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Old 12-15-2016, 03:23 PM   #3031
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How many miles you drive this year, Elphe?

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 03:34 PM   #3032
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http://i.imgur.com/IDnZQdc.png
Why'd I send myself this email in 2015? I don't remember it at all

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 03:45 PM   #3033
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seems obvious enough to me

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 03:46 PM   #3034
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I think you should investigate trash can russling

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 03:51 PM   #3035
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everyday i'm russlin'

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 03:52 PM   #3036
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i got an uncle named rustle

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 03:53 PM   #3037
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uncle russ

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 03:53 PM   #3038
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we hardly knew ye

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 04:34 PM   #3039
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Haha you guys guess what it was? Me moving around my house!

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 04:46 PM   #3040
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That isn't funny. If you are too nervous to drive well then you need to work on or find other means of travel.
the fuck?

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 05:23 PM   #3041
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Winter is serious business over here, I finally caved and started wearing shoes.

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 05:29 PM   #3042
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the fuck?
What?

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 05:33 PM   #3043
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In case anyone was wondering, I found a place to live a few weeks ago. I have 5 housemates beyond my husband but we're spread out over three floors so it doesn't feel crowded at all. Nice people too.

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 05:34 PM   #3044
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Neat

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 10:26 PM   #3045
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what up ILP you missed when jesustakesashit ate a bag of cocaine he found on the road

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 10:40 PM   #3046
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it might as well have been baby powder or something

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 10:42 PM   #3047
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Salt. Once I bought a line of salt in Camden. I snorted it. My eye bled tears.

I did not get high.

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 11:04 PM   #3048
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it might as well have been baby powder or something
he said his face felt numb I think so probably not baby powder

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 11:13 PM   #3049
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was it ascertained in that thread that coke usage causes numbness?

i got as far as the cops rubbing it on their gums post

 
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Old 12-15-2016, 11:19 PM   #3050
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Old 12-16-2016, 04:29 AM   #3051
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Salt. Once I bought a line of salt in Camden. I snorted it. My eye bled tears.

I did not get high.
Your blood pressure probably did

 
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Old 12-16-2016, 08:30 AM   #3052
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My nostril experienced a very curious sensation.

 
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Old 12-16-2016, 10:53 AM   #3053
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Salt. Once I bought a line of salt in Camden. I snorted it. My eye bled tears.

I did not get high.
Good ol camden

 
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Old 12-16-2016, 11:27 AM   #3054
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20 Pounds. For a line of salt.

It was a sad train ride back to Berkshire.

 
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Old 12-16-2016, 11:27 AM   #3055
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On the other hand I made a junkie very very happy.

 
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Old 12-16-2016, 11:28 AM   #3056
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So it guess it all worked out to the glory of god.

 
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Old 12-16-2016, 11:38 AM   #3057
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was it ascertained in that thread that coke usage causes numbness?

i got as far as the cops rubbing it on their gums post
coke def causes numbness

 
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Old 12-16-2016, 11:44 AM   #3058
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20 Pounds. For a line of salt.

It was a sad train ride back to Berkshire.
Good ol berkshire

 
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Old 12-16-2016, 12:09 PM   #3059
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i was sorta invited to this guy's birthday party at a restaurant that i don't even know, and that i didn't know have a birthday. i basically just joined in on a dinner invite.

everybody there was of the fucking worst foreigner type variety in china, looking like they came out of some fucking fashion catalog and talking loudly about their endeavors and whatever. like there was some ultra confident half-black dude there by the name of Andy who wore a suit and semi raped every female he greeted hello with this fierce grabbing and kissing on the cheek. then there were a slew of german dudes there who had these ultra chic haircuts and wore designer sweaters and basically kept busy embodying the definition of 'giant clit' throughout the night. and let us not forget Travis, the guy from San Fransisco who teaches golf for a goddamn living. what a bunch of caricatures.

i had the most mediocre dinner of my life, in this revolving table share-the-dishes style restraurant, and everybody just kept ordering more and more dishes even when nobody was eating, and i ended up pretty much being forced to pay more than three times what i intended to spend that night, just to not be that guy who makes a scene and demands to divide the bill by 'who had what'. what a rotten night. fuck people. i should have stayed in my goddamn apartment and jerked off and watch 'king of the hill' before falling asleep. seriously i hate ppl don't even know why i bother trying to engage sometimes. all these anxieties will never go away and just the goddamn sight of people like that makes me wanna puke. i am drunk btw sorry for this horrendous post ok bye.

 
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Old 12-16-2016, 12:16 PM   #3060
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I recommend not going to boring dinners and shit go to a concert and eat a bag of chips on the way

 
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