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Old 01-15-2018, 05:51 PM   #5641
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Have you ever had an egg that was fried in butter on cast iron?

There's no disliking that.

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 06:21 PM   #5642
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every weekend

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 06:52 PM   #5643
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I got a new job in Washington DC!!

I'm scared and excited and can't fucking believe it.

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 06:58 PM   #5644
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Your presidency will be a history first.

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 07:09 PM   #5645
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First order of business is stopping shithole boarders

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 07:30 PM   #5646
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With a wall?

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 07:36 PM   #5647
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are there any netpho boarders in DC?

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 07:41 PM   #5648
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Isn't the breeg in that general area?

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 08:04 PM   #5649
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Eggs are fantastic.
Hard-boiled quail eggs are prob my fave.

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 08:17 PM   #5650
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ok i will tell this information to my friend thank you?

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 08:23 PM   #5651
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Please do, and tell them you have to add just a pinch of salt to make the taste really pop.

This is very important.

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 09:08 PM   #5652
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The artist formerly known as Scottie

Good luck

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 10:44 PM   #5653
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my Dad just told me he's getting another divorce

it's a weirdly amicable split, but it sounds more her wanting than his

had some beers with him tonight and let him know I'm here for him

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 10:50 PM   #5654
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Sorry to hear that man. My thoughts go out to your pops

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 11:31 PM   #5655
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Have you ever had an egg that was fried in butter on cast iron?

There's no disliking that.
i lived in the South for 17 years, 5 of those in the Deep South (lol), so, yes i've had one and yes, there is disliking that. i also dislike bacon, steak, fried chicken, white and brown gravy, onions, whipped cream, sausage, pepper, all hot cereal, brussel sprouts, oysters, clams, mussels, condiments, and mayonnaise, to name just a few common things. i just want to prevent my daughter from being afraid to try exotic food, somehow. so odds are i'll have to cook up things i don't like or she'll be accustomed to eating only fruit, most veggies, yogurt, cheese, and carbs like i am. there are worse diets health-wise but it's bland and boring. i hate shopping because i never know what new things to buy.


in other food news, said daughter ate rice cereal out of a spoon today. she seemed to like that A LOT more than her bottle. she's only 5 months old though so she still has to get most of her nutrition from the bottle since she can only sit up with assistance and has no teeth yet. i think she might be about to get some teeth, though. that would explain a lot of her behavior over the past few days, lil grouchy thing. she was so pleased with herself after eating the "solid" food though. dat baby smile

 
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Old 01-15-2018, 11:34 PM   #5656
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and yaaaaaaaaaaaay for the job!!!! i was born in DC but i'm in the other Washington now so about as far as you can get. i'm sure you've been there before but if you haven't it has a shitload to see.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 01:42 AM   #5657
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Things from your list I wouldn't want to live without:
- fried eggs
- bacon
- steak
- fried chicken
- gravy
- onions
- pepper
- Brussels sprouts (roasted amongst bacon, oil and maple syrup)
- clams
- mussels
- condiments
- mayonnaise (because this includes what is popularly marketed as garlic aioli and that'll elevate a side of chips like nobody's business)

Things from your list I'd happily live without:
- whipped cream
- sausage meat / sausages (whichever you meant and also both)
- oysters

Things from your list I do not understand and cannot picture:
- hot cereal

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 01:46 AM   #5658
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hot cereal includes oatmeal, cream of wheat, grits, porridge, etc and i don't understand the difference between sausage and its meat but i don't think i like either one

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 01:49 AM   #5659
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what's sad is there is so much more on that list T_T

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 01:52 AM   #5660
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I've always thought of sausage meat as the specific variety of carnal sludge that one might find in a Scotch egg.

Sausages, on the other hand, exist on a spectrum that ranges from horrifying to surprisingly okay.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 02:46 AM   #5661
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Your presidency will be a history first.
oh sweet baby jesus no.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 04:14 AM   #5662
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Whipped cream is so good and useful and versatile...

As food

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 07:59 AM   #5663
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Sorry to hear that man. My thoughts go out to your pops
shut the fuck up you fucking cunt

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 08:42 AM   #5664
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are there any netpho boarders in DC?
in fact, our good friend Kimono Sharter is from that city, it seems

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 10:53 AM   #5665
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looking forward to getting to know dc

one glass of wine at a time

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 10:54 AM   #5666
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in fact, our good friend Kimono Sharter is from that city, it seems
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Old 01-16-2018, 11:13 AM   #5667
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Old 01-16-2018, 11:29 AM   #5668
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I've always thought of sausage meat as the specific variety of carnal sludge that one might find in a Scotch egg.

Sausages, on the other hand, exist on a spectrum that ranges from horrifying to surprisingly okay.
I've never had a Scotch egg but now I know I DEFINITELY don't want one

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 04:55 PM   #5669
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side note: do not image search "egg tubes"

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:13 PM   #5670
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