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Old 06-17-2018, 07:10 PM   #1
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Default should i stop deleted these emails?

https://i.imgur.com/n3Cldi5l.png

they seem really persistent. maybe it's for real.

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:16 PM   #2
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https://i.imgur.com/Eu5XPaZl.png

they're sending me nude photos

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:17 PM   #3
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idk what to do

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:19 PM   #4
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i deserve love & happiness

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:20 PM   #5
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its crazy to think that thousands of women are waiting for me. are they all from one location? have i become an accidental diety? should i wear a white robe?

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:21 PM   #6
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how will i pick a favorite? what will i name our group (not a cult)?

this is complicated.

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:24 PM   #7
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Dear bakermans,

I understand your horniness. As a human, sometimes I too feel horny. Just know that the "strings attached" are only those that you place between your mind and your body.

I AM AS AM YOU - slunken

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:26 PM   #8
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ha

Last edited by slunken : 06-17-2018 at 07:39 PM.

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:33 PM   #9
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i'm going to hang myself

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:40 PM   #10
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yes do it

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:41 PM   #11
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bad timing

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:48 PM   #12
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dang i thought you fellow posters would be more supportive about this

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:49 PM   #13
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DIE OF AIDS

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:50 PM   #14
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Just kidding.

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:50 PM   #15
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Cancer.

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:55 PM   #16
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Don't make me pull rank on you.

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 07:57 PM   #17
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Don't make me pull rank on you.
Typical SJW

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 08:02 PM   #18
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that's funny, for a second there i thought i was the one living in china and talking to local people about what's considered beautiful here.

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 09:36 PM   #19
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Seems legit

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 11:22 PM   #20
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I was once replying to a personal add on Craigslist and it was just a scam to get me to sign up with horneymatches.com

 
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Old 06-17-2018, 11:42 PM   #21
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And did you?

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 12:38 AM   #22
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maybe it's all this forever being cryptic for the fear somebody might actually know something about you

like still making a special effort to hide your first name when posting a junk mail pic in a community where you've been posting for over a decade

it's a form of narcissism

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 12:38 AM   #23
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real talk

pulling rank

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 12:52 AM   #24
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i'm just trying to help. i come from a house where you get kicked when you're down.

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 12:54 AM   #25
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come to china

we can prowl the badlands

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 09:02 AM   #26
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So then it's true? They're waiting for me?

Also it wasn't my name it was my email address

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 09:03 AM   #27
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I signed up for a service that would notify me of sex predators in my area and now I get Sex trafficking junk mail.

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 11:02 PM   #28
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And did you?
Yeah, and then I kept getting winks and these phony messages from spam looking account names.

 
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Old 06-18-2018, 11:44 PM   #29
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Don't feel bad. Anybody with a brain tumour could have fallen for that.

 
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Old 06-19-2018, 12:22 AM   #30
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are you talking about billy corgan right now?

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