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10-14-2019, 05:26 PM | #1 |
Janis Jopleybird
Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop.
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Rad things to shout while whipping ass
Check out this cool thing I thought of to say in a fight
Okay so let's say you're getting into it with a guy at a bar, just swinging wildly, fists to the face, of course you're winning, and the guy's friend comes up to support him You picturing this? So you say, get this, this is what you say, "Hey man, you wanna go halfsies with your friend on this knuckle sandwich?" If you got the inflection right I bet they'd both take off with their tails between their legs What are other good things to say while delivering an ass-beating You can pretend you've ever been in a fight and actually said it or not, it's all cool |
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10-15-2019, 12:03 AM | #2 |
Braindead
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10-15-2019, 07:40 AM | #3 |
Immortal
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Try it out and let us know how it works mr bird
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10-15-2019, 08:41 AM | #4 |
Brazilian Blouselord
Location: heavy metal pool party
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What’s the setup? Like just a bar room brawl/beatdown? Or do we get to create our own scenarios, and then deliver our line?
Sort of seems like cheating if you get to do both. |
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10-15-2019, 10:25 AM | #5 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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definitely cool, i like it.
if they don't run away like we hope, right before you deliver the blow you could try something like, "ok, coming right up then... with extra mustard!!" *punch* |
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10-15-2019, 10:43 AM | #6 |
Socialphobic
Location: Your god damn living room
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"Hey guys, can't we just put our differences aside & be friends?"
works every time! |
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10-15-2019, 11:15 AM | #7 | |
Janis Jopleybird
Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop.
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This was largely inspired by action movies where the hero delivers a corny line upon defeating/killing the enemy, so I'm fine with whatever unlikely situation you want to imagine |
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10-15-2019, 12:06 PM | #8 |
Minion of Satan
Location: the institute
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I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
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10-15-2019, 09:30 PM | #9 |
Boardcaster
Location: reporting live
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“Hey if you’re tired of losing this fight, let’s just roshambo for it instead and l’ll go first.”
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10-15-2019, 10:15 PM | #10 |
Boardcaster
Location: reporting live
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“Winamp really whips the llama’s ass, but you’re going to wish you were that llama by the time I’m through with you!”
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10-15-2019, 11:33 PM | #11 |
Minion of Satan
Location: the institute
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I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
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10-15-2019, 11:33 PM | #12 |
Minion of Satan
Location: the institute
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I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
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10-15-2019, 11:41 PM | #13 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: AA meetings
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this is the great pagoda (slaps ass) of fun
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10-16-2019, 05:43 AM | #14 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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Can somebody explain okcupid to me?
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10-16-2019, 05:44 AM | #15 |
real estate cowboy
Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby
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10-16-2019, 05:28 PM | #16 |
Braindead
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I hope whoever assassinates Donald Trump says to him, just before delivering the killing blow,
"Hey, Donald. You're fired." |
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11-19-2019, 01:59 PM | #17 | |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
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Instead, let him die in prison choking on the biggest brownest boner that can be found! But yeah, “you’re fired” would be cool, during or near the end of the special throatfuck |
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