|
|
Register | Netphoria's Amazon.com Link | Members List | Mark Forums Read |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
10-15-2020, 10:47 AM | #1 |
Ownz
Posts: 667
|
Mayonaise is objectively the best condiment
Literally everyone agrees on this.
|
|
10-15-2020, 11:44 AM | #2 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 23,879
|
best on fries. only barbarians put ketchup on potatoes
|
|
10-15-2020, 11:57 AM | #3 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
|
Does guacamole count?
|
|
10-15-2020, 12:21 PM | #4 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
Posts: 32,749
|
Guacamole is way better but is more fluid, dynamic, and less well-defined than mayo. Mayo falls in the same category of "cookout" condiments as ketchup, mustard, and barbecue sauce. Guac is more of a dip. Way more complex.
|
|
10-15-2020, 12:23 PM | #5 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
Posts: 32,749
|
I have a friend I went to high school with, and he hates mayonnaise and would talk about how gross it is all the time. One day at lunch someone took a straight up piece of bread with mayo spread on it and smacked him in the face with it. he vomited profusely.
|
|
10-15-2020, 12:27 PM | #6 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Posts: 3,709
|
Mayo is fuckin nasty oily greasy shit to cover up the taste of poorly cooked food
|
|
10-15-2020, 12:45 PM | #7 |
Minion of Satan
Location: andy dick NAKED
Posts: 8,168
|
i like spicy mayo w/ fried rice & stuff
it's a true wonder of the culinary world |
|
10-15-2020, 12:57 PM | #8 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,742
|
Not gonna lie i have never liked mayo as anything other than a song
|
|
10-15-2020, 01:59 PM | #9 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
Posts: 8,851
|
|
|
10-15-2020, 03:48 PM | #10 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 23,879
|
|
|
10-15-2020, 04:09 PM | #11 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
|
i don't think guac counts as a condiment
only condiment i use regularly is ketchup so i guess that's my answer, but i'm not enthusiastic about it |
|
10-15-2020, 04:57 PM | #12 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 23,879
|
I don't like Heinz. Too sweet for me. When I do eat ketchup I like True Made, which tastes more of tomato and more savory.
|
|
10-15-2020, 05:28 PM | #13 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,881
|
|
|
10-15-2020, 05:29 PM | #14 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,881
|
in the place I work most things have vegan mayo, which actually tastes better than the animal torture mayo
|
|
10-15-2020, 05:30 PM | #15 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
|
|
|
10-15-2020, 05:32 PM | #16 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
|
|
|
10-15-2020, 07:03 PM | #18 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,881
|
your American rules don't apply here, imperialist bastards
|
|
10-15-2020, 07:27 PM | #19 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 23,879
|
FTR there is NOTHING better than proper frites, still steaming hot, dunked in a bit of mayonnaise
|
|
10-15-2020, 08:02 PM | #20 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Posts: 3,709
|
|
|
10-15-2020, 08:21 PM | #21 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 23,879
|
|
|
10-15-2020, 08:59 PM | #22 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
|
how could mayonnaise be the best condiment when it's basically synonymous with blandness
it's not even the best egg-based condiment |
|
10-16-2020, 01:52 AM | #23 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
|
|
|
10-16-2020, 02:50 AM | #24 |
Socialphobic
Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria
Posts: 12,467
|
The best condiment is spicy plum sauce, home made is best but this is ok-ish
|
|
10-16-2020, 06:33 AM | #25 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
|
|
|
10-16-2020, 08:51 AM | #26 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
Posts: 36,881
|
mayonaise doesn't kill people, PEOPLE kill people
|
|
10-16-2020, 08:59 AM | #27 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 23,879
|
|
|
10-16-2020, 10:56 AM | #28 |
Braindead
Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green.
Posts: 15,724
|
who cares. i like mayo and ketchup on a lot of things. my dad loves ketchup, he eats it on everything!
|
|
10-16-2020, 11:51 AM | #29 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
|
|
|
10-16-2020, 01:00 PM | #30 |
Shut the fuck up!
Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor
Posts: 23,879
|
This is America
|
|
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
Mayonaise is objectively the best Smashing Pumpkins song. | Shallowed | Smashing Pumpkins/Billy Corgan Discussion | 245 | 07-17-2022 10:35 AM |
this version of mayonaise makes me sad but not in the way mayonaise is supposed to | Ram27 | Pumpkins Archive | 17 | 09-19-2017 07:29 PM |
Mayonaise Acoustic Cover | Transformer1112 | Pumpkins Archive | 0 | 07-20-2007 10:41 PM |
Mayonaise | bthomas1119 | Pumpkins Archive | 33 | 01-26-2007 11:15 AM |
mayonaise acoustic chords/tab help | concordnh | Pumpkins Archive | 2 | 09-24-2002 11:30 AM |