reprise's kitty kronicles

[smashingjj]

more like Hillard!

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

http://i.imgur.com/eX8dOPXh.jpg

aw, figlets!

[ohnoitsbonnie]

http://i.imgur.com/94SqVFph.jpg

[ohnoitsbonnie]

When Fig came home she needed a rabies booster. While at the vet (not my vet, banfield because the rescue was covering the shot) the next day, poor little girl had som stuff squirted in her ears that didn't do anything as far as I could tell.

After a while if being here, it was obvious that Nougat now had ear mites as well as Fig. With Katy, I use a bit of mineral oil in her ears to remove all the bad wax and smother the mites. She's done really well on that and has clear ears. It is also working on my cats!! So just a tip for you guys. Many shelters do the same because of the sheer number of animals they get and the cost of medications. For whatever reason, mineral oil works really well and you can apply with no fear of them consuming it and getting sick.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

oh I am sorry. I just assumed she was a he.

trots was a guitarist? you know he really needs to be unbanned. why the fuck is he still banned? surely whatever he did was not as bad as some of the comments some of us (excluding me of course) have made on here over the years?

i got banned because when eulogy used to say i was unstable or whatever to insult me he was actually right i was having a nervous breakdown. i had pretty much instigated the resentment and loathing of all of the other admins & mods and i'd do it again. Eulogy and sppunk are pretty terrible people tbh. Before I could put a name to it they bothered me more and more as we grew into adults and the reason is because they're everything i hate about liberals, one is blue and the other is red (with a sickle & hammer avatar and a punk name fuck offffffffff).

i actually kind of wish eulogy was around to attackdog the trumptards because he's uniquely awful to argue with but sppunk is probably one of those centrist libs that normalize trump something something maturity blah blah tax rate etc etc

also that is my old roommate's guitar case and that poor cat, Horatio, died of a calcium blockage in his peeper it was real sad. i'll try to find the pic of H snugged up with Chauncey, its pretty cute.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

yeah i'd like trots to come back too.

that cat he posted though. that is one huge ass cat.

yeah he was extremely fat, and that pic was taken after he lost significant weight

[ohnoitsbonnie]

How'd he do it?

[Trotskilicious]

he had an owner that would just leave the bowl out, evergreen you know? so then when he got kinda unceremoniously dumped on my old roommate brent, he started feeding him much less, basically once in the day and once at night. You couldn't feed the fat fucker any less than that or he'd raise hell for hours. He had feline AIDS so he couldn't go outside which didn't help his fatness, but he was a big snuggle bug goofball.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Aw. Fig always has access to (dry) food but she eats less than 2/3 cup (the reccomended amount) daily. I don't know why she hasn't slimmed down. So idk we'll see how it goes

[ohnoitsbonnie]

http://i.imgur.com/EbGk678h.jpg

[Trotskilicious]

i love torties & calicos

[Trotskilicious]

thats my parents cat tho, i named her tiptoes because of the flecks of gold on her toes. she's a little fat cat now tho, the most petit fattie. fatty patty my mom calls her. she has a heart murmur so she can't go outside either

[Trotskilicious]

here's tiptoes with chunktarian piglord, the hog-prince

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Sweeties. Also lovin that sink

[ohnoitsbonnie]

http://i.imgur.com/1J79LyYh.jpg
Fig and beans

[ohnoitsbonnie]

http://i.imgur.com/mBTDtSch.jpg
Underrepresented little Nougat

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Today when picking up cat litter we talked to Fig's former foster mom about Fig and she was very happy to see pics and hear about her progress. We also found out that they rescue cats with cerebellar hypoplasia. When Mike and I have a bigger place we will adopt another kitty in need and maybe special needs. I guess I've become a cat person?

[ohnoitsbonnie]

http://i.imgur.com/L77scdSh.jpg
Nougat knows how to make the cat in the box come out but Fig may not know and definitely doesn't care

[FoolofaTook]

You named your cat Tiptoes? That's awesome.

[yo soy el mejor]

ya that's a pretty adorable name. has anyone ever had a cat runaway before?

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

You named your cat Tiptoes? That's awesome.

my parents cat, she lives with them now.

[Trotskilicious]

i grew up with a few strays, one was originally named rocky and then came to be known via dad as Stinkweasel was a big gray tabby that just walked in the house carefree one morning and stayed with us for years until he disappeared

there was Domino who was a black and white spotted cat that followed me around the neighborhood one week and then we adopted him, but found out shortly later that he had feline leukemia and had to be put down. that was one of the first cats that was really "mine" even tho i only had him for a few months, he liked to sleep in my room and sit on my lap. the other cats we had were more attached to my parents and also i'm sure being a little boy and trying to pick them up and stuff was not smart either but Dom loved it

my parents just recently "free adopted" a very slinky, slender cat they named Cleo because she's a tabby but looks Abyssinian or Egyptian or something. she was living in the bamboo and dad started feeding her and took her in. i think the cat ran away from someone and my mom wanted to keep it but Cleo is a very mischievous knock-all-the-shit-off-the-counter type cat so i can see that someone might have just thrown her out too.

my friend melissa has a cat named Maybe (which is NOT a reference to arrested development which she's never seen) which was basically feral around her apartment complex until she fed it and made friends with it. the cat to this day hates everyone but her

[ohnoitsbonnie]

No runaways thankfully. Always worried about because all my parents' cats were inside-out but I would not do this. Opal once brought in a live mouse into the house. She brought me a living chipmunk that played dead. Shredder would bring home dead bugs. I don't approve of any of this behavior even if it was interesting at the time

[ohnoitsbonnie]

You're not even good at facetious comedy

[run2pee]

Lol chunktarian piglord, that's fucken 2 cute

Keep these kronicles rolling, I like to see a cat thread that has dogs too, help make the rain rain go away

[run2pee]

@trots Cleo sounds like the bengal we were given, cat is trixter through and through

Super vocal, wasn't weaned properly so severe attachment/abandonment problems (yowl at top volume if we go in another room from her, act like a shitfucker all week long (cause the house is totally empty for like, 10 hours)), and knocking things over is her 2nd fave torture after clawing my amplifiers.

But when she's not flipping out over her disability, she's hilarious and cute enough to convince us to keep her, and give her endless scratchies under her stupid catdamn chin

[run2pee]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...5a9eaeaf95.jpg
Cat whom I describe look a lot like this fucker

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Can I have the cat

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Honestly, r2p, it sounds like your kitty is Nougat. She is totally nuts. Like today we spent most of the day fixing her box/perch/scratching post thing with drills and lag screws and in the middle of a break she knocked the whole situation over yet didn't run away in fear but continued to look for ways to destroy it. She's an adult cat with no fear and unlimited energy. She'll run and do kicks off the walls

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Needs to have all doors open all the time so she can see in. I'll just be on the toilet and hear some awful mewling to be let in