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Old 09-10-2020, 01:06 AM   #1
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Thumbs down Tom Selleck is not above scamming old folks out of their homes

The Hollywood pretty boy is now a spokesperson for a reverse mortgage company. Apparently the Magnum P.I. residuals just aren't cutting it. His feud with grandma's favorite daytime talkshow host Rosie O'Donnell two decades ago just wasn't enough...now he wants to take your grandmother's house to help fund his "avocado ranch".


 
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Old 09-10-2020, 07:44 PM   #2
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Wow. Not a single reply. You’ll feel differently when you go to visit Grandma and Tom “The Huckster” Selleck answers the door in his NRA underwear.

 
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Old 09-10-2020, 08:07 PM   #3
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It's so obvious to me what is happening here. This is a ploy by the NRA reptilian elite to position themselves in homes all across the country. Reptilian "sleeper cells" in each and every neighborhood that will stockpile advanced weaponry, including biological agents, right under their neighbors' noses. When the mothership enters Earth's atmosphere, their very own "Order 66" will take place, and humanity will finally be enslaved by our intergalactic neighbors.

Thanks a lot, Tom Selleck.

 
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Old 09-11-2020, 01:57 PM   #4
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This is how I feel about joe namath and samuel l jackson and so many others

BOO

 
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