4-year old gets drunk, steals presents, cross-dresses.

[Toast]

http://www.newschannel9.com/news/ye...-christmas.html

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.

April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.

I'd buy this kid a beer. I'm surprised he could even open it, i know i couldn't as a four year old.

[The Jesus]

Shit mother.

[Nimrod's Son]

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[28if]

everytime you post it's a post fail i wouldn't be talking

[agenda suicide]

I saw this on the news earlier today. the mom said "he keeps trying to be bad so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is, and he wants to be with his daddy." how incredibly depressing.