM   #72
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Usually, I derive some schadenfreude from bombing comedians, but this just made me feel awful.
the worst part was him whispering "keep your shit together" to himself, and yet into the mic at the same time :/

 
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Old 01-22-2016, 05:25 AM   #73
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and the fact it was his birthday was sad

 
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Old 01-22-2016, 09:59 AM   #74
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Old 01-23-2016, 04:08 AM   #75
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I'd consider chipping in on airfare for ****** to heckle from the audience.

 
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Old 01-23-2016, 05:57 AM   #76
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She'd need accommodation, too. Unless she wants to camp down at Central Station with the tent people.

 
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Old 10-14-2017, 07:50 PM   #77
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I see a lot of fully-figured women interested in 50s pin-up culture.

Betty Page? More like Betty Novel.

 
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Old 10-14-2017, 11:19 PM   #78
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so did you actually do the stand up?



also, i used to have a crush on tom green. ew

 
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Old 10-15-2017, 12:48 AM   #79
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I did, about 7 mum-friends came with me and they made up half the audience. I think there were 8 stand ups altogether and I was probably 2nd worst. It went about as badly as I expected - with so many friends coming I became cowardly and wrote a routine based on rbg's one liner about ferrets just being weasels with better PR.

I posted the routine here afterwards. It was terrible, bland and unfunny. It's buried in a chat thread somewhere. One of my friends recorded it but I don't know where the recording is. I sound nervous and high pitched and slightly upset.

I'll have another go someday.

 
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Old 10-15-2017, 08:30 AM   #80
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ah, i was on hiatus during this then. too bad! i like your voice

 
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