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Old 05-07-2018, 12:21 AM   #31
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Good ole Jon.

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 11:46 AM   #32
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Sooo...I cut myself today, chopping onions for dinner

It hurt quite a bit




















 
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Old 05-07-2018, 01:15 PM   #33
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

do you cut vegetables with a samurai sword?

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 02:55 PM   #34
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Sooo...I cut myself today, chopping onions for dinner
Hey… these lyrics aren't right…

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 03:09 PM   #35
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holy fuck

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 03:19 PM   #36
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hoyl fuck I am triggered jesus fuck FUCK WHY VIXNIX

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 03:20 PM   #37
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i'm just happy i am not stoned and seeing that

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 08:13 PM   #38
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It was pretty brutal. That was after it stopped bleeding. It's a new knife but just from IKEA, but I'm always in a massive hurry so I chop pretty hard and fast. I think also my nails are weak after a year of constant gel manicures.

I cried a couple of times, when my kids weren't looking. Of course when they were looking I put on a stoic face and told them this is why you have to be careful with knives.


 
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Old 05-07-2018, 08:18 PM   #39
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Old 05-07-2018, 09:43 PM   #40
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OMG ITS THE FUCKIN LANGOLIERS

 
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Old 05-07-2018, 09:48 PM   #41
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Old 05-07-2018, 09:51 PM   #42
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Old 05-07-2018, 10:53 PM   #43
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Old 05-07-2018, 11:13 PM   #44
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thats what she said

 
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last night I slept in bed with my friend. There was no sexual touch but we rubbed each other all over, ran our fingers through each other's hair, and stared into each other's eyes. She put her arms around me and put her head on my chest and we went to sleep. This morning she was hungover and I gave her a full body massage for 2 hours.
not cursed

 
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definitely cursed, take it from a primary source document (this post)

 
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