My "friends" just got caught dousing this guy's car in brake fluid

redbreegull · 12-20-2008, 04:17 AM

These 2 guys that I sometimes associate myself with out of boredom or loneliness are on a vendetta against this other guy we went to high school with. It all started when he got pissy about who could ride in his car at Beach Week in senior year. He stranded someone or something, I can't remember for sure.

Anyway tonight my two "buddies" decide to pour bake fluid on his car to teach him a lesson (even though it has been almost 2 years since the quarrel). They drove by his house a few times to make sure the coast was clear and then they parked. They snuck up to his SUV and proceeded to pour the brake fluid all over the side of it. And then, it turns out....

MOTHERFUCKER WAS SITTING IN HIS FUCKING CAR.

So he jumps out and is all like, "What the fuck is going on?"

My friends are scared shitless and make up some story on the spot about a liquid stink bomb. They encourage their victim to pour water on the car immediately and leave. They then go to CVS and buy 5 jugs of water and some soap. They return to the scene of the crime to wash the car, but it is gone. They text the guy they attacked and tell him he seriously needs to wash his car ASAP or it will start to, er... smell exponentially worse. He simply texts back, "what did you put on my car".

This guy is pretty stupid and probably won't wash his car. So by tomorrow I guess he will be filing a police report. And my sometimes friends are fucked to hell.

Shallowed · 12-20-2008, 04:20 AM

How imperceptive can you get?

redbreegull · 12-20-2008, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet

How imperceptive can you get?

lol, they called me on the verge of tears after it happened. They say it was dark and foggy and they "just didn't see him".

Shallowed · 12-20-2008, 04:23 AM

http://forums.netphoria.org/general-...rs-thread.html

redbreegull · 12-20-2008, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet

http://forums.netphoria.org/general-...rs-thread.html

Man, that is totally different. I think I was a few hundred yards away when the mystery person branded my car with the moose. They crept RIGHT UP on this guy's car and did not see him inside until they started pouring the shit all over it.

Shallowed · 12-20-2008, 04:28 AM

But did it actually happen??

redbreegull · 12-20-2008, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet

But did it actually happen??

Haha, yeah the moose magnet thing did actually happen. I wish I knew where it had gone.

JokeyLoki · 12-20-2008, 12:06 PM

Your friends are fucked. I'm surprised the guy didn't beat their asses right there.

hnibos · 12-20-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JokeyLoki

Your friends are fucked. I'm surprised the guy didn't beat their asses right there.

well it would have been 2 against 1

mxzombie · 12-20-2008, 12:16 PM

apparently redbreegull's "friends" are big pussies though

ravenguy2000 · 12-20-2008, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by mxzombie

apparently redbreegull's "friends" are big pussies though

birds of a feather

murgle · 12-20-2008, 02:06 PM

What does brake fluid do to a car? Does it strip the paint off or something?

carapatricia · 12-20-2008, 02:34 PM

wait, were you the person who wrote a thread about 'how to get back at this guy' and we all discussed ways to fuck up his car? who gets credit for the brake fluid.

neopryn · 12-20-2008, 06:31 PM

you're such a little shit

D. · 12-20-2008, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by carapatricia

wait, were you the person who wrote a thread about 'how to get back at this guy' and we all discussed ways to fuck up his car? who gets credit for the brake fluid.

i think that was 28if, the guy whose ex-girlfriend fucked his best friend and sobbed to him that his friend made her do it or something.

wHATcOLOR · 12-20-2008, 09:26 PM

/\ true: http://forums.netphoria.org/general-...-guys-car.html

Trotskilicious · 12-20-2008, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

/\ true: http://forums.netphoria.org/general-...-guys-car.html

Wow a classic thread.

Gish08 · 12-21-2008, 12:37 AM

seems like you have shitty friends

threetwooneZERO · 12-21-2008, 02:55 PM

We need an update here.

redbreegull · 12-21-2008, 04:26 PM

The guy who's car they attacked lives right near me so I drove by yesterday and there doesn't appear to be any damage. I guess the fucker actually listened and cleaned the car right away.

Yes Murgle, brake fluid strips paint off a car.

Eulogy · 12-21-2008, 06:59 PM

your friends sound like they suck.

ammy · 12-21-2008, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by redbreegull

The guy who's car they attacked lives right near me so I drove by yesterday and there doesn't appear to be any damage. I guess the fucker actually listened and cleaned the car right away.

Yes Murgle, brake fluid strips paint off a car.

unless they're retards and used the wrong kind of brake fluid

redbreegull · 12-22-2008, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ammy

unless they're retards and used the wrong kind of brake fluid

I thought all brake fluid was very toxic and corrosive to paint?

ammy · 12-22-2008, 01:23 PM

there's silicon based brake fluid that won't mess up the paint or not as bad, I believe.

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-22-2008, 01:33 PM

your friends sound like obama supporters.

Ol' Couch Ass · 12-22-2008, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by hnibos

well it would have been 2 against 1

True, but only a coward would pull shit like this and cowards can be easily defeated despite the 2 on 1 advantage. Hey OP your friends are fucking cowards.

redbreegull · 12-23-2008, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

your friends sound like obama supporters.

you sound like a fucking douchefag

fluxequalsrad · 12-23-2008, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ammy

there's silicon based brake fluid that won't mess up the paint or not as bad, I believe.

Any fluid that goes into a car that ends up on the interior is not going to be good.

12-20-2008, 04:17 AM	#1
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,753	My "friends" just got caught dousing this guy's car in brake fluid These 2 guys that I sometimes associate myself with out of boredom or loneliness are on a vendetta against this other guy we went to high school with. It all started when he got pissy about who could ride in his car at Beach Week in senior year. He stranded someone or something, I can't remember for sure. Anyway tonight my two "buddies" decide to pour bake fluid on his car to teach him a lesson (even though it has been almost 2 years since the quarrel). They drove by his house a few times to make sure the coast was clear and then they parked. They snuck up to his SUV and proceeded to pour the brake fluid all over the side of it. And then, it turns out.... MOTHERFUCKER WAS SITTING IN HIS FUCKING CAR. So he jumps out and is all like, "What the fuck is going on?" My friends are scared shitless and make up some story on the spot about a liquid stink bomb. They encourage their victim to pour water on the car immediately and leave. They then go to CVS and buy 5 jugs of water and some soap. They return to the scene of the crime to wash the car, but it is gone. They text the guy they attacked and tell him he seriously needs to wash his car ASAP or it will start to, er... smell exponentially worse. He simply texts back, "what did you put on my car". This guy is pretty stupid and probably won't wash his car. So by tomorrow I guess he will be filing a police report. And my sometimes friends are fucked to hell.

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12-20-2008, 04:20 AM	#2
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	How imperceptive can you get?

12-20-2008, 04:23 AM	#4
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	http://forums.netphoria.org/general-...rs-thread.html

12-20-2008, 04:28 AM	#6
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	But did it actually happen??

12-20-2008, 12:06 PM	#8
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,305	Your friends are fucked. I'm surprised the guy didn't beat their asses right there.

12-20-2008, 12:16 PM	#10
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,724	apparently redbreegull's "friends" are big pussies though

12-20-2008, 02:06 PM	#12
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,258	What does brake fluid do to a car? Does it strip the paint off or something?

12-20-2008, 02:34 PM	#13
carapatricia Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,316	wait, were you the person who wrote a thread about 'how to get back at this guy' and we all discussed ways to fuck up his car? who gets credit for the brake fluid.

12-20-2008, 06:31 PM	#14
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,847	you're such a little shit

12-20-2008, 09:26 PM	#16
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,246	/\ true: http://forums.netphoria.org/general-...-guys-car.html

12-21-2008, 12:37 AM	#18
Gish08 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,559	seems like you have shitty friends

12-21-2008, 02:55 PM	#19
threetwooneZERO Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,894	We need an update here.

12-21-2008, 04:26 PM	#20
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,753	The guy who's car they attacked lives right near me so I drove by yesterday and there doesn't appear to be any damage. I guess the fucker actually listened and cleaned the car right away. Yes Murgle, brake fluid strips paint off a car.

12-21-2008, 06:59 PM	#21
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,456	your friends sound like they suck.

12-22-2008, 01:23 PM	#24
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	there's silicon based brake fluid that won't mess up the paint or not as bad, I believe.

12-22-2008, 01:33 PM	#25
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,420	your friends sound like obama supporters.