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Old 02-18-2011, 01:10 AM   #1
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Default I have to take a massive shit, anyon e wanna see?

I feel like it could be epic ~ !

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Old 02-18-2011, 01:51 AM   #2
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man i haven't had an epic poo in a while and i have these shit hole roommates that are over here eating nothing but cheese meat and bread and i'm eating lettuce, hummus and broccoli and I still can't poo right.

 
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Old 02-18-2011, 01:51 AM   #3
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what the fuck world? I FORCED MYSELF TO EAT A BRAN MUFFIN TODAY

 
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Old 02-18-2011, 01:52 AM   #4
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not too on topic but i'm sort of amazed at the regular timing of my poops lately. every day at about 10:15. which causes problems on thursdays and fridays.

 
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Old 02-18-2011, 02:17 AM   #5
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who here really loves taking dumps on company time

I!

 
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Old 02-18-2011, 02:27 AM   #6
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everybody does

 
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Old 02-18-2011, 03:29 AM   #7
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healthy as a horse,

 
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Old 02-18-2011, 06:54 AM   #8
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TINWOP

 
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Old 02-18-2011, 10:04 AM   #9
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not too on topic but i'm sort of amazed at the regular timing of my poops lately. every day at about 10:15. which causes problems on thursdays and fridays.
Then just have your boyfriend pack that shit in there for you on Thursday and Friday morning. Problem solved!

 
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Old 02-18-2011, 11:50 AM   #10
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I got food poisoning from bad Chinese food. Spent all night pooping and puking by brains out.

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Old 02-18-2011, 11:53 AM   #11
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I take fours and fives consistently these days. It's almost a release to have a type 6, or as I call it: the shotgun blast.

 
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Old 02-18-2011, 01:03 PM   #12
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i just farted, and now i'm waiting for the scent to evaporate.

 
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Old 02-18-2011, 03:11 PM   #13
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well it's already gaseous, so the scent is just spreading around

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I take fours and fives consistently these days. It's almost a release to have a type 6, or as I call it: the shotgun blast.
what, in your opinion, is the best kind of poop?

I like #2's (no pun) because they come out in a nice solid mass and don't stick to the wall of your bunghole as much as a 3

 
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Old 02-18-2011, 03:42 PM   #14
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Type 4 is my favorite, but only because every once in a while you get a really special one that doesn't require any wiping. It's such a pleasant surprise. I know it's a bit trite, but I love letting go of several long turds just to find out that there's nothing to wipe. So much pleasurable release with no nasty wiping at the end. It's like as if the Hobbits returned to the Shire to find that everything was well and right, instead of having to wipe up Lotho's mess.

 
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Old 02-18-2011, 03:44 PM   #15
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I used the word wipe a bit too much there. It's rather redundant, isn't it?

 
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Old 02-18-2011, 03:53 PM   #16
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well it's already gaseous, so the scent is just spreading around



what, in your opinion, is the best kind of poop?

I like #2's (no pun) because they come out in a nice solid mass and don't stick to the wall of your bunghole as much as a 3
i feel like the #2 is the one that is hard to push out, considering the one above it is little hard to pass pellets. So #3 would be that nice once-a-day supercrap that doesn't leave shit on your ass and slides out of your bunghole so easy you think it's smaller than the foot and a half solid log of shit that it is.

Also after you make this kind of shit, it's one of the most refreshing feelings in the world.

 
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Old 02-18-2011, 04:55 PM   #17
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i hate the shotgun blast

 
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Old 02-19-2011, 02:02 PM   #18
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i've never had a type 4 dump

is that bad

 
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