Cesar Sayoc bomb mailer was male stripper / steroid user

Catherine Wheel · 10-31-2018, 07:57 AM

So apparently this guy whose been accused of sending these bombs to famous people had background as a male exotic dancer / dance choreographer and was a steroid user. Wtf you can’t even make up headlines like this. Can’t wait for the film to be made about this guy

FoolofaTook · 10-31-2018, 08:01 AM

you got a problem with male strippers?

Catherine Wheel · 10-31-2018, 08:10 AM

There’s so much irony and humor in the fact that based on his background he doesn’t fit the profile of someone people assume would be capable of this. In fact he’s probably the exact opposite of that profile

Catherine Wheel · 10-31-2018, 08:19 AM

He was listening to house music and getting a tan while he was building these explosives.

smashingjj · 10-31-2018, 08:55 AM

let's compare male strippers to bomb mailers track by track

FoolofaTook · 10-31-2018, 09:35 AM

catherine sharters vs. kimono wheelers

Fonzie · 10-31-2018, 01:27 PM

Maybe there’s not just one type of lunatic out there?

Bombers can have hobbies, too.

redbreegull · 10-31-2018, 02:21 PM

what are you guys planning on saying to the media when kimani shorter is arrested one day?

"He seemed so normal."

pavementtune · 10-31-2018, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catherine Wheel

So apparently this guy whose been accused of sending these bombs

TOOOK!!!

FoolofaTook · 10-31-2018, 03:56 PM

I bow my head in shame. I have failed you all.

FoolofaTook · 10-31-2018, 03:57 PM

FoolofaTook · 10-31-2018, 03:58 PM

i think i got distracted by the mail stripper

topleybird · 10-31-2018, 05:10 PM

I'm trying to wrap my head around the idea that a murderously aggressive guy could be a steroid user and nope, I just can't do it

Catherine Wheel · 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fonzie

Maybe there’s not just one type of lunatic out there?

Bombers can have hobbies, too.

He was a dj too. Yes I’m sure there are lots of bombers out there that dj and strip and are dance choreographers on top of that. He would probably make you a EDM mixtape if you asked him to.

smashingjj · 10-31-2018, 06:37 PM

I can only hope that if I, for whatever reason, one day decide to bomb something, Catherine Wheel makes a thread about me.

Fonzie · 10-31-2018, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catherine Wheel

He was a dj too. Yes I’m sure there are lots of bombers out there that dj and strip and are dance choreographers on top of that. He would probably make you a EDM mixtape if you asked him to.

I don’t care for EDM.

buzzard · 10-31-2018, 09:10 PM

Did he lift, too, or were the 'roids simply working off the pelvic thrusts his stripping brought to the table?

Catherine Wheel · 11-03-2018, 01:27 AM

Can you imagine all the material Saturday night live is going to have for next few weeks with this guy? There will probably be a chippendales sketch and Fred armisen will play him with padded muscle costume. This stuff just writes itself.

buzzard · 11-03-2018, 02:33 AM

I try not to think about Saturday Night Live, myself.

Catherine Wheel · 11-03-2018, 02:37 AM

I cant imagine anyone other than Fred Armisen playing this guy. He's the perfect choice to imitate him.

Catherine Wheel · 11-03-2018, 02:41 AM

Ben Stiller was a good choice for Cohen but Henry Winkler would probably be better since he looks like an older version of Cohen. But Winkler is probably semi retired now and would never come out of retirement to appear on SNL

Zer0 Hour · 11-03-2018, 09:02 AM

Henry Winkler isn't retired. He just won an Emmy for his role on Barry, lol. But yeah, he does look like an older version of Cohen.

Fonzie · 11-03-2018, 03:16 PM

Thread being derailed. Wasn’t this about strippers can’t make bombs / false flags?

Mals Marola · 11-03-2018, 03:18 PM

Do ya really think all bombers are going to be the cartoon stereotype? It's a similar thing to people who are mind-blown that certain "apparently normal" people on the outside could be drug users

smashingjj · 11-03-2018, 04:01 PM

surely accomplished psychologist Catherine Wheel looks straight through stereotypes like that. He is the puppet master of this whole board, for fuck's sake.

10-31-2018, 07:57 AM	#1
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,310	Cesar Sayoc bomb mailer was male stripper / steroid user So apparently this guy whose been accused of sending these bombs to famous people had background as a male exotic dancer / dance choreographer and was a steroid user. Wtf you can’t even make up headlines like this. Can’t wait for the film to be made about this guy

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Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,310	There’s so much irony and humor in the fact that based on his background he doesn’t fit the profile of someone people assume would be capable of this. In fact he’s probably the exact opposite of that profile

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Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,310	He was listening to house music and getting a tan while he was building these explosives.

10-31-2018, 08:55 AM	#5
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,901	let's compare male strippers to bomb mailers track by track

10-31-2018, 09:35 AM	#6
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	catherine sharters vs. kimono wheelers

10-31-2018, 01:27 PM	#7
Fonzie Dute of Seven Y's Location: Mr. C's garage Posts: 7,764	Maybe there’s not just one type of lunatic out there? Bombers can have hobbies, too.

10-31-2018, 02:21 PM	#8
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,749	what are you guys planning on saying to the media when kimani shorter is arrested one day? "He seemed so normal."

10-31-2018, 03:56 PM	#10
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	I bow my head in shame. I have failed you all.

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FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218

10-31-2018, 03:58 PM	#12
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	i think i got distracted by the mail stripper

10-31-2018, 05:10 PM	#13
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 6,568	I'm trying to wrap my head around the idea that a murderously aggressive guy could be a steroid user and nope, I just can't do it

10-31-2018, 06:37 PM	#15
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,901	I can only hope that if I, for whatever reason, one day decide to bomb something, Catherine Wheel makes a thread about me.

10-31-2018, 09:10 PM	#17
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	Did he lift, too, or were the 'roids simply working off the pelvic thrusts his stripping brought to the table?

11-03-2018, 01:27 AM	#18
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,310	Can you imagine all the material Saturday night live is going to have for next few weeks with this guy? There will probably be a chippendales sketch and Fred armisen will play him with padded muscle costume. This stuff just writes itself.

11-03-2018, 02:33 AM	#19
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,781	I try not to think about Saturday Night Live, myself.

11-03-2018, 02:37 AM	#20
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,310	I cant imagine anyone other than Fred Armisen playing this guy. He's the perfect choice to imitate him.

11-03-2018, 02:41 AM	#21
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,310	Ben Stiller was a good choice for Cohen but Henry Winkler would probably be better since he looks like an older version of Cohen. But Winkler is probably semi retired now and would never come out of retirement to appear on SNL

11-03-2018, 09:02 AM	#22
Zer0 Hour Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,114	Henry Winkler isn't retired. He just won an Emmy for his role on Barry, lol. But yeah, he does look like an older version of Cohen.

11-03-2018, 03:16 PM	#23
Fonzie Dute of Seven Y's Location: Mr. C's garage Posts: 7,764	Thread being derailed. Wasn’t this about strippers can’t make bombs / false flags?

11-03-2018, 03:18 PM	#24
Mals Marola Socialphobic Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 10,000	Do ya really think all bombers are going to be the cartoon stereotype? It's a similar thing to people who are mind-blown that certain "apparently normal" people on the outside could be drug users

11-03-2018, 04:01 PM	#25
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,901	surely accomplished psychologist Catherine Wheel looks straight through stereotypes like that. He is the puppet master of this whole board, for fuck's sake.