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08-09-2018, 09:51 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
 
Location: on the internet
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Who?
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08-09-2018, 09:57 PM
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Braindead
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This thread needs CAIC's cruiseposting
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08-09-2018, 10:07 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: on the internet
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Whoops it looks like this was already mentioned in another thread. As usual I'm late to the game, but I'm not butthurt about it.
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08-09-2018, 10:48 PM
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Braindead
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it's ok
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08-10-2018, 02:52 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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08-10-2018, 12:20 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Billy's Buttcrack
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Does this vid still exist anywhere on the internet? |
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08-10-2018, 02:53 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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08-10-2018, 02:53 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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08-10-2018, 05:08 AM
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Amish Rake Fighter
 Location: pretty cool place
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what if billy started zwan 2 with monte and mike's mom
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08-10-2018, 05:09 AM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: montreal
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08-10-2018, 05:15 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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08-10-2018, 05:15 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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08-10-2018, 02:21 PM
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Dute of Seven Y's
 
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08-11-2018, 04:31 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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Hope everyone is doing well! I had met a really great girl on Dec 2nd. Her name is Amy and she is very cute and was a delight to talk to. I chose to ask her out. I had told her about how I like to do big wow dates that consequently cost a handful of money. She said that she would "love to go out with me" but she wanted to make it hard on me by giving me a $30 limit. This was except able by me and was praised by others. Many of my friends said that she would be worth dating for having such integrity by not expressing that she wanted to do something amazing and costly. Amy and I ended up talking on the phone a lot. And shortly after several days in a row of talking to her I found that we clicked. She was obviously the kind of girl I have wanted to date all my life. Sweet, easy to talk to, willing to be open with me and loves the church of which we both are committed to. Plus she loves to cook which is a HUGE plus! She is by far the best girl that I have meet this year. And I have done a lot of dates (13+ different girls) I wanted to prove to Amy that I could give her an amazing date. I told her that this date was going be one we could look back at and say 'wow, that was a really cool date!' So I had planed our date to be done as follows. I would greet her at her door and give her a paper flower i made that request she put a memory of our date on each petal. I also had written a letter and had a box wrapped up the letter read as follows: Enclosed are two crowns. One marked for Amy and one marked for Jonathan Please take the crown of your counter partner and read the inscriptions aloud Starting with Jonathan reading the inscription to Amy and then Amy to Jonathan. Then crown each other. Sincerely His Grace- The King Inside the box where the 2 crowns from burger king that i had placed our names on. here is a picture of them. http://www.monteit.com/crown.jpg and had these inscriptions that read the following Amy's Crown: Rules of being a Princess A princess must always act in a princess fashion. She must remember that she is royalty and always expect to be treated as such. Things a Princess Must Remember: 1) A princess will never need to open any door. As royalty she is entitled to all doors to be open for her by a fair prince. 2) A princess should always show thanks for that of which she receives. 3) A princess needs not to always wear her crown if she should chose to remove it. But she should never forget that she is royalty. 4) A princess should always be with a fair prince until she wishes to dismiss him Perks of being a Princess She gets to spend time with a fair prince instead of some frog. The Authority of a Princess A princess has the right; as all women do, to make a choice to show affection, to except or decline affection from a prince. Along with the divine authority to rebuke any unwanted affection however she may please Jonathan's Crown: Rules of being a Prince A prince must always act as a fair prince, willing to protect his princess of which he is courting, even if just for an evening Things a Prince Must Remember: 1) A prince must open ever door for his princess with a smile. He should never be slow to opening a door. 2) A prince should always be thankful for the honor of being with a princess. 3) A prince needs not to always wear his crown unless he is accompanying a princess whom is wearing hers. 4) A prince should always be with his princess until she wishes to dismiss him Perks of being a Prince He gets to spend time with a beautiful princess The Authority of a Prince A prince has the right to treat a princess with100% respect. This is as far as his authority reaches. From here we crown each other. And walk out her door to my car. At my car I had a little red table cloth that was made of plastic that i had rolled out for over 10 feet as a red carpet for her. which lead to her door which i was to open. Inside she would have a special CD that I made for her. 20 tracks and a booklet telling her why i chose each track for the CD. We then would go to one of my clients beauty salon where we were going to give her a manicure for free. thanks to my client. From here we would travel to downtown and walk to another client shop to get 4 chocolate covered strawberries that was once again free. From here we would go to an office i do work at and play a board game, and while playing a board game a client whom owns a floral shop would come in giving her a dozen roses at no cost to me. From here we would go to dinner @ a clients house for dinner. a very elegant dinner. We would enjoy their company. From here we would return to my car where upon i would ask her to open my glove compartment and give me a brown bag, which would have 6 stars like this. They have little LEDs that connect to a battery on the back and is tightly secured so that they can give light. http://www.monteit.com/star.jpg They have a magnet on the back which would allow them to hold onto my convertible top, and i would tell her we are going take a drive under the stars. From here we would drive to a place where a Salvation Army bell ringer would be, and donate the $30. Sadly she had to cancel our date... and we plan to go out again, but this time she is in charge of making the date and I gave her $200 and said she has to use it all and give me a really cool date! Sigh being romantic didn't seem to pay off |
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08-12-2018, 05:17 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
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08-12-2018, 05:45 PM
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Pledge
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This is a real person. He's out there somewhere. Walking among us. Is Billy in any danger?
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08-13-2018, 01:10 PM
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dumb
Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds
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08-13-2018, 01:02 PM
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dumb
Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds
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____________ remember that thread about bringing y o s o y to SF? |
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08-10-2018, 12:35 PM
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Braindead
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How is it that every photo of Jonathan is cursed?
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08-10-2018, 12:47 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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you guys can laugh but monte's probably in straight sackcloth and ashes mode right now. billy just dealt him a brutal blow.
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08-10-2018, 12:54 PM
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Braindead
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Being blown by Billy would be his greatest wish tho
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08-10-2018, 01:00 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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a few days ago i stopped to think about monte, how he must be such a badass amongst mormons or just an embarrassment perhaps, fist pumping along to zero in his sacred undies.
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08-10-2018, 01:02 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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imagine him sharing the machina mystery in sunday school
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08-10-2018, 01:31 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: Your god damn living room
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Being a badass among mormons must be one of the easiest life titles to achieve
and yet, it was snatched away from him in a single word BC post shame! |
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08-11-2018, 04:15 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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omg omg omg
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08-11-2018, 04:33 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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omg where did you find that, took? i was searching for it but couldn't find it.
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08-11-2018, 04:33 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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08-11-2018, 04:34 AM
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08-11-2018, 04:36 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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