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Old 10-16-2018, 09:14 PM   #61
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We all are Ronnie Eagle, man.

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 09:56 PM   #62
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His name was Ronald Eagle.

His name was Ronald Eagle.

His name was Ronald Eagle.

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 09:58 PM   #63
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¿Ronaldito Águila?

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 10:00 PM   #64
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Yup.

Tell those satanic fuck losers in Hollywood I am highest level order prophecy, destined to change the world in a single gig. My book alone will cause a paradigm shift for the psychiatrict and Big Pharma as the names on my medical report who claimed I was delusional when I said Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins was hacking my computer, communicating with me telepathically and in code to become a musician.

The names of the Dr's on that report will have a lot to answer for as they so wrongly diagnosed a Master Troubadour, Poet and Jester. I got that all baby...and then some.

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 10:00 PM   #65
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As I say to you true baphomet cocksuing mother fuckers of the Hollywood record lable order: I like devil rock music. It's pretty good...it's just not as good as mine so I'm not intimidated by it.

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Old 10-16-2018, 10:01 PM   #66
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We all are Ronnie Eagle, man.

sup, Fulltoke...locking it down. Seriously, I did not expect to be back this early...but last night changed all that.

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 10:03 PM   #67
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holy shit it really is him/us

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 10:04 PM   #68
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do me a favor: when they re-perma-ip ban you, please don't crash netphoria for several weeks like last time

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Old 10-16-2018, 10:33 PM   #69
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do me a favor: when they re-perma-ip ban you, please don't crash netphoria for several weeks like last time

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That's news to me...like I said, TOC is gone for good. I'm Ronnie Eagle, "The Rock Prophet."

I don't exactly know why Ronnie Eagle should get perma-banned from here -- but I really don't give a fuck. Do it again and say goodbye to FOREVER!!!

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 10:37 PM   #70
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I fucking knew I shouldn't have let Billy install pcAnywhere on my system.

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 10:49 PM   #71
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Hey: SATANIC HOLLYWOOD RECORD LABEL ORDER:

How's that fat fuck from Sony doing? That Dick Tracy 6'9" near 300lb piece of satanic ass-shit...yeah...THAT FUCKING PUSSY!!! Told my bandmate Paul he was the guy who made or break bands for Sony.

He's obviously a big fucking pussy though. Tell that Marduk ass-licking fuck he was so fucking lucky that when he went down the road of alluding to signing a record contract -- IN OUR BLOOD -- I would of HAVE EASILY climbed up his back and CHOKED HIS ASS OUT IN NO TIME!!!

As it was; when he made the overtures (no contract was thrown on the table), but Paul actually levelled up the correct way; not nearly the way I would have handled.

Paul told this guy, who was...whatever, anywhere from 55 to 70 I guess and a rather fit man, according to Paul. He was calm, he was cool; he told the guy "Hey, if you have contract we can sign in ink, with a pen, that's cool. The other one you're talking about...not so much."

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 10:50 PM   #72
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3 days later, our Producer Bob Cutarella (https://www.robertcutarella.com/bio-and-discography) fell ill with colon cancer which required surgery. That's some seriously deep occulted shit going on right there; and because of this gross negligence of Universal Law, the perpetrators of these acts have met or are soon to meet their ultimate fate for doing so.

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 10:53 PM   #73
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STRAIGHT THE FUCK UP!!!

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 10:53 PM   #74
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Wouldn't you be better off climbing down his back to choke his ass out?

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:00 PM   #75
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I take it that my invite's in the mail?

Now that's the I remember and admire. Gig will be in the South Bay Area...so, that's where it will be.

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:01 PM   #76
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Wouldn't you be better off climbing down his back to choke his ass out?

on a roll buzz...keep her going.

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:03 PM   #77
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TOC is gone for good. I'm Ronnie Eagle, "The Rock Prophet."

I don't exactly know why Ronnie Eagle should get perma-banned from here
that's awfully convenient

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:16 PM   #78
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Reprise and every single other old-school Netphorian: I've been summoned here by a higher authority to do this. I wasn't planning on coming back until March 7th, but as I stated earlier, in light of recent events it became necessary.

This is my way of saying this is not a battle with any of you. These are messages to a dark order that have trying to take me out since March 6th, 2000. It's now October 16th, 2018 and listen up you Baphomet cocksucking Marduk ass-licking pussy major label FUCKS -- I CAN SEE IT FROM HERE -- If that doesn't scare the shit out of you well...ask Robin Williams if he sees it too.

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Old 10-16-2018, 11:19 PM   #79
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"ARCHANGEL MICHEAL GAVE ME THIS PILLOW TO GIVE TO MY GIRLFRIEND -- Julia Roberts!"


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Old 10-16-2018, 11:25 PM   #80
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Robin Williams is dead, isn't he?

Moist-eyed camera hogging in HELL.

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:31 PM   #81
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oh. so ronnie eagle is catherine wheel trying to post with a 'tude?

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:31 PM   #82
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sure sounds like it. v easy to act tough when u have a gosh darn eagle as an avatar.

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:34 PM   #83
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Paul told this guy, who was...whatever, anywhere from 55 to 70 I guess and a rather fit man, according to Paul.
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:38 PM   #84
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Robin Williams is dead, isn't he?

Moist-eyed camera hogging in HELL.
In our physical plane, yes. But he showed up last night and let the order know he didn't commit suicide. I mentioned to all of Hollywood, if you want to start to turn things around for yourselves, expose how the wife left the back door open so a couple of merc-seals could stroll right in from the bayside of his backyard, easypeasy. Show up with this truth Hollywood and maybe you can start to change Universal Law to your overall favor.

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:44 PM   #85
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How can I thank those mercenary seals for bringing about an end to our collective torment?

I'm talking Patagonian toothfish sashimi levels of gratitude, here.

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:46 PM   #86
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How can I thank those mercenary seals for bringing about an end to our collective torment?

I'm talking Patagonian toothfish sashimi levels of gratitude, here.

Yo, you're still an amatuer wordsmith compared to me. Better back up on yourself with this one buzz...you pushing it a bit.

 
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:50 PM   #87
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:51 PM   #88
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Yo, you're still an amatuer wordsmith compared to me. Better back up on yourself with this one buzz...you pushing it a bit.
Spelling "amateur" correctly could have provided persuasive impact.

Opportunity missed.

 
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Old 10-17-2018, 12:10 AM   #89
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Oh hell yeah we're still doing this?

 
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