fuzzrod got fuzzrobbed? - Page 2

FlamingGlobes · 03-29-2017, 04:10 PM

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FlamingGlobes · 03-29-2017, 04:11 PM

It's 2017 and I'm only just now fully understanding how message boards from the '90s work.

Story of my life.

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2017, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

I will say, fucked up as it is, at least he just FoolofaTook the cash and left fuzzy all his other belongings.

Yeah this was actually a blessing in disguise, Cause I'm traveling in less than 2 weeks to see Weezer outta town, and if I didn't have ID I'd be screwed.

fuzzyroes · 08:25 PM

Not that it's a blessing in disguise to be chilling with a guy who builds your trust and robs you for every cent on you, but hey, it could have been worse.

I really wanted to chase the guy down at the time... But in hindsight, I'm glad he outran me. I could have got stabbed or who knows what... Not worth the bother over 200 dollars.

fuzzyroes · 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

can you imagine being victimized by fuzzy talking at you in real life?

i'm glad he got robbed, you guys are so nice

nah the guy had me marked from the second we chilled. He was rolling a joint and asked if I had a card to level it out with so I pulled out the wallet and got one, and I realize now he was just eyeing to see if I had any money in it. Besides, we weren't even talking any politics. The whole thing was a total set up, not just a "this guy sucks, I'm gonna rob him" kind of deal.

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2017, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

honestly winning the fight and stealing his gambling winnings is really making me giggle

realistically that's adding theft to an assault charge

You're a fucking scumbag Trotsky. You crack me up sometimes, but honestly man, you have problems. Go see a shrink.

Trotskilicious · 03-29-2017, 08:17 PM

i do see a shrink and i still hate you

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2017, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Disco King

It's weird how he specifically feels the need to mention the guy's race, but I don't know if I can find it within me to roast Fuzzy for being the victim of a crime..

Oh come on man... If he was some pale white guy I would have said as much, or if he was some tanned white guy I would have said as much, I would have said as much if it was some Italian guy or some Indian guy or some Chinese guy or some first nations guy or some fat guy.

I know racists always talk about black people robbing people and they're racist pieces of shit, but I'm just talking about what actually happened to me

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2017, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i do see a shrink and i still hate you

and not one shit is given by me

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2017, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Poots

200 Canadian, brother. It's not even real money so don't sweat it.

lmao. Yeah man, I was raging at the time. But quite honestly, in hindsight: the money or the betrayal wasn't worth getting in some fist-fight with some guy who is god knows who because who the hell knows what could happen as a result or what he might pull.

FoolofaTook · 03-29-2017, 08:33 PM

I am so grateful that I am.not the only one.making a buffoon.of myself online.

FoolofaTook · 03-29-2017, 08:34 PM

You and me, Lord Fuzzrod. You and me.

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2017, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i mean he said he was talking about basketball with the guy, perhaps fuzzy picked this subject specifically because the other guy was black, then he talked at him about his inner understanding of "the fix" and how he could make him rich also and blah blah blah you know?

i mean i hate fuzzy & would fight him because of stuff he's said here and actually yeah possibly steal all of his money if i won the fight

wrong again, dumbass. The guy made a comment about the Warriors baseball cap I was wearing and that started the conversation.

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2017, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Poots

he does have problems and he is worthy of our pity, not our scorn. I'm going to hug that old grizzly bear right now.

*hugs* I'm hugging you t-lish *hugs*

Poots, that is very kind and considerate.

Trotsky, I too apologize for acting out of anger... You're a troubled man who deserves our love and support.... not our anger...

Shallowed · 03-29-2017, 09:33 PM

I don't think you know what a blessing in disguise is.

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2017, 09:34 PM

yeah, wrong terminology for sure... A consolation prize perhaps? lol

fuzzyroes · 03-29-2017, 09:37 PM

The truth is that my identification being gone would have screwed me over far more as I already have things planned than the 180-200$ that he ripped off... So the fact that he ripped out the money and threw back the wallet was actually pretty awesome.

slunken · 03-29-2017, 09:44 PM

the real lesson that everyone is missing is you shouldn't be doing illegal drugs

Elphenor · 03-29-2017, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Yeah this was actually a blessing in disguise, Cause I'm traveling in less than 2 weeks to see Weezer outta town, and if I didn't have ID I'd be screwed.

OH YEAH THIS COULD HAVE BEEN BAD

Elphenor · 03-29-2017, 10:30 PM

If I was making a joke about what fuzzy needed his wallet for...

FoolofaTook · 03-30-2017, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by slunken

the real lesson that everyone is missing is you shouldn't be doing illegal drugs

Strip clubs too.

Drugs and strippers fuzzy. Drugs and strippers. What would your mother say?

wHATcOLOR · 03-30-2017, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Strip clubs too.

Drugs and strippers fuzzy. Drugs and strippers. What would your mother say?

"the friends and family discount is 20%"

wHATcOLOR · 03-30-2017, 12:38 AM

i don't even know who's mother i was supposedly referencing there, i just saw a moment and i took it. i foolofatook it

FoolofaTook · 03-30-2017, 12:41 AM

That was beautiful. I don't deserve to have my name associated with your act of senescitude.

You have taken my abject joke-form and elevated it.

The Omega Concern · 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

nah the guy had me marked from the second we chilled. He was rolling a joint and asked if I had a card to level it out with so I pulled out the wallet and got one, and I realize now he was just eyeing to see if I had any money in it. Besides, we weren't even talking any politics. The whole thing was a total set up, not just a "this guy sucks, I'm gonna rob him" kind of deal.

You made it easier for him, but he may of hit you up anyway and the money may have saved your ass from worse. In the cities, smart savvy wealthy people who have studied criminology a bit, carry as much as 2 to 3 g's in cash in case of getting robbed. The profiles of such criminals most often need cash for a quick fix of drugs or to get out of some crisis but are not willing to do time for anything but the robbery itself. The cash de-escalates the situation and its over quickly.

I know that violated feeling. Be glad it wasn't some bath salt freak, all bets are off with those guys.

buzzard · 03-30-2017, 02:35 AM

Intelligent people that have studied criminology elect to carry large amounts of cash on the off chance they're robbed?

Disco King · 03-30-2017, 02:42 AM

I Wear a vest of stitched-together hundred-dollar bills to protect myself from getting shanked.

Criminology 101, basically.

Trotskilicious · 03-30-2017, 02:47 AM

there's really no limit to the amount of bullshit omega believes

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-30-2017, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Yeah this was actually a blessing in disguise, Cause I'm traveling in less than 2 weeks to see Weezer outta town, and if I didn't have ID I'd be screwed.

how the fuck is that a blessing in disguise?

do you have a brain?

Trotskilicious · 03-30-2017, 02:51 AM

the answer is clearly no

03-29-2017, 08:07 PM	#34
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	Not that it's a blessing in disguise to be chilling with a guy who builds your trust and robs you for every cent on you, but hey, it could have been worse. I really wanted to chase the guy down at the time... But in hindsight, I'm glad he outran me. I could have got stabbed or who knows what... Not worth the bother over 200 dollars. Last edited by fuzzyroes : 03-29-2017 at 08:25 PM.

03-29-2017, 04:11 PM	#32
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	It's 2017 and I'm only just now fully understanding how message boards from the '90s work. Story of my life.

03-29-2017, 08:17 PM	#37
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	i do see a shrink and i still hate you

03-29-2017, 08:33 PM	#41
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	I am so grateful that I am.not the only one.making a buffoon.of myself online.

03-29-2017, 08:34 PM	#42
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	You and me, Lord Fuzzrod. You and me.

03-29-2017, 09:33 PM	#45
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	I don't think you know what a blessing in disguise is.

03-29-2017, 09:34 PM	#46
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	yeah, wrong terminology for sure... A consolation prize perhaps? lol

03-29-2017, 09:37 PM	#47
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	The truth is that my identification being gone would have screwed me over far more as I already have things planned than the 180-200$ that he ripped off... So the fact that he ripped out the money and threw back the wallet was actually pretty awesome.

03-29-2017, 09:44 PM	#48
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	the real lesson that everyone is missing is you shouldn't be doing illegal drugs

03-29-2017, 10:30 PM	#50
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	If I was making a joke about what fuzzy needed his wallet for...

03-30-2017, 12:38 AM	#53
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,246	i don't even know who's mother i was supposedly referencing there, i just saw a moment and i took it. i foolofatook it

03-30-2017, 12:41 AM	#54
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	That was beautiful. I don't deserve to have my name associated with your act of senescitude. You have taken my abject joke-form and elevated it.

03-30-2017, 02:35 AM	#56
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	Intelligent people that have studied criminology elect to carry large amounts of cash on the off chance they're robbed?

03-30-2017, 02:42 AM	#57
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,875	I Wear a vest of stitched-together hundred-dollar bills to protect myself from getting shanked. Criminology 101, basically.

03-30-2017, 02:47 AM	#58
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	there's really no limit to the amount of bullshit omega believes

03-30-2017, 02:51 AM	#60
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	the answer is clearly no