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FlamingGlobes · 12-12-2019, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

yes, you're great! high five!

yo soy el mejor · 12-12-2019, 08:24 AM

bill withers is dead, ya l'il jerk!

FlamingGlobes · 12-12-2019, 08:26 AM

Confirmed itt: yo soy also poops before work.

FlamingGlobes · 12-12-2019, 08:26 AM

yo soy el mejor · 12-12-2019, 08:29 AM

yo soy el mejor · 12-12-2019, 08:31 AM

speaking of commodes....

Disco King · 12-12-2019, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Confirmed itt: yo soy also poops before work.

My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That's why I shit on company time

What what

Elphenor · 12-12-2019, 11:17 AM

I should have been in a position where the A was solid but with the whole day in the slammer in Austin and all I missed a quiz earlier in the semester that I couldn't make up

Elphenor · 12-12-2019, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King

My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That's why I shit on company time

What what

everytime I hear this I die a little inside

FoolofaTook · 12-12-2019, 11:42 AM

wait why did you go to jail?

FlamingGlobes · 12-12-2019, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I should have been in a position where the A was solid

Try the Squatty Potty next time.

Elphenor · 12-13-2019, 08:20 PM

it was rounded up

maintain my 4.0

math was my weakest subject and I did it whoo!

that's the last math class I'll ever have to take

FoolofaTook · 12-13-2019, 08:51 PM

sweet. turned out even better than i thought.

FlamingGlobes · 12-14-2019, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

sweet. turned out even better than i thought.

So you tried the Squatty Potty?

FoolofaTook · 12-14-2019, 09:51 AM

Tried? Fool, all I do is squat and potty.

FlamingGlobes · 12-14-2019, 10:27 AM

*squat and pott

FlamingGlobes · 12-14-2019, 10:28 AM

*squat and poot

topleybird · 12-19-2019, 05:18 PM

The Maya she's standing with is a woman who made transphobic remarks online and got fired from her job because of it, then whipped up some media frenzy/crowdsourced money about it, and has just lost her case against her former employers in court

Rowling's long been suspected of being a TERF, as she follows several of them and has tweeted some of their less controversial remarks, but she's always dodged the question when asked directly about her beliefs

I don't know exactly what's "not a drill" but it may have something to do with the trans cabal's plan to molest one million children in public bathrooms on Christmas

Eulogy · 12-19-2019, 08:06 PM

Such a weird hill to die on.

Anyway

Does anyone know anything about ransomware

FlamingGlobes · 12-19-2019, 11:36 PM

No. Is it a Harry Potter spinoff?

FlamingGlobes · 12-19-2019, 11:37 PM

Harry Potter and the Curse of the P2P Pornhub Shadow Ring

yo soy el mejor · 12-20-2019, 02:19 PM

check out that weird hill!

vixnix · 12-20-2019, 02:39 PM

Would be great if instead of this stuff women expressed beliefs about how things like unaffordable sanitary supplies to manage menstruation, and the large bulk of unpaid caring being done by women, contribute to intersectional poverty but whatever what do I know. Maybe JK Rowling has used her platform to talk about that too, and I just haven’t noticed the waves of response rippling through my echo chamber yet

vixnix · 12-20-2019, 02:40 PM

I just love it when people care about the real issues that affect the billions of women in the world, like whether or not they are in fact women. A++ effort, rich girls in the developed world. Keep up the good work

Eulogy · 12-20-2019, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

Such a weird hill to die on.

Anyway

Does anyone know anything about ransomware

No but really does anyone

Ram27 · 12-20-2019, 09:37 PM

I played the most perfect Jellybelly tonight except for the part where I dropped like 4 sticks and like...couldn't syncopate singles so there were just weird flam things inside the rolls

I say perfect in that I could tell that I'd warmed up enough and felt comfortable playing the fast stuff at tempo to the point where if I didn't fuck up basic shit I would've played it great

fuk

FoolofaTook · 12-20-2019, 11:45 PM

hmm...

how perfect could it be if the cops weren't involved?

yo soy el mejor · 12-22-2019, 03:05 AM

I took a restorative justice class inside of a prison as a part of an "inside-out" program. and on our last day, which was a ceremony, an inside student named alan shared a poem with the class he had written while taking it. someone today was just able to share it again via email and i thought it was worth sharing, too, since they aren't heard by a lot of people. i'd also recommend reading an essay called "prison is not just a place". i only found it on google books, which i can't copy.:

I was told to take a deep breath
To settle what’s within

So I’ll inhale my blessings and exhale my sins

It’s this big ongoing thing
A war between black and white

Hating someone because of their skin color
just isn’t how I live my life

We need to figure out solutions
To evil’s overpowering pollution

I need to alert the masses to join the fight to be brave

Before they’re slaughtered on site
And end up in massive graves

Black and Brown boys captured
Thrown in the pits of these open tombs

Confusion exploding in their heads like
the sounds of a loud boom

Heart racing, panic attacks, breathing unsteady
striped from the world prematurely
he wasn’t ready

Falsely accused, mentally and physically abused
thrown in in jail without the option to refuse

Put me on the stand allow me to speak up for my life

How does one defend a designed injustice
when being wronged is the new right

Poverty, confusion, violence and abuse
Hope is like dreams in my head it has no real use

Reality can be so harsh that I’d rather stay sleep
Because at least when I dream
I’m not within the belly of the best

What’s the reason for this madness
Children dying in the streets is an
Overwhelming sadness

They put us on the terror list
Profiling us to the extreme
Calling us terrorists

Sometimes it can be too much to bear
Struggling with life with no room for error

This pain flows through my blood
And panic attacks me trying to overcome what was

Can somebody breathe for me cause it’s
hard to take a breath

I’m trying to be strong during these times
but I feel as if I don’t have any strength left

reprise85 · 12-22-2019, 11:35 AM

that's a really cool poem

buzzard · 12-22-2019, 05:53 PM

He forgot the part about there being strangers, unfamiliar folk and potential future acquaintances in the crowd/group/etc.

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12-12-2019, 08:24 AM	#1652
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	bill withers is dead, ya l'il jerk!

12-12-2019, 08:26 AM	#1653
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Confirmed itt: yo soy also poops before work.

12-12-2019, 08:26 AM	#1654
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679

12-12-2019, 08:29 AM	#1655
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548

12-12-2019, 08:31 AM	#1656
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	speaking of commodes....

12-12-2019, 11:17 AM	#1658
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	I should have been in a position where the A was solid but with the whole day in the slammer in Austin and all I missed a quiz earlier in the semester that I couldn't make up

12-12-2019, 11:42 AM	#1660
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	wait why did you go to jail?

12-13-2019, 08:20 PM	#1662
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	it was rounded up maintain my 4.0 math was my weakest subject and I did it whoo! that's the last math class I'll ever have to take

12-13-2019, 08:51 PM	#1663
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	sweet. turned out even better than i thought.

12-14-2019, 09:51 AM	#1665
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	Tried? Fool, all I do is squat and potty.

12-14-2019, 10:27 AM	#1666
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	*squat and pott

12-14-2019, 10:28 AM	#1667
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	*squat and poot

12-19-2019, 05:18 PM	#1668
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 6,567	The Maya she's standing with is a woman who made transphobic remarks online and got fired from her job because of it, then whipped up some media frenzy/crowdsourced money about it, and has just lost her case against her former employers in court Rowling's long been suspected of being a TERF, as she follows several of them and has tweeted some of their less controversial remarks, but she's always dodged the question when asked directly about her beliefs I don't know exactly what's "not a drill" but it may have something to do with the trans cabal's plan to molest one million children in public bathrooms on Christmas

12-19-2019, 08:06 PM	#1669
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,456	Such a weird hill to die on. Anyway Does anyone know anything about ransomware

12-19-2019, 11:36 PM	#1670
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	No. Is it a Harry Potter spinoff?

12-19-2019, 11:37 PM	#1671
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Harry Potter and the Curse of the P2P Pornhub Shadow Ring

12-20-2019, 02:19 PM	#1672
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	check out that weird hill!

12-20-2019, 02:39 PM	#1673
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,467	Would be great if instead of this stuff women expressed beliefs about how things like unaffordable sanitary supplies to manage menstruation, and the large bulk of unpaid caring being done by women, contribute to intersectional poverty but whatever what do I know. Maybe JK Rowling has used her platform to talk about that too, and I just haven’t noticed the waves of response rippling through my echo chamber yet

12-20-2019, 02:40 PM	#1674
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,467	I just love it when people care about the real issues that affect the billions of women in the world, like whether or not they are in fact women. A++ effort, rich girls in the developed world. Keep up the good work

12-20-2019, 09:37 PM	#1676
Ram27 dumb Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds Posts: 11,365	I played the most perfect Jellybelly tonight except for the part where I dropped like 4 sticks and like...couldn't syncopate singles so there were just weird flam things inside the rolls I say perfect in that I could tell that I'd warmed up enough and felt comfortable playing the fast stuff at tempo to the point where if I didn't fuck up basic shit I would've played it great fuk

12-20-2019, 11:45 PM	#1677
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,216	hmm... how perfect could it be if the cops weren't involved?

12-22-2019, 03:05 AM	#1678
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	I took a restorative justice class inside of a prison as a part of an "inside-out" program. and on our last day, which was a ceremony, an inside student named alan shared a poem with the class he had written while taking it. someone today was just able to share it again via email and i thought it was worth sharing, too, since they aren't heard by a lot of people. i'd also recommend reading an essay called "prison is not just a place". i only found it on google books, which i can't copy.: I was told to take a deep breath To settle what’s within So I’ll inhale my blessings and exhale my sins It’s this big ongoing thing A war between black and white Hating someone because of their skin color just isn’t how I live my life We need to figure out solutions To evil’s overpowering pollution I need to alert the masses to join the fight to be brave Before they’re slaughtered on site And end up in massive graves Black and Brown boys captured Thrown in the pits of these open tombs Confusion exploding in their heads like the sounds of a loud boom Heart racing, panic attacks, breathing unsteady striped from the world prematurely he wasn’t ready Falsely accused, mentally and physically abused thrown in in jail without the option to refuse Put me on the stand allow me to speak up for my life How does one defend a designed injustice when being wronged is the new right Poverty, confusion, violence and abuse Hope is like dreams in my head it has no real use Reality can be so harsh that I’d rather stay sleep Because at least when I dream I’m not within the belly of the best What’s the reason for this madness Children dying in the streets is an Overwhelming sadness They put us on the terror list Profiling us to the extreme Calling us terrorists Sometimes it can be too much to bear Struggling with life with no room for error This pain flows through my blood And panic attacks me trying to overcome what was Can somebody breathe for me cause it’s hard to take a breath I’m trying to be strong during these times but I feel as if I don’t have any strength left

12-22-2019, 11:35 AM	#1679
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	that's a really cool poem

12-22-2019, 05:53 PM	#1680
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	He forgot the part about there being strangers, unfamiliar folk and potential future acquaintances in the crowd/group/etc.