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02-18-2011, 01:10 AM | #1 |
Saturday Night Goth
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I have to take a massive shit, anyon e wanna see?
I feel like it could be epic ~ !
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02-18-2011, 01:51 AM | #2 |
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man i haven't had an epic poo in a while and i have these shit hole roommates that are over here eating nothing but cheese meat and bread and i'm eating lettuce, hummus and broccoli and I still can't poo right.
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02-18-2011, 01:51 AM | #3 |
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what the fuck world? I FORCED MYSELF TO EAT A BRAN MUFFIN TODAY
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02-18-2011, 01:52 AM | #4 |
huh
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not too on topic but i'm sort of amazed at the regular timing of my poops lately. every day at about 10:15. which causes problems on thursdays and fridays.
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02-18-2011, 02:17 AM | #5 |
Minion of Satan
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who here really loves taking dumps on company time
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02-18-2011, 02:27 AM | #6 |
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everybody does
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02-18-2011, 03:29 AM | #7 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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healthy as a horse,
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02-18-2011, 06:54 AM | #8 |
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TINWOP
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02-18-2011, 10:04 AM | #9 |
Pledge
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Then just have your boyfriend pack that shit in there for you on Thursday and Friday morning. Problem solved!
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02-18-2011, 11:50 AM | #10 |
has great self of steam.
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I got food poisoning from bad Chinese food. Spent all night pooping and puking by brains out.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EDEVwiIPFa...tool_Chart.png Type 7 |
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02-18-2011, 11:53 AM | #11 |
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I take fours and fives consistently these days. It's almost a release to have a type 6, or as I call it: the shotgun blast.
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02-18-2011, 01:03 PM | #12 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i just farted, and now i'm waiting for the scent to evaporate.
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02-18-2011, 03:11 PM | #13 | |
Saturday Night Goth
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well it's already gaseous, so the scent is just spreading around
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I like #2's (no pun) because they come out in a nice solid mass and don't stick to the wall of your bunghole as much as a 3 |
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02-18-2011, 03:42 PM | #14 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Type 4 is my favorite, but only because every once in a while you get a really special one that doesn't require any wiping. It's such a pleasant surprise. I know it's a bit trite, but I love letting go of several long turds just to find out that there's nothing to wipe. So much pleasurable release with no nasty wiping at the end. It's like as if the Hobbits returned to the Shire to find that everything was well and right, instead of having to wipe up Lotho's mess.
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02-18-2011, 03:44 PM | #15 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I used the word wipe a bit too much there. It's rather redundant, isn't it?
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02-18-2011, 03:53 PM | #16 | |
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Also after you make this kind of shit, it's one of the most refreshing feelings in the world. |
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02-18-2011, 04:55 PM | #17 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i hate the shotgun blast
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02-19-2011, 02:02 PM | #18 |
Minion of Satan
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i've never had a type 4 dump
is that bad |
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