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Old 01-01-2018, 01:24 PM   #1
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Lightbulb What does your BO smell like?

Sawdust. I keep thinking I'm passing a sawmill but it's just my pits.

 
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Old 01-01-2018, 01:35 PM   #2
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Old 01-01-2018, 01:37 PM   #3
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Old 01-01-2018, 04:04 PM   #4
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Old 01-01-2018, 06:08 PM   #5
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Like a rainbow on my good days
Like a frog on my bad.

 
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Old 01-01-2018, 08:52 PM   #6
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i find that a lot of people's sweat smells like onions

i guess i do too, but i'm fortunate to sweat very mildly so i almost never smell

 
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Old 01-01-2018, 09:09 PM   #7
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Old 01-01-2018, 09:18 PM   #8
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Old 01-01-2018, 09:53 PM   #9
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Old 01-02-2018, 12:09 AM   #10
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Meat pie / vinegar

 
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Old 01-03-2018, 01:58 PM   #11
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Old 01-03-2018, 02:26 PM   #12
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If only there was a way to make people feel smells through the internetz

 
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Old 01-03-2018, 04:12 PM   #13
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They're working on it, believe me.

Dade is stocking up on beans.

 
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Old 01-03-2018, 04:19 PM   #14
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If only you could feel smells in general

 
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Old 01-03-2018, 05:04 PM   #15
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Damn portuguese thinking brain.

 
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Old 01-03-2018, 11:48 PM   #16
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My bo has changed a lot since i started hormones. It used to be what I would describe as typical guy smell. Now unless I work out it's barely noticeable. i stopped using anti perspirant.

my sense of smell is also much more sensitive than it used to be. I notice things like other peoples' bo, calogne, perfume, etc. even when it's very subtle. I never used to.

also, men stink

 
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Old 01-04-2018, 12:05 AM   #17
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one of the worst smells to me is when people are sort of lazy with their laundry.

If you never run them through a hot or very warm wash, and never tumble try or line dry in the sun and wind, there's this kind of musty smell that develops. Single men seem to be the worst offenders with this. I had to teach my husband that yes, you have to smell laundry when the cycle is finished, and if there is an unpleasant odor of any kind, you have to run it for another cycle, probably a few degrees warmer than you used the last time. He's getting better, after me losing it with him endless times over the years. If you go ahead and dry laundry that has that smell, then when you wear the clothes you can smell it all day long and it gives me a headache and makes me nauseous. It happens a lot when people dry laundry inside on racks, and never tumble dry or line dry outside where there is strong sunshine or a good breeze, or preferably, both.

In the tropics it is stifling because people are forever steaming through their clothes and so the smell of your clothes and your body are in everyone's face. If you don't shower and apply deodorant before you go out, and wear well laundered clothes, you are really doing a fucking disservice to everyone

 
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Old 01-05-2018, 04:12 AM   #18
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There was a guy in college that every single one of his shirts had that weird smell to them.
It was unbearable to stand next to him more than a few minutes.

 
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Old 01-05-2018, 06:17 AM   #19
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Old 01-05-2018, 06:48 AM   #20
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There was a guy in college that every single one of his shirts had that weird smell to them.
It was unbearable to stand next to him more than a few minutes.
so glad I am not the only one who can't stand that smell.

 
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Old 01-05-2018, 07:28 AM   #21
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the key is to use the right amount of Axe body spray

 
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Old 01-05-2018, 07:33 AM   #22
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i don't understang how people don't notice that their clothing is not clean

 
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Old 01-05-2018, 08:19 AM   #23
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Old 01-05-2018, 08:20 AM   #24
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Old 01-05-2018, 08:20 AM   #25
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we know that's why fuzzy stinks

 
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Old 01-05-2018, 08:41 AM   #26
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Sometimes guys who you would expect to smell really bad, are totally fine.

I had a friend like that. Lived like a total slob, single guy, but actually pretty clean in terms of showering and laundering his clothes. It kinda stood out.

He came to stay at my student flat, when one of my flatmates was away, so he slept in her room. I was really worried, having seen his room previously, that he would totally beshitten my flatmate's room.

But he actually showered a lot and washed his clothes well and was really clean. Humans are very surprising.

 
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Old 01-05-2018, 10:13 AM   #27
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I feel bad for the kids whose parents smoke cigarettes so they always reek but it isn't their fault

 
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Old 01-06-2018, 05:11 AM   #28
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At a point I started yelling against my mom smoking near me. It must've been super annoying for her.
But I couldn't deal with cigarette smoke near me.
And later on kissing smokers was just the grossest thing imaginable.

 
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Old 01-06-2018, 05:33 AM   #29
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i'm sure you can imagine worse things.

 
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Old 01-06-2018, 06:25 AM   #30
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By now, yes!

 
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