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01-15-2012, 02:17 PM | #121 |
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if i only could i'd make a deal with god and i'd get him to chop his wang off
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01-15-2012, 02:22 PM | #122 |
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sometimes i like to stay up all night to induce slight mania.
i haven't done it in a while but i legit couldn't sleep last night and I feel it a little. confessions are fun |
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01-15-2012, 04:41 PM | #123 |
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My brother is dating this chick that my mom hates with a passion.
I fished taht answer out of him a long time ago. Now I have something to blackmail him with |
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01-15-2012, 06:04 PM | #124 |
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01-15-2012, 06:17 PM | #125 |
Ownz
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I accidentally slammed my foot in the car door today.
FML |
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01-15-2012, 06:20 PM | #126 |
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why am i still awake
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01-15-2012, 06:21 PM | #127 |
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Sean you can't possibly underrate me that badly.
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01-15-2012, 07:51 PM | #128 |
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01-16-2012, 12:21 AM | #129 |
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01-16-2012, 12:25 AM | #130 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
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stripes is a cantankerous superstar
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01-16-2012, 12:41 AM | #131 |
Ownz
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I stuck a candy wrapper up my nose when I was little.
Haha confessions are hilarious |
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01-16-2012, 12:43 AM | #132 |
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"Haha" fuck you!!
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01-16-2012, 12:11 PM | #133 |
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i think i need to buy some chapstick for the first time in my life. boo
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01-16-2012, 12:12 PM | #134 |
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Now my mom thinks my puppy is autistic?
WTF mom... |
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01-16-2012, 12:42 PM | #135 |
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uhhhhhhhh what
get your mom some help, she seems sorta obsessed with this |
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01-16-2012, 12:43 PM | #136 |
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That's what I said...
Just because she's studying to be a therapist she thinks she can diagnose FREAKIN EVERYTHING |
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01-16-2012, 01:01 PM | #137 |
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I once masturbated in the backseat of a car during a road trip with a couple of friends.
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01-16-2012, 01:15 PM | #138 | |
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your mom diagnosed you with an ulcer (a serious thing) when you had heartburn. she thinks your dogs have mental illnesses. i hope to god she doesn't become a therapist and instead goes into research on mental illnesses in dogs. jesus christ. no offense |
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01-16-2012, 01:48 PM | #139 |
Consume my pants.
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I did not feel a instant love/bond with my daughter. It took about 4 months.
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01-16-2012, 02:11 PM | #140 |
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01-16-2012, 02:15 PM | #141 | |
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you think telling us about your personal relationship with chapstick constitutes a confession. You obsess over yourself and it gets all over my netphoria every god damn day. I hope to god you dont become a therapist, but you're going to be, and I feel sorry for your little pet projects that will serve as a further bolster for your own patchwork personality, as you try to jigsaw their problems into your opinions. |
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01-16-2012, 04:36 PM | #142 |
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My friend ate sugar cubes out of the trash...
Dunno if that's a confession, but it grossed me out |
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01-16-2012, 06:00 PM | #143 | |
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Don't be an ass, if I decide to be a therapist it will not be until I am healthy enough to be effective. It would be unethical otherwise. There is much more to the field of psychology than therapy. Thanks for putting down me as a person and not my ideas or specific posts. Last edited by reprise85 : 01-16-2012 at 06:06 PM. |
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01-16-2012, 08:27 PM | #144 |
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Over the next month, my relationship with my parents will be completely destroyed because they are not okay with my plan for the next phase of my life.
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01-16-2012, 08:30 PM | #145 |
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Does the next phase of your life have to do with the media arts or something
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01-16-2012, 08:44 PM | #146 |
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No they are upset that I want to leave Texas now that I have graduated. Chicago has been the plan for 6 years, but shit hit the fan today.
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01-16-2012, 08:58 PM | #147 | |
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Once I graduate and attend a four-year university where I live, I want to head out of state and finish up my college education there and live wherever I go. I'm debating between Boston and Seattle. San Diego would be nice too. My mom says she'll be supportive of me, but she is still upset that I'm planning to leave home for good. I've actually had this plan since middle school |
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01-16-2012, 09:14 PM | #148 |
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Where the fuck are the mods.
edit: Thank you for cleaning up that clusterfuck, whoever. Last edited by agenda suicide : 01-17-2012 at 02:57 AM. |
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01-16-2012, 09:15 PM | #149 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
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i am the board. bow 2 me.
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01-17-2012, 02:30 AM | #150 |
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family guy is funny
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