how to turn guys on (yes another wonderful msn expose)

Samsa · 12-08-2002, 01:55 AM

oooh my roommate is playing that sensitive eminem song

'sometimes i think i'm crazy
I'M CRAZY OH SO CRAZY'

anywayz

Your first dates were everything you hoped for: You looked, walked and talked your best. And, sure, he was impressed, but did you leave him begging for more?
Listen up, ladies. You'll need to spice up your savoir faire if you really want to leave him drooling, sweating and panting for more.

Here are 5 tips to keep him coming back:

Play the fear card
Experts claim that the chemical processes our bodies experience when we're frightened are similar to the chemistry of romantic attraction. Increase his fear factor by suggesting an unconventional date of bungee-jumping or sky-diving. His reaction will tell you a lot about your future as a couple.

Wear his clothes
Guys dig it when a girl wears an oversized men's button-down shirt around the house. And to really have him on his knees, act like you're not even trying to be sexy, "Oh, this? It was just lying around, so I decided to throw it on."

Surprise him
Tell him you're carting him off to the mall for hours of shopping, but really take him on a trip to the lake or the park — anywhere designed for a picnic. By keeping him on his toes, you'll make him intrigued by your every move. And pretty much anywhere besides the mall will be a pleasant surprise.

Lure him to you
Girls have a huge advantage over guys: We always smell better. The smell of our hair, our hands — even our feet can induce romantic gestures. So don't just let those body sprays, lotions and gels cake up in your cabinet. Use them! Try to stick to a theme, though. You don't want to overwhelm him by smelling like passion raspberry and lemon meringue all in one day.

Rub it down
Let's face it: Pretty much anytime we touch a guy, he's gonna go crazy. They're not all that picky about how or where you do it, so your massage expertise needn't be extensive. Pick up some scented massage oil and rub away his worries.

Guys are pretty basic animals. Don't try to overcomplicate the species. Once you've got them figured out, you can easily have your guy begging for more. And the good news is, they'll never figure us out. But it sure is fun to watch them try.

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-08-2002, 01:58 AM

this is all bullshit except for the oversized button shirt.

Nate the Grate · 12-08-2002, 01:59 AM

I'm a fairly affectionate guy, but none of that stuff would turn me on.

Maybe I'm broken.

Crippler · 12-08-2002, 02:00 AM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
this is all bullshit except for the oversized button shirt.

King of the Horseflies · 12-08-2002, 02:02 AM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
this is all bullshit except for the oversized button shirt.

agreed
i started humping the chair as soon i read that part

Sylvia Plath · 12-08-2002, 02:03 AM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
this is all bullshit except for the oversized button shirt.

Sylvia Plath · 12-08-2002, 02:08 AM

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Originally posted by King of the Horseflies

agreed
i started humping the chair as soon i read that part

you too?

Jesse · 12-08-2002, 04:45 AM

it's all bullshit except for the smell-good part.

O · 12-08-2002, 05:08 AM

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Originally posted by Jesse
it's all bullshit except for the smell-good part.

no, its all about the oversized shirts.

Lie · 12-08-2002, 07:56 AM

The oversized shirt thing is just common sense, I thought.

Jesse · 12-08-2002, 12:29 PM

i dont find anything attractive about the oversize shirt thing. it's sort of unattractive actually. "hee hee am i cute in your big shirt hee hee?" that's what it seems like to me.

Samsa · 12-08-2002, 01:23 PM

well obviously olne can infer that since u people are arguing about this this list is bullshit and it's stupid to make a list of 5 ways to tu rn 'guys' on as if guys are like a particular species of plant like '5 ways to get great plum tomatoes' or somethin

Jesse · 12-08-2002, 01:25 PM

yep

if everyone was the same, it wouldnt be any fun, would it.

differences are what make the world go 'round

BeautifulLoser · 12-08-2002, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
well obviously olne can infer that since u people are arguing about this this list is bullshit and it's stupid to make a list of 5 ways to tu rn 'guys' on as if guys are like a particular species of plant like '5 ways to get great plum tomatoes' or somethin

what?

beef curtains · 12-08-2002, 04:12 PM

BUT I TRIED LURING IN GUYS WITH THE SMELL OF MY FEET AND ID DIDN"T WORK!!!!!!

Samsa · 12-08-2002, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by BeautifulLoser

what?

yeS?

oui henri · 12-08-2002, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by killtheyouth

just to reiterate. that and flannel pjs. flannel pjs and a baby t.

what about silk Pj's?

Lie · 12-08-2002, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by Jesse
i dont find anything attractive about the oversize shirt thing. it's sort of unattractive actually. "hee hee am i cute in your big shirt hee hee?" that's what it seems like to me.

No, it's supposed to be like, "I'm wearing your shirt because it's too goddam cold in here. Why don't you turn up the heat, fuckhead? Are you some weird species of penguin or something?" That's hot.

Lie · 12-08-2002, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
well obviously olne can infer that since u people are arguing about this this list is bullshit and it's stupid to make a list of 5 ways to tu rn 'guys' on as if guys are like a particular species of plant like '5 ways to get great plum tomatoes' or somethin

Well, maybe guys are like tomatoes, but there are different kinds of guys just like there are different kinds of tomatoes, so you have to be careful you're not following directions to get great plum tomatoes, when what you're actually dealing with is cherry tomatoes.

[/Martha Stewart]

12-08-2002, 01:55 AM	#1
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	how to turn guys on (yes another wonderful msn expose) oooh my roommate is playing that sensitive eminem song 'sometimes i think i'm crazy I'M CRAZY OH SO CRAZY' anywayz Your first dates were everything you hoped for: You looked, walked and talked your best. And, sure, he was impressed, but did you leave him begging for more? Listen up, ladies. You'll need to spice up your savoir faire if you really want to leave him drooling, sweating and panting for more. Here are 5 tips to keep him coming back: Play the fear card Experts claim that the chemical processes our bodies experience when we're frightened are similar to the chemistry of romantic attraction. Increase his fear factor by suggesting an unconventional date of bungee-jumping or sky-diving. His reaction will tell you a lot about your future as a couple. Wear his clothes Guys dig it when a girl wears an oversized men's button-down shirt around the house. And to really have him on his knees, act like you're not even trying to be sexy, "Oh, this? It was just lying around, so I decided to throw it on." Surprise him Tell him you're carting him off to the mall for hours of shopping, but really take him on a trip to the lake or the park — anywhere designed for a picnic. By keeping him on his toes, you'll make him intrigued by your every move. And pretty much anywhere besides the mall will be a pleasant surprise. Lure him to you Girls have a huge advantage over guys: We always smell better. The smell of our hair, our hands — even our feet can induce romantic gestures. So don't just let those body sprays, lotions and gels cake up in your cabinet. Use them! Try to stick to a theme, though. You don't want to overwhelm him by smelling like passion raspberry and lemon meringue all in one day. Rub it down Let's face it: Pretty much anytime we touch a guy, he's gonna go crazy. They're not all that picky about how or where you do it, so your massage expertise needn't be extensive. Pick up some scented massage oil and rub away his worries. Guys are pretty basic animals. Don't try to overcomplicate the species. Once you've got them figured out, you can easily have your guy begging for more. And the good news is, they'll never figure us out. But it sure is fun to watch them try.

12-08-2002, 04:12 PM	#15
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12-08-2002, 01:58 AM	#2
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,420	this is all bullshit except for the oversized button shirt.

12-08-2002, 01:59 AM	#3
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	I'm a fairly affectionate guy, but none of that stuff would turn me on. Maybe I'm broken.

12-08-2002, 04:45 AM	#8
Jesse Banned Location: birmingham, al Posts: 223	it's all bullshit except for the smell-good part.

12-08-2002, 07:56 AM	#10
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	The oversized shirt thing is just common sense, I thought.

12-08-2002, 12:29 PM	#11
Jesse Banned Location: birmingham, al Posts: 223	i dont find anything attractive about the oversize shirt thing. it's sort of unattractive actually. "hee hee am i cute in your big shirt hee hee?" that's what it seems like to me.

12-08-2002, 01:23 PM	#12
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	well obviously olne can infer that since u people are arguing about this this list is bullshit and it's stupid to make a list of 5 ways to tu rn 'guys' on as if guys are like a particular species of plant like '5 ways to get great plum tomatoes' or somethin

12-08-2002, 01:25 PM	#13
Jesse Banned Location: birmingham, al Posts: 223	yep if everyone was the same, it wouldnt be any fun, would it. differences are what make the world go 'round