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02-02-2002, 07:03 PM | #31 |
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rare moment of advice from melancholia:
if she's a virgin, make sure to go with a good sense of humor, because mentally, you know what to do, but physically, you don't... so you're going to spend about 15 minutes trying to figure it out. those 15 minutes can be either the funniest, or most humiliating moments of your entire life... especially when you think to yourself, one of the following: "where the fuck is the hole?", "this looks so easy on TV", and "man, if i had this on video, i'd kill myself" make sure that you go for round two later on... it really redeems your self esteem...and most importantly, it's not going to be perfect, don't expect it to be... sometimes laughter in the bedroom is better than anything. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif good luck there, big boy. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif *jenn* |
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02-02-2002, 07:05 PM | #32 | |
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02-02-2002, 07:06 PM | #33 | |
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trust me, this slut REALLY knows what shes talking about. you should always take advice from this dumbfuck. *nods* |
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02-02-2002, 07:07 PM | #34 | |
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shit, i really should have looked at the time of his post... aww... |
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02-02-2002, 07:08 PM | #35 | |
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02-02-2002, 07:12 PM | #36 | |
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what else whore? hmm? hehe. |
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02-02-2002, 07:14 PM | #37 | |
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------------------ SHUT UP http://www.noyen.org/spendlove/hail_luci.jpg |
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02-02-2002, 07:17 PM | #38 |
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Kris should like, totally attack people on blamo again. With all the fucking sex threads there he'd have a field day.
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02-02-2002, 07:20 PM | #39 | |
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i feel the butterflies....er..no. thats just you being a dipshit. sorreh. |
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02-02-2002, 07:20 PM | #40 |
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cactuar sexor odds...
put it in the wrong hole- 3:1 meant to put it in the wrong hole- 2:1 got a hot karl- 10:1 squirt after 10 seconds - 5:1 didn't squirt- 8:1 fitty tucking- 2:1 gave oral- 3:2 went for seconds- even bettling lines close in half an hour |
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02-02-2002, 07:22 PM | #41 | |
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*CUM* I get off on being attacked by you *CUM* |
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02-02-2002, 07:43 PM | #42 | |
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------------------ Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear. |
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02-02-2002, 07:45 PM | #43 | |
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which would be the same as the odds of any sane minded person actually even considering fucking you. |
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02-02-2002, 07:46 PM | #44 |
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Bullshit. You're fat, and always sweaty. Honestly, unless you are pocketing some ruffies, it isn't happening.
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02-02-2002, 07:47 PM | #45 | |
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------------------ Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear. |
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02-02-2002, 07:47 PM | #46 | |
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http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif aint that right affecafag?? |
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02-02-2002, 07:47 PM | #47 | |
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thank you http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif |
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02-02-2002, 08:01 PM | #48 | |
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------------------ Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear. |
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02-02-2002, 08:02 PM | #49 | |
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how considerate. |
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02-02-2002, 08:11 PM | #50 |
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do just like american pie, set a webcam so netphoria can watch your first night
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02-02-2002, 11:21 PM | #51 |
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02-02-2002, 11:26 PM | #52 |
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Awesome.
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02-03-2002, 01:04 AM | #53 |
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good stuff. tonight it's my turn.
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02-03-2002, 01:44 AM | #54 | |
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02-03-2002, 02:19 AM | #55 | |
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------------------ http://www.wsu.edu/~swinn/sex.gif You want to sleep with common people like me |
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02-03-2002, 02:19 AM | #56 | |
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02-03-2002, 02:20 AM | #58 | |
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02-03-2002, 06:34 AM | #59 |
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no one will ever, ever ask you "but did you get head?" again. for that, congrats.
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02-03-2002, 06:35 AM | #60 |
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reading this thread reminded me of being touched for the very first time
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