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01-08-2017, 09:33 PM | #1 |
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Which Middle-Earth character are you?
First Age I'd go with Maeglin (traitor who can't get a babe)
Third Age I'd go with Grima (traitor who can't get a chick) I can't think of any traitors who can't get babes/chicks in the Second Age. |
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01-08-2017, 09:38 PM | #2 |
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I took a weird online test and got this result:
Your personality is a combination of: The Witch-king and Tom Bombadil |
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01-08-2017, 10:30 PM | #3 |
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You got: Ent
You are very chill. The absolute chillest. You’re contemplative, level-headed, and you’d rather not keep up with the fast pace of the modern world. You value your alone time, and it’s not that you’re antisocial per se, it’s just that you prefer the company of trees over people. |
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01-08-2017, 10:33 PM | #4 |
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Congratulations! You are...
Galadriel Many people look up to your beauty, power and wisdom. Perhaps this is what has made you proud. You have the ability to know the minds of others. http://lotrproject.com/quiz/images/Galadriel.png |
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01-08-2017, 10:35 PM | #5 |
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01-08-2017, 10:35 PM | #6 |
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i feel a lot better about myself now
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01-08-2017, 11:35 PM | #7 | |
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01-08-2017, 11:49 PM | #8 |
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Thats not very ent-like of a response
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01-08-2017, 11:52 PM | #9 |
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i don't know shit about middle earth but i took that same quiz and got that result qed
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01-08-2017, 11:55 PM | #10 |
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01-09-2017, 02:54 AM | #11 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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ent
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01-09-2017, 07:05 AM | #12 |
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01-09-2017, 07:10 AM | #13 |
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Also ent doesn't mean shit. you motherfuckers are cheating. treebeard or quickbeam yes. ent no.
also someone needs to remove crabshacka pernicious presence from this most divine thread of mine your welcome that rhymed. |
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01-09-2017, 07:35 AM | #14 |
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Right so back to poots' pathetic blunder, Minas Morgul is the "orcish" stronghold opposing Minas Tirith. Osilgiliath the old capital was laid waste betwixt them an urban battleground of fierce contention.
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01-09-2017, 07:37 AM | #15 |
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Also when you said you wanted to be like Denethor you meant that you wanted your mind to be warped by the Dark Lord.
Some of you are sadly oit of your element. I suspect Peter Jackson (may his beard breed maggots) is to blame. |
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01-09-2017, 10:32 AM | #16 |
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Does the Witch King have any discernible personality?
Tom Bombadil was like a happy-go-lucky nature lover. |
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01-09-2017, 11:19 AM | #17 |
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has anyone ever noticed how the dwarves are like mythical jewish people who live underground? this honestly just occurred to me recently
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01-09-2017, 12:01 PM | #18 |
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Tom Bombadil section in fellowship was scary as F to me as a kid, man
Don't mess with the Bombadil |
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01-09-2017, 12:14 PM | #19 |
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The Old Forest/Barrow Downs is definitely the scariest part of the book. When they get separated from each other in the fog and are ambushed by the Wight, that shit is terrifying. The horror aspect is like something out of a different book.
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01-09-2017, 12:28 PM | #20 |
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Yeah Frodo waking up in the barrow is tripcore.
the witchking figures in shit like the annals of arnor and gondor. not much of a character but his name alone not to mention his mount makes up for it. |
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01-09-2017, 12:31 PM | #21 |
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Interesting shit about dwarves and jews rbg. when i was in college i wrote a paper comparing the annals of gondor and arnor to chronicles and kings. lol it was weak but there's a northern and a southern kingdom a menace from the east the northern kingdom gets wiped out first etc
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01-09-2017, 12:33 PM | #22 |
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The appendix to the return of the king is better than lotr tbh. the war of the dwarves and orcs is fucking SENESENT.
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01-09-2017, 01:14 PM | #23 | |
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it's kind of interesting to analyze him through the kind of critical lenses that never would have occurred to me when I was actually into reading him over and over. I would like to reread LOTR to see how it seems at this point in my life. I last read it about nine years ago, but who has time to keep rereading the same books? |
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01-09-2017, 01:30 PM | #24 |
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LOTR is always taught in terms of how it manages conflict. It's a book about wars.
I'm a hobbit according to buzzfeed so let's say I'm Gormadoc "Deepdelver" Brandybuck. |
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01-09-2017, 01:46 PM | #25 |
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I don't think it's taken very seriously from a critical standpoint at all. the only place LOTR might be taught in the English program I graduated from was comparative fantasy lit or something
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01-09-2017, 01:54 PM | #26 |
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Definitely not as critically analyzed as the "greatest" works of English literature ever written, to which it surely does not compare. But it's absolutely worthy of discussion. *puffs pipe*
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01-09-2017, 02:30 PM | #27 |
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LOTR bridges highbrow lit and pop lit in a way that makes academics uncomfortable I think. They can do Chaucer and they can do Neil fucking Gaiman but somehow when those worlds aren't clearly separated it's a problem
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01-09-2017, 05:55 PM | #28 |
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01-09-2017, 05:56 PM | #29 |
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01-09-2017, 06:03 PM | #30 |
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Agreed. I wish Guillermo del Toro had directed those films as it was originally planned.
Also, it really didn't have to be a whole other trilogy. |
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