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Old 08-27-2020, 05:16 AM   #1
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Thumbs up aahhh, coffee.

delicious black coffee. with a certain taste. I love delicious black blue yellow coffee. it has this taste. I can't get enough of it.

 
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Old 08-27-2020, 05:16 AM   #2
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I love pouring coffee over restaurant guests and swimming in it. delicious.

 
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Old 08-27-2020, 05:17 AM   #3
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when I impregnated my ex-wife of our third and favourite kid, guess what I was entirely rubbed in with?

 
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Old 08-27-2020, 05:18 AM   #4
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shit?

 
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Old 08-27-2020, 05:19 AM   #5
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no. coffee.

 
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Old 08-27-2020, 05:19 AM   #6
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omg what?!?

 
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Old 08-27-2020, 05:19 AM   #7
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i was going to guess shit, actually.

 
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Old 08-27-2020, 05:19 AM   #8
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hmmmmm, coffee. I don't even like it. get it the fuck away from me. fuck you and die.

 
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Old 08-27-2020, 05:20 AM   #9
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i was going to guess shit, actually.
any person with more than two working brain cells would guess shit!

 
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Old 08-27-2020, 05:22 AM   #10
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this is not the coffee thread, btw. don't anyone dare to talk about your favourite mix of coffee and ass juice.

 
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Old 08-27-2020, 05:22 AM   #11
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I could go for a coffee right now!

 
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Old 08-27-2020, 05:55 AM   #12
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is this about one of those dutch "coffee shops"

 
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Old 08-27-2020, 05:57 AM   #13
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don't answer it's a rhetorical question

 
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Old 08-27-2020, 05:58 AM   #14
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no you know what please do answer i'm not sure sorry i am new here

 
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Yes. No.

 
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Old 08-27-2020, 09:27 AM   #16
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First my dad said we couldn’t drink coffe b/c the lord told Joseph Smith Jr that “hot drinks are not for the belly”

But then we noticed the occasional quicktrip mugs in the car. He said it was b/c he had to get up extra early now that he was the foreman on his crew. Then the occasional mugs turned into an everyday thing; he said he got headaches if he didn’t drink it

So now we sip coffee all day long between masterjacks and listenin to satanic rock music bands like the smashen punkens

 
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Old 08-27-2020, 10:02 AM   #17
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TIPICULL!

 
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