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12-06-2017, 06:48 PM | #1 |
Socialphobic
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itt post the best compliment you think you've ever received
"Are your teeth real?"
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12-06-2017, 07:16 PM | #2 |
dumb
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After asking this girl out, we still had a bit to walk to our cars. The conversation transitioned to school, and she told me she trusted me more than anyone else in the class to run a good broadcast. Meant a lot, because that's the only class I've been giving a shit about lately
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12-06-2017, 07:18 PM | #3 |
dumb
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also some scottish girl said i was handsome online one time
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12-06-2017, 07:29 PM | #4 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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In front of the YMCA this relatively youngish babe told me"hey I just want to tell you that YOU'RE HARE IS GORGEOUS."
I started grinning like a fool and I haven't stopped. |
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12-06-2017, 07:40 PM | #5 |
Braindead
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I was turned down by a lady at a night club, who then said I was very handsome and could probably go home with any girl I wanted in the club.
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12-06-2017, 08:11 PM | #6 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Once in korea I met a drunk esl teacher. She made out with me for a few moments on an elevator. Then she told me I didn't know how to kiss. Then she said "if I were more drunk you might be actually handsome". All the other teachers laughed. i went home and thought about emigrating to narnia.
true story. |
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12-06-2017, 08:15 PM | #7 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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12-06-2017, 08:16 PM | #8 |
Through Silver In Buds
Location: Centralia
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Low retweeted a link to one of my demos, apropos of nothing. I was shaking for like 3 hours after that.
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12-06-2017, 08:18 PM | #9 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
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Alright fellas, the sad sex thread is thatta way.
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12-06-2017, 08:21 PM | #10 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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SONIC JOHNNY DO YOU LIKE ALCEST
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12-06-2017, 08:37 PM | #11 |
Socialphobic
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You're the laziest person I've ever met. It's like you're royalty or something.
close second: I wanna inseminate you |
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12-06-2017, 08:52 PM | #12 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Are you talking to me?
She's talking about me right? |
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12-06-2017, 08:58 PM | #13 |
Braindead
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You have such great kindness and patience, I was told. A very good friend and mother. Aww
Another good one was that I turn everything philosophical and "hippy-dippy." I don't think that was meant as a compliment but I felt proud of it. |
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12-06-2017, 08:59 PM | #14 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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a few years back, i had only started to work at this new place, and one day i headed out to group lunch with a few managers and colleagues. we went to some joint, and everybody was placing their orders - they were all regulars there, as it was about a 5 minute walk from the office, and had good rapport with the guys there.
so i'm interacting with the guy at the counter, placing my order. i can't remember what i said, but it was nothing of significance. then he turned his head over to my boss, who was standing to my right, and said, "he's got a good vibe to him, the new one, eh?" it's hard to translate but he meant like, it feels like i've a good heart, or like it's very calming to interact with me or something to that effect. might be silly but i thought it was a big compliment from somebody who just met me, and it's still something i remember. it's kinda like the quality that makes animals come to you - i very much like the idea of having that. |
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12-06-2017, 08:59 PM | #15 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
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Oh and "your hair is cool!" compliment of the century, obviously
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12-06-2017, 09:02 PM | #16 |
Braindead
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"She can handle her liquor"
"She could roll that joint in a speeding car in the dark" And something something was "world class" Aw, my adorable past |
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12-06-2017, 09:07 PM | #17 | |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Quote:
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12-06-2017, 09:08 PM | #18 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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One time a customer at a restaurant I cooked at said the burger (or steak? I can't remember) I had made for him was "The best he had ever had in his life" and my kneejerk response was "bullshiiiiit."
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12-06-2017, 09:10 PM | #19 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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yeah well i don't get compliments so i have to hold on to some shit a guy at a shawarma stand told me 5 years ago
post ur teeth |
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12-06-2017, 09:13 PM | #20 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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12-06-2017, 09:18 PM | #21 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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your mom is the best hamburger i ever had
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12-06-2017, 09:18 PM | #22 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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Yeah, nothing beats a loose meat sandwich.
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12-06-2017, 09:19 PM | #23 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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12-06-2017, 09:27 PM | #24 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I FULLY SUPPORT THIS THREAD
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12-06-2017, 09:29 PM | #25 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
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12-06-2017, 09:31 PM | #26 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
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12-06-2017, 09:49 PM | #27 |
dumb
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12-06-2017, 09:52 PM | #28 | |
dumb
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everyone on this forum (that hasn't been banned) is super lovely. something about a 20 year old 90s alt rock board just...works, i guess |
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12-06-2017, 09:58 PM | #29 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Aw.
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12-06-2017, 10:01 PM | #30 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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"THAT'S THE LARGEST PUSTULE I'VE SEEN IN REAL LIFE."
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