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12-15-2016, 03:23 PM | #3031 |
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How many miles you drive this year, Elphe?
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12-15-2016, 03:34 PM | #3032 |
Banned
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http://i.imgur.com/IDnZQdc.png
Why'd I send myself this email in 2015? I don't remember it at all |
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12-15-2016, 03:45 PM | #3033 |
full of longing
Posts: 11,505
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seems obvious enough to me
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12-15-2016, 03:46 PM | #3034 |
Braindead
Location: TX
Posts: 16,289
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I think you should investigate trash can russling
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12-15-2016, 03:51 PM | #3035 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
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everyday i'm russlin'
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12-15-2016, 03:52 PM | #3036 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
Posts: 44,548
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i got an uncle named rustle
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12-15-2016, 03:53 PM | #3037 |
full of longing
Posts: 11,505
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uncle russ
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12-15-2016, 03:53 PM | #3038 |
full of longing
Posts: 11,505
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we hardly knew ye
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12-15-2016, 04:34 PM | #3039 |
Banned
Location: somerville, nj
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Haha you guys guess what it was? Me moving around my house!
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12-15-2016, 04:46 PM | #3040 |
Socialphobic
Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda
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12-15-2016, 05:23 PM | #3041 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
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Winter is serious business over here, I finally caved and started wearing shoes.
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12-15-2016, 05:29 PM | #3042 |
Banned
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12-15-2016, 05:33 PM | #3043 |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
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In case anyone was wondering, I found a place to live a few weeks ago. I have 5 housemates beyond my husband but we're spread out over three floors so it doesn't feel crowded at all. Nice people too.
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12-15-2016, 05:34 PM | #3044 |
Banned
Location: somerville, nj
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Neat
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12-15-2016, 10:26 PM | #3045 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
Posts: 32,749
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what up ILP you missed when jesustakesashit ate a bag of cocaine he found on the road
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12-15-2016, 10:40 PM | #3046 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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it might as well have been baby powder or something
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12-15-2016, 10:42 PM | #3047 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Salt. Once I bought a line of salt in Camden. I snorted it. My eye bled tears.
I did not get high. |
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12-15-2016, 11:04 PM | #3048 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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12-15-2016, 11:13 PM | #3049 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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was it ascertained in that thread that coke usage causes numbness?
i got as far as the cops rubbing it on their gums post |
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12-15-2016, 11:19 PM | #3050 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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12-16-2016, 04:29 AM | #3051 |
Demi-God
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12-16-2016, 08:30 AM | #3052 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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My nostril experienced a very curious sensation.
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12-16-2016, 10:53 AM | #3053 |
Banned
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12-16-2016, 11:27 AM | #3054 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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20 Pounds. For a line of salt.
It was a sad train ride back to Berkshire. |
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12-16-2016, 11:27 AM | #3055 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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On the other hand I made a junkie very very happy.
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12-16-2016, 11:28 AM | #3056 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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So it guess it all worked out to the glory of god.
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12-16-2016, 11:38 AM | #3057 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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12-16-2016, 11:44 AM | #3058 |
Banned
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12-16-2016, 12:09 PM | #3059 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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i was sorta invited to this guy's birthday party at a restaurant that i don't even know, and that i didn't know have a birthday. i basically just joined in on a dinner invite.
everybody there was of the fucking worst foreigner type variety in china, looking like they came out of some fucking fashion catalog and talking loudly about their endeavors and whatever. like there was some ultra confident half-black dude there by the name of Andy who wore a suit and semi raped every female he greeted hello with this fierce grabbing and kissing on the cheek. then there were a slew of german dudes there who had these ultra chic haircuts and wore designer sweaters and basically kept busy embodying the definition of 'giant clit' throughout the night. and let us not forget Travis, the guy from San Fransisco who teaches golf for a goddamn living. what a bunch of caricatures. i had the most mediocre dinner of my life, in this revolving table share-the-dishes style restraurant, and everybody just kept ordering more and more dishes even when nobody was eating, and i ended up pretty much being forced to pay more than three times what i intended to spend that night, just to not be that guy who makes a scene and demands to divide the bill by 'who had what'. what a rotten night. fuck people. i should have stayed in my goddamn apartment and jerked off and watch 'king of the hill' before falling asleep. seriously i hate ppl don't even know why i bother trying to engage sometimes. all these anxieties will never go away and just the goddamn sight of people like that makes me wanna puke. i am drunk btw sorry for this horrendous post ok bye. |
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12-16-2016, 12:16 PM | #3060 |
Braindead
Location: TX
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I recommend not going to boring dinners and shit go to a concert and eat a bag of chips on the way
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