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Old 02-18-2010, 12:31 AM   #1
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The Pumpkin's drummer quits & we get stuck with a 19 year old that wears american eagle shirts.

Avenged Sevenfold's drummer DIES and they get one of the handful of drummers better than are old drummer.

WTF is wrong with this picture?

http://www.pearldrummersforum.com/at...1&d=1096572547

 
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Old 02-18-2010, 12:49 AM   #2
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WTF is wrong with this picture?

He has too many drums/cymbals?

 
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Old 02-18-2010, 12:52 AM   #3
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wait, mike portnoy is drumming for avenged sevenfold?

 
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Old 02-18-2010, 01:19 AM   #4
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why does he have two drum stools?

 
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Old 02-18-2010, 01:21 AM   #5
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because he can.

 
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Old 02-18-2010, 01:33 AM   #6
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One for each cheek.

 
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Old 02-18-2010, 02:25 AM   #7
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avenged probably has a bigger budget that can afford them an actual pro.

 
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Old 02-18-2010, 10:20 AM   #8
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wait, mike portnoy is drumming for avenged sevenfold?
Link please...

 
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Old 02-18-2010, 07:09 PM   #9
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Link please...
Google.com

 
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Old 02-18-2010, 07:34 PM   #10
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Old 02-19-2010, 01:31 AM   #11
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I would sooner have my penis chafed on a white-hot grindstone than have that boring, self-indulgent, talentless prat shitting all over Jimmy's supremely tasteful drum parts.

Fuck. Mike. Portnoy.

 
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Old 02-19-2010, 01:55 AM   #12
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i don't like portnoy's drumming. he sounds like a shit drum machine from the 80s.
wait, what?

Phil Collins, yes, but portnoy?

 
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Old 02-19-2010, 01:56 AM   #13
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I would sooner have my penis chafed on a white-hot grindstone than have that boring, self-indulgent, talentless prat shitting all over Jimmy's supremely tasteful drum parts.

Fuck. Mike. Portnoy.
as far as I know, Portnoy's still in the band that made him 'famous'.

 
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Old 02-19-2010, 02:00 AM   #14
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doesn't change the fact that the guy is a shitty drummer.

 
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Old 02-19-2010, 02:07 AM   #15
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I would sooner have my penis chafed on a white-hot grindstone than have that boring, self-indulgent, talentless prat shitting all over Jimmy's supremely tasteful drum parts.

Fuck. Mike. Portnoy.
I can't imagine what kind of self mutilation goes on when Byrne hits the kit.

 
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Old 02-19-2010, 12:23 PM   #16
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I wouldn't call Portnoy shitty or talentless. Ever.

He is absolutely incredible. You may not like his style, but it's ridiculous to pretend he isn't a phenomenal drummer.

 
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Old 02-19-2010, 12:34 PM   #17
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Yeah, his style fits to the solo-wanking theme in Dream Theater, their live DVDs are mindblowingly incredible.
But his other work... Meh.

 
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